I Called In Sick Today

[iClint 61]

This weekend when I was downtown I got a snapchat from a girl who has shown a little interest in me saying she was downtown drinking and so snapchatted like the same thing back. Then she texted me asking what bar I was at and then I did and she never got back to me. Oh, and my roommate told me my sisters boyfriend was telling him how he was scared shitless of me and was scared to even talk to me all night. Which is something.

 

That's all I really got. I'm gonna be way down in the power rankings.

[iTommyGavin81 288]

Awesome last couple of pages gents. And Cha! Cha!'s scenario of skank bag coming back and me banging her once more and then dumping her is an exact scenario I've envisioned. I don't think I could keep my cool long enough to get inside though.

 

I think the 20 year old used me for sex. I barely hear from here the last few days. Maybe I fulfilled a fantasy and she's done. In an unrelated note my ego is out of control.

 

Don't know if you guys remember the red head from earlier this year that I banged around for a month or so. Well anyway she eventually blocked me on facebook and ignored my texts and I moved on. But a friend of hers stayed my facebook friend and she's been sending all kinds of flirty messages to me on facebook. She's a little chubby but definitely still in my wheelhouse and oh BTW, she's bi. Cultivating things slowly.

 

And the only person I want to have sex is Napa. And Shake too but only if him and I are double teaming a broad.

[SuitedAces21 2,723]

And the only person I want to have sex is Napa. And Shake too but only if him and I are double teaming a broad.

 

after all the support i've given you, this really hurts.

[Napa Lite 3,279]

I'd rather Essay have sex with his boo than for me to bang a random. But if it came down to one of the girls in my somewhat getable top three than I'm choosing me. Sorry. I'm selfish.

[SuitedAces21 2,723]

let me tell you something, nap, dawson's creek is still super relevant to our lives. that slut jen just gave dawson the your so nice i don't want to ruin it with sex speech. oh man that shit is timeless.

[Napa Lite 3,279]

I've never seen Dawson's Creek. Maybe that'll be my next series. Assuming its on Netflix or Amazon.

[iTommyGavin81 288]

Dawson's Creek is fantastic. Suited this is an important question to our friendship. Are you a PJ'er or a DJ'er

[SuitedAces21 2,723]

DJ forever.

[iTommyGavin81 288]

GET OUT

[SuitedAces21 2,723]

jesus i should have known you hated true love.

[SuitedAces21 2,723]

honestly it's been since the original run since i've seen this show and i don't have strong feelings either way. i'll let you know in three weeks when i'm done with this.

[iTommyGavin81 288]

Pacey is real deal love. He challenges her, she challenges him. Dawson is jut some hokey BS movie love that doesn't exist. This is why you don't get laid. Pssy on the pedestal.

[SuitedAces21 2,723]

i can't argue with that.

[Napa Lite 3,279]

This is the worst bed I've slept in. Hard as a rock. Shitty old spring. Pillows are awful. I miss my new pillow. Really liking it. Tilty?

[Tiltinagain 973]

Same.

[iTommyGavin81 288]

Dynamite drop in tilty. You know those off topic forum posting classes are really helping out!

[SuitedAces21 2,723]

hey lay off my guy tilty or i'll steal that 20 year old and show her one hell of a good damn time.

[hank213 1,823]

I'm on board with this list. Well, except the Ocho part. I put napa at number one because at least he'll try and fail. I'm to the point with essay where I think he doesn't deserve sex. Too fagatronic at this point. Like having to shit real bad but then you missed your window and its now packed in there.

 

Strat couldn't care less about sex. Huge dick gone to waste. Shake had some recently, so no. Ok, I don't support this list

 

Napa

Hank

Shake (bj to completion only)

Strat (if he cared enough to leave the basement, and if she is Asian, and he streams it)

Ocho

Essay (just to see if it makes a man outta him (godfather slap)

 

thank you ronald. if I ever get back to Florida I may just take you up on your offer.

 

Shake got enough recently to last him at least a few more years of celibacy.

 

I'd rank them:

 

1. Essay (but only if it's with the Lady; if it's a random then bump him down to #3)

2. Napa

3. Strat

4. Shake

 

But if it's Shake and the girl who he talks dirty to at work, then bump him above Strat.

 

Unless it's Strat and the Asian girl with good elevator etiquette, then...I need to re-think how I rank these things.

 

Ok...

 

Sex Couples Desirability Rankings

 

1. Essay and the Lady

2. Strat and the Asian Co-Worker With Good Elevator Etiquette

3. TG and the Ex-Skank As a One Time Reversal Where She Wants Him Back But He Realizes He Doesn't Want Her So He Dumps Her After the Sexing

4. Napa and Some Girl That the Guy Who Is Sleeping With His Sister is Friends With or Something Like That I Don't Know

5. Napa and Anyone Really

6. Nick and Linda the Stripper and One of Linda the Stripper's Hot Stripper Friends SIMULTANEOUSLY

7. Shake and the Co-Worker Who Talks Dirty To Him and Has Drinks With Him But Also Has a Boyfriend

8. Shake and That One Girl Who Isn't Repulsed By Him

9. Shake and His Ex

10. Essay and the Asian Poker Dealer

 

cha cha, I don't know if this is another one of those situations where I feel like your insulting me but you're actually paying me a compliment. like, you didn't even list me (twice!) because you're pretty sure I'm getting oodles of consensual sex without financing or something. so i'll just go to guns right away again: fuck you chacha!

 

Same.

 

best color man in the business folks.

[iTommyGavin81 288]

Steal her bro. I would love for you to feel her soakin wet pssy. I would like to watch you do her. I wouldn't actively beat it but I'd think about it. This just went to a weird place. I think ill stop now.

[Tiltinagain 973]

So, I'm just curious. When you talk about how wet she is, I'm wondering the relativity factor. Like, are most women you've been with (other than the aforementioned ex) on the drier side or is this chick soaking the sheets before you even poke it in?

 

And, if she's really that wet, how does that affect the friction factor? Because wet is good but too wet is just....sloppy.

 

Which brings me back to the relativity factor of the vagina wetness you've experienced.

 

Go.

[Tiltinagain 973]

Dynamite drop in tilty. You know those off topic forum posting classes are really helping out!

 

 

best color man in the business folks.

 

 

I gave a multi-paragraph trip report on the pillow as well as a follow up report. Both of which, come to think of it, I think Napa essentialy ignored.

 

And, I got mocked by the rest of you for doing so. So why put in anymore effort than to indicate, as economically as possible, that things are still good with the pillow?

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

we were serious, we liked the pillow write-up. also, I liked the instant "same" because it was just so darn timely. everything was done right by you IMO.

 

KC, KS used to be largely so much worse than KC, MO. it's changing. the NASCAR thing and what grew up around it really helped. but the area is still full of smelly unfortunates.

[Napa Lite 3,279]

Hey, whoa, I acknowledged your writeup a few times.

 

Edit: I'm still a little bothered Tilty didn't think I liked his pillow review. It was great. And I don't throw compliments to Tilty very easily. I'm glad he's still liking it.

 

Dollar for dollar, this hotel is the worst I've ever stayed in. Super old. The elevator floors are gross and they have moving blankets hung up on the walls of the elevators. Towels are paper thin. Aforementioned bed issues. They have the actual glass glasses instead of the disposable ones. Shower takes forever to warm up. Their breakfast sucks and they won't let you take it to your room. They have a million "save the environment" reminders which really means they are cheap and don't like cleaning. Vending machine selection sucks.

 

Positives: they have actual clothes hangers, not the theft proof ones. I assume because they've been here since the 70's before those were invented. The in room a/c works great. More of a neutral but their fitness room has one of those nautilus weight lifting stations instead of just a treadmill. The tv's are new and a reasonable size. Haven't actually turned it on yet though. I just watch Netflix on my computer.

[Theraflu 1,035]

I went to a bachelor party this weekend. No boobs at all though. Paintball, his favorite wing joint, and Twin River, which just opened table games this week. They make you pay for drinks at the tables, don't have a hotel within 3 miles (maybe 5) and didn't have ANY cabs at 1:30 in the morning. We had to pay some Jersey guy to use his car to get back to the hotel, and the groom drove. He wasn't sober.

[Napa Lite 3,279]

Also shouts out to my boy Dawson. I ordered a few pair of those no show socks (along with some other fancy dress socks!) on Sunday and just got normal shipping (5-10 days). Just got shipping confirmation and they're going to be home before I am.