I Called In Sick Today

[Tiltinagain 973]

That was a well timed OL/DR

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I disagree Tilty. Passion can be displayed in a rational, normal manner. I'm sure Bill Gates is passionate, but i'm guessing he doesnt go around drop kicking his mouse when shit dont go right

 

And i have ZERO doubts if your female boss came in to a location you were at throwing papers, blasting people and kicking her briefcase around, you'd say she was passionate and you loved working for her. You'd call HR

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Oh, and my proof that shakey would dominate your daughters? Has he been charged with rape yet? Do his coworkers notice scratches on his face? Nope, cuz he holds shit down

 

Plus, lets be honest, they are women. Ever wrestle with a woman? Girlfriends think they are hard until you muscle em a little and lock em down, show em who's boss

 

Shake my act like a puss, but he probably isnt one

[Whiskers 680]

Don't mind him, Tilt is just being a super homer. He's not a rational sports fan like you and me.

 

 

Edit: Goddamn ol/dr's.

[Roll the Bones 74]

For us, my friend, for us. We'll still have twitter

 

 

Ocho:

 

Strat was missing for a while, loogie sort of let us know he was in London with lg because he's FB friends with her and she posted pics. Strat came back, played coy, all but said he didnt go. We all brow beat him into admitting he went. Before that happened, brvy called loogie a probable liar, saying strat didnt go to London. Strat doesnt like Loogie because he thinks he's a drop in artist and doesnt share content with the group. He also doesnt like him because he may have dropped loads on lg (pure speculation) and strat admitted that he did go but had no urge to share about trip because lg lurks and strat doesnt want to mess it up again because he's now looking to become the UK's go to, one stop shopping source for Excel consulting and business efficiency expert allowing he and lg to live happily ever after over there in a cute flat in the outskirts of London

 

I hope that helps

 

 

Thanks, it did.

[loogie 115]

College football is the worst. Oh, we're not talking about that anymore?

[Tiltinagain 973]

I disagree Tilty. Passion can be displayed in a rational, normal manner. I'm sure Bill Gates is passionate, but i'm guessing he doesnt go around drop kicking his mouse when shit dont go right

 

And i have ZERO doubts if your female boss came in to a location you were at throwing papers, blasting people and kicking her briefcase around, you'd say she was passionate and you loved working for her. You'd call HR

 

Not the same thing at all. But you're entitled to your wrong opinion.

 

And only pussies call HR.

 

(still love ya though)

 

 

Thought I quoted Whiskers homer comment. Of course he is right, but still.

 

Thanks, it did.

 

Wait, what? You didn't die? We already held your wake and everything. SA could have gotten laid but turned it down, Napa made out with 3 hot chicks but couldn't close the deal. Ronnie got drunk and picked up the bar/food bill. Whiskers kept notes. Strat kept disappearing.

[Essay21 2,385]

Pop quiz *******: you have a hair trigger aimed at your head. what do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

DRIVE-BY ASSASSIN

 

WE DEMAND CONTENT.

 

More turning of down of sex stories. Any more interaction with the text girl who craved your dong?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Dont mistake what I'm saying, in a million years I'd never call HR.

do tell me how I'm wrong though

[loogie 115]

DRIVE-BY ASSASSIN

 

WE DEMAND CONTENT.

 

More turning of down of sex stories. Any more interaction with the text girl who craved your dong?

 

She makes depressed Facebook posts from time-to-time. Oh well!

 

I'd post more content here, but my internet presence is too visible. I'm like searchable and shit.

[Tiltinagain 973]

Comparing the executive offices of Microsoft to a football stadium. Where grown men get paid to play a kids game.

 

Comparing the founder of one of the largest and most influential companies in the world to a football coach who leads a team in a game defined by testosterone,

adrenalin and often compared, wrongly, to "going to war".

 

Etc..

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Kids game? Hardly.

 

So, arrested devopment is ok in the sports world, but nowhere else?

 

I also used your boss as an example. Does that not work either?

 

So, simply put, leading with respect and dignity only works in the business world, not the sports world, and the tyranical dictator leader guy, your dream boss, gets a pass for acting like a child because its SPORTS!!!

 

You would be fine with a Mike Rice type leading your daughters, calling them names, throwing stuff and shoving them because its a kids game? No? So where do you draw the line? Bobby Knight? Rex Ryan? Ditka?

 

Oh wait, you're a Niners fan. Bill Walsh, worse coach than Harbaugh because he wasnt as "passionate"?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Post them Loogie. I love depressed bitches.

 

Create a fake acct, obv

[Essay21 2,385]

I like it when Ronny gets fired up. You guys remember that time he got fired up at tilty about sports coaches and passion? Great stuff.

 

 

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I enjoy a fun debate. Nothing personal or anything. Tllty knows that.

 

I guess Lebatard influences me sometimes, and HUAN Wheiner

[Roll the Bones 74]

Not the same thing at all. But you're entitled to your wrong opinion.

 

And only pussies call HR.

 

(still love ya though)

 

 

Thought I quoted Whiskers homer comment. Of course he is right, but still.

 

 

 

Wait, what? You didn't die? We already held your wake and everything. SA could have gotten laid but turned it down, Napa made out with 3 hot chicks but couldn't close the deal. Ronnie got drunk and picked up the bar/food bill. Whiskers kept notes. Strat kept disappearing.

 

Yeah, I knew a lot of that, but thanks. I was on hiatus and hopefully will be allowed to come back and not bring the funny like old times.

[Roll the Bones 74]

I would tell a story about not getting laid as a "comeback" kind of story, but you all know I'm married... and old... but hey, I heard the wife tell her g/f , "at least I don't have to worry about him trying to hump me every night". So, in essence the plan worked. I don't have to have sex with women anymore!

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

You should show her what's what, get some viagra and go pound out some broads

[Essay21 2,385]

Sounds like you still fit in perfectly here, rando calrisian. No sex is the ushe around these parts.

[Roll the Bones 74]

You should show her what's what, get some viagra and go pound out some broads

 

Well, I finally convinced the one I'm living with not to have sex with me so why would I want to do that, ewwww! Let's face it. At my age I no longer getting the Shakira hips moving my way. Which, btw she is smoking hot on the voice and would make me consider stalking.

[Whiskers 680]

Go pound out some broads.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just wanted to see that written out again.

[Roll the Bones 74]

Besides, the shower is much easier on the heart and much less traumatic, j/s.

[Essay21 2,385]

Does anyone else wink at themselves while looking in the mirror? Like I'll be looking in the mirror as I'm washing my hands after a piss and when I'm finished and drying up I'll look at myself and wink, almost as if to say hey buddy you're the man and you can do great things.

[Whiskers 680]