Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 And then divorced and moving to Louisville 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I wish he was my dad growing up. coulda done with some pumpkins like those. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vesn49G0fi8 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 yeah i feel like strat is holding out on us. there are details we need here. WE NEED THE DEETS. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I don't understand what happened with strat. How do you go from burning all the bridges, deleting all the numbers to talking quite a bit and predicting regular dates all in just a couple of days? Next week she'll be 3 months pregnant and a January wedding will be in the works. like, it was obvious to everyone that I had lost my mind, and they took it as endearing. everyone is rooting for us to be a couple, including, I think, the girl. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 so you asked her to hang out and she said yes? Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 like, it was obvious to everyone that I had lost my mind, and they took it as endearing. everyone is rooting for us to be a couple, including, I think, the girl. Because you were mad with love? Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 because if there is one thing a girl you're attempting to bed finds endearing, its acting crazy. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 if this were the traditional guy trying to bed girl situation, she would have stopped talking to me at blowup #2. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I had to read that twice to not see it as blowjob #2. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I really can't explain how it happened, but yes, she is staying in KC, talks to me all the time, beams whenever she sees me, etc. I have no idea. I'm just going with it, because people who know more than I do have pushed me in this direction. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I had to read that twice to not see it as blowjob #2. it's more fun reading it like this. I'm staying at my mom's tonight because I had to be at work til 11 and have be back there at 10 tomorrow. So, naturally there's a lot of halloween candy. So, there's a lot of tootsie rolls and I keep grabbing the ones that look like turds instead of the small rolls. I'm also having a zombie dust Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Next week she'll be 3 months pregnant and a January wedding will be in the works. yeah with some other guy Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I really can't explain how it happened, but yes, she is staying in KC, talks to me all the time, beams whenever she sees me, etc. I have no idea. I'm just going with it, because people who know more than I do have pushed me in this direction. just now, I was like, "aha, now that I am sober, I can go back and give them a proper explanation!" no, seriously, the above is an accurate representation. I didn't meet her until August even though we worked maybe 200 feet from each other for like seven months prior. her best friend has known me since day one and had not ever seen me worried about a girl--I was even keel and fully focused on work. so to see me go from that place of apathy to, "well, I guess I have to switch groups and/or companies to make this thing work," I imagine that could be seen in a positive light. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I really can't explain how it happened, but yes, she is staying in KC, talks to me all the time, beams whenever she sees me, etc. I have no idea. I'm just going with it, because people who know more than I do have pushed me in this direction. Call us when you see her outside of work Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I don't have anyone's number 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 and even if I did, I would probably delete the numbers out of frustration over not getting to hang out IRL. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Well, um, that's a fair point. Write it here then. Point is, it's all just fluff until you guys see each other socially. I, for one, hope it happens for you sooner rather than later. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 and even if I did, I would probably delete the numbers out of frustration over not getting to hang out IRL. Essay is always down for a blizzard hang, so that's not fair Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Well, um, that's a fair point. Write it here then. Point is, it's all just fluff until you guys see each other socially. I, for one, hope it happens for you sooner rather than later. yeah. I need to close the deal with one of these companies before I have blowup #4, basically. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Please dont accept a job just because you think she's the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Take the best job for you. I remember i was taking one of the final courses towards my degree when I fell in love with my future wife. It consumed me. Ended up dropping that class. Never picked it back up. That reminds me. I gotta get on that when I get resettled with this new gig. I am in LabCorp getting ready to pee and be fingerprinted. Inwas around people that were smoking weed out by the pool last friday night. Not a fog, just a one-hitter type deal. I'm paranoid about that stuff, having never done it Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 You'll be fine. Also, if you're getting piss tested you have the job. Congrats you old bastard! Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 the only scenario where I might be capable of making a mistake is if another company hires me and my current company offers me more money to stay. I doubt they match so soon after promoting me, though. Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I'm staying at my mom's tonight because I had to be at work til 11 and have be back there at 10 tomorrow. I like that you gave us a reason why you're staying at your mom's even though that reason is totally meaningless to us. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Work girl isn't here today which makes me sad. When she was leaving yesterday she says to me, see you next week and I said actually tomorrow is my last day. She said, oh well I guess I'll never see you again, that's sad. You wish bitch. I'll be back in 8 short weeks. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I'm just going with it, New Poll: How long until Strat stops "Just going with it" and explodes in another drunken temper tantrum? Link to post Share on other sites
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