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oh god I wish I had thought of that one when we were talking JESUS that would have been awesome

 

Why would you be talking Jesus with this slut? Doesn't really seem like the type of topic that would get her wet.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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!!!!!

 

Didn't end up going to the beerfest. The boyfriend texted me saying they were busy all morning with engagement stuff and werent pregaming and were just heading over and to let them know if I made it but I didn't feel like driving there and then maybe having to wander by myself and ugh.

 

But it doesn't matter cause me and TG are fb bros!!!

 

My sisters apprently going out to bars with the one dude and told me to tag along. No thanks. I'm pathetic getting sympathy invites from my sister. I dropped my roommate off at his car downtown thinking he was coming back and we were going to drink but he never came back. Probably going to start drinking alone soon.

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Quack, I feel you and my buddy would get along. He"s got two kids, 5 and 3, and he basically drinks his face off on the weekends while in the pool, parenting. Seems like the best plan

 

 

After a great night last night, chilled today, went and had a BBQ dinner with the wife's parents. Had a nice prime rib sandwich with a horseradish sauce. Tasty.

 

Now gonna watch Dark Night Rises.

 

Tomorrow hoping for good weather so we can bike a little

 

What about you Essay my boy?

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Hey, no offense little buddy

 

I got a sports authority diamondback hybrid bike. $300 or so. I only ride on concrete. Not a mountain bike guy. I love riding my bike. Great leg and cardio workout.

 

What I would suggest for anyone over 250lbs is getting rims that are double wall. My first back tire wasn't and due to being over 250+, I kept throwing a spoke and the tire would get lopsided. Then I'd have to get it fixed and true the wheel (rounding it)

 

Since getting the double wall wheel/rim, I've been good.

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I'm on #4. Parenthood!!

 

after my stellar...after my recommen...after my post where I gave a several probably not useful ideas for what to do on the 19th of July (yestersday), I think we need a trip report.

 

if it was boring (read: you didn't do anything I said to do (ok fine. you did everything I said to do (actually that's probably impossible))) then make up a story. please include a biker gang, a threesome, a chiua..chihua...a little dog and three pepperoni pizzas.

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Been loading a bunch of pages before flights and catching up that way...makes it easy to catch up but not post. Napa (RE a post you made a week or so ago) - keep rocking the boat shoes, but you need to get these. Can't see them, don't really feel them, but they prevent your boat shoes from smelling.

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What about you Essay my boy?

 

Woke up and went to the j crew outlet. I was on the hunt for a certain pair of shorts but thy didnt have them in stock. But I did buy some vintage slim, dark navy jeans. Oh man these jeans are perfect and Ive been looking for a pair exactly like this for years, literally. They are narrower as they go down the leg, so the ankles aren't as wide as the thighs, as any good pair of pants should be. The thing that annoyance most about pants is having a bunch of excess fabric around the ankles. Like there is no need for that. But these pants are perfect. Just amazing start to my day.

 

Came home and took a little nap. Then went to the movies with the lady. She's studying for the KS bar so she is on lockdown right now. So I was lucky to get some time I guess.

 

And now I'm at the casino and I'm shitting super hard. Really great day all the way around so far. If I run good it might qualify for best day of the year.

 

Fingers crossed.

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Oh Christ here it comes. I really hope the neighbor doesn't dump skank bag anytime soon. If she came to me tomorrow asking me to take her back I would in a heartbeat. I fell for that dumb skank. I really wish I never met her but its too late now.

 

I want to be facebook friends with ya'll I feel like this place is gonna get shut down any day now. Really it's just us at this point. I don't know how to find anyone. I remember back in my last go around here in 2008 I found Mexi-melt's myspace page but never friended him.I just feel like one day I'll come here and it'll say page not found. And it won't be some awesome Good Will Hunting moment.

 

Watching Crazy, Stupid Love. Getting emotional.

 

That reminds me - anyone ever wonder if any of the "new" accounts is Negreanu? Like, he has this site that in its heyday probably had half a million monthly unique visitors, now it's just us, and he's trying to hold on to FCP through the Sick thread?

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I'm sorry SA but I totally pictured you wearing girl, pegged leg jeans while reading that post.

 

I'm not sure if it's more disturbing that you bought skinny jeans or how excited you were/are to finally find the perfect pair after several years of looking.

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OMG!! Things are happening now. I'm facebook official with Mexi-melt and I have requests out for Shake and Napa! I'll keep you guys posted on these developments.

 

haha I'm friends with tommygavin81 on facebook now. WHAT A FAAAAAAG HAHAHHAHA

 

My sisters apprently going out to bars with the one dude and told me to tag along. No thanks. I'm pathetic getting sympathy invites from my sister. I dropped my roommate off at his car downtown thinking he was coming back and we were going to drink but he never came back. Probably going to start drinking alone soon.

 

man none of this made sense but napa I think I'm gonna have to bang your sister ok? I mean if it makes you feel any better I'm sure she'd like it.

 

Woke up and went to the j crew outlet. I was on the hunt for a certain pair of shorts but thy didnt have them in stock. But I did buy some vintage slim, dark navy jeans. Oh man these jeans are perfect and Ive been looking for a pair exactly like this for years, literally. They are narrower as they go down the leg, so the ankles aren't as wide as the thighs, as any good pair of pants should be. The thing that annoyance most about pants is having a bunch of excess fabric around the ankles. Like there is no need for that. But these pants are perfect. Just amazing start to my day.

 

Came home and took a little nap. Then went to the movies with the lady. She's studying for the KS bar so she is on lockdown right now. So I was lucky to get some time I guess.

 

And now I'm at the casino and I'm shitting super hard. Really great day all the way around so far. If I run good it might qualify for best day of the year.

 

Fingers crossed.

 

have you ever noticed how much you love ****?

 

 

 

 

so I went to a beer festival today. got there at like 2 and it was HOOOOOTTT. like 95 the whole time. everybody was sweatin' and a drinkin' and a sweatin'... but anyways every bitch there wanted my dick but this one was pretty cool so I got her number. she's actually moving in a couple months so it's like guaranteed fuck buddy for a little while. so that's cool. bitches love the d man. really.

 

 

 

gonna go creep tommygavin81s facebookpage now

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maybe just shut your face or something. I got a lot of flies in my house.

 

 

tommygavin has a sonagram picture on his facebook like a goddamn fag. everybody make fun of him! haha!

 

 

 

 

just kidding I'm gayer

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haha it's ok bro I'm getting ready to text my ex girlfriend and tell her I miss her so we're all sucking dick round these parts tonight

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