Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 So, what are YOU wearing? Some Dockers and a polo shirt. If you want me to get naked, I'll have to close my office door. And get a lock probably. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Some Dockers and a polo shirt. If you want me to get naked, I'll have to close my office door. And get a lock probably. This place was ripe with horny bitches, oddly enough Nothing's changed. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Dockers and a polo? NERD ALERT! Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I brought my lunch today in an effort to eat better and save money and I hated it. Cold sammich is so in satisfying. A cold sandwich is all about ingredient quality in my estimation. Find a gourmet grocery store. If you eat meat, chicken salad is a good option. Homemade with fine ingredients is great, but a good grocery store will also make it if you are lazy. I like it with cheese, little mustard and sprouts, on a hard roll or rye, or possibly a sub roll. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I bought some pre packaged lunch meat and cheese slices. Put em on some iron kids bread and away we go. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I bought some pre packaged lunch meat and cheese slices. Put em on some iron kids bread and away we go. Iron Kids Bread is hilarious, but seriously, that's disgusting. It's not more expensive to get the shit sliced for you at the deli counter, btw, and even if it were, it's WAY better. But most of all, you can buy a sandwich or two worth at a time, making sure you always have the freshest meat. Don't make Goyim sandwiches. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I bought some pre packaged lunch meat and cheese slices. Put em on some iron kids bread and away we go. My fashion sense > your lunch sense. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Fresh meat is the key, got it. Problem is I like to go to those 24 hour grocery stores at like 1130 so there's no crowd and the meat counter is closed. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 you go to the store at like 1130, except on nights when I'm in town and asking if you want to get dinner with me. then it's 7:30 that you go to the grocery store. got it. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Fresh bread is just as important (moreso for me, because I eat mostly vegan). I don't know where you live, but even a place like Publix has an exponentially better deli than Walmart or Kroger or w/e. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 So I can't talk about shitting and when I do share about blasting a Boston shirt I don't even get a nod of recognition and I'm behind people who haven't posted in weeks...I'm going to go back to talking about shitting. I've had 3 so far today, 4 if you count the fart/nugget right out of the shower. The last one was way more mass than I thought was possible for the 3rd large shit of the day. Strange thing is, I don't think I even consume enough to shit as much as I do. Apparently lots of shitting does not correlate to weight loss. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Oh man, I totally forgot about that. I told you I took bad notes last week. I'll make up for it this week. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 you go to the store at like 1130, except on nights when I'm in town and asking if you want to get dinner with me. then it's 7:30 that you go to the grocery store. got it. There was a blizzard that night if I recall correctly. Exigent circumstances. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 fancy words don't undo hurtful actions. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Didnt you end up spooning a lady that night? If I hadn't been busy preparing for the blizzard that wouldn't have happened. So really you should be thanking me. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 You even make the worst sandwiches. I don't know about you sometimes Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 It's like you were created in a lab. A lab for awfulness 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Sometimes??? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Brvy, you have no shame. You should go on to shakes page and start hitting up all of his friends asking them where he has been. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Sometimes??? Alright, you got me. Most times All the time Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I think I got most things under control. It's just dating, socializing, eating, drinking, sleeping, working, and exercising I need help with. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I was watching Parks & Rec last night on FXX and it got me thinking about my favorite comedy shows ever. Half hour comedies. 1. 30 Rock 2. Arrested development 3. Curb 4. It's always sunny 5. Parks & Rec 6. Scrubs 7. The league 8. Seinfeld 9. Mash 10. Entourage 30 Rock #1? I can't take this list seriously. Also, I'm super surprised that JJJ has only seen 2 of these shows. If I had to guess, it would be Mash and Seinfeld. I mean, Seinfeld is a lock, right? I'm pretty surprised you havne't seen an episode of Sunny, Parks & Rec, or 30 Rock if you were a fan of Seinfeld. AND if you were a fan of Seinfeld, how could you not watch Curb? Curb is literally the best. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Brvy, you have no shame. You should go on to shakes page and start hitting up all of his friends asking them where he has been. What are you basing this on? Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Seinfeld and A.D. I've seen an episode here and there of some of the other ones. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 And you think you're qualified to tell me how to live my life. Watch more tv and get back to me. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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