iBeaver 409 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Is he in Central time? 11 hours. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 oh no! spreadsheet troubles in the old group! I am off today due to some holiday. I could have gone in but it would have been boring. I'm now sad that I didn't. Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 It's better this way. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 You'll be fine. Also, if you're getting piss tested you have the job. Congrats you old bastard! Oh, I've already gotten the offer letter, accepted and all that jazz. But I still wonder if something came up they didnt like, would they rescind. Contrary to my seemingly cest la vi attitude, I can be a worry wart. Not to napaesque levels, but still pretty high. yesterday she says to me, see you next week and I said actually tomorrow is my last day. She said, oh well I guess I'll never see you again, that's sad. That's kinda funny on her part. I like it. You'll show her in 8 weeks, coming back all leaned up, beard trimmed to perfection, smelling good. (None of those are gonna happen, are they?) Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Essay always smells good. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 It's better this way. why? Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Make her wish you were there instead of just being there. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Essay always smells good. Two spritzes of blue de Chanel ensures it. Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Sounds like we need to officially invite T-Rex to join the thread. I've always thought of frau as the dromiceiomimus of the thread. (Not specifically because of this particular comic, but the Slimey Welch thread led me to this post and that's why I was thinking about that just now.) Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I would just like to say something here about wearing fragrances: Personally, I don't like them. I think they are evasive and prefer both genders to be odorless. That said -- for whatever reason -- girls really like smells. If you don't have a pungent, synthetic smell all the time, and are trying to have sex with people, you should all really get one on yourself. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Napa, you can't leave yourself that open on Facebook man. I want to make like 10 mean comments. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Fine. Good point. You know, not being able to smell makes me not think about using cologne. And I'm scared to go to the store and ask the counter girl for help choosing one because I'm afraid she'll just try to sell me an expensive one that doesn't smell good on me. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Dior Homme might be a good choice, and CK makes a number of options girls seem to like. All in that 25-$30/oz. range. Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 You should hint at it with BC and maybe she'll buy you the kind she likes. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Nap, get some blue de Chanel. Trust me here it's pure. I get compliments all the time. I wear it myself so you can take that to the bank. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 You should hint at it with BC and maybe she'll buy you the kind she likes. Or... She'll buy him some and then tell him that she hates the way he smells. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 She says she likes the way I smell naturally. But it's not about her. She had her chance. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I didnt see where napa left himself open on FB. I did look through some pics. A few cute chicks. Chick in flag bikini is ready for my flagpole. Nice body Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Nap said "In HS I was voted Least." And the easiest comment I came up with and didn't post was "Must not have been referring to weight" But I'm not going to be mean on FB because I don't know who else reads that, except to you, because you are mean to yourself and even then when I do post something I hold back. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Or... She'll buy him some and then tell him that she hates the way he smells. That's how I'd play it if I were a girl. Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 What Napa was actually voted in high school: 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Flag bikini is like my best friend, male or female. Her fiancée was a roommate in college and also one of my better friends. Might be seeing them tonight actually. She's in town for her cousins wedding. Might meet up with them downtown after the wedding. No, I don't know why the wedding is on a Friday. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 So a few weeks ago my boss tells me that soon a full time job will open in out department and he wants me to apply. So I say great. Today at my exit interview I being that up and reiterate my interest and he says, stammering, uhh yeah sure apply that'll be good, even if you don't get this one there will be more open next summer. Like why say that. You basically just told me I wasn't gonna get it. It stung a little. Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 This is quite the exit you're having. First the girl shrugs her shoulders at never seeing you again and now your boss says they're not going to hire you. Try not to hit any cars as you leave the parking lot. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 What can I say, I have a way with people. Like seriously it's amazing I've ever accomplished anything because people just aren't fond of me. Texted my girlfriend a few hours ago about hanging out tonight and she hasn't responded. I'm sure she's very busy and that's why. Link to post Share on other sites
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