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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I'm disappointed. Feel like I setup a solid "...we just say auditor" joke nobody took.

 

We were talking about Charlie Chaplin and somebody said (in a negative tone) "yeah, but you know he slept with young teenage girls, right?" I followed it up with a "yeah he did!" and high fived an imaginary Charlie Chaplin. Got a big laugh.

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"Think he nailed her so good her cummer was stuck and couldnt get up?"

 

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me: I'm pretty much the best... around [normal tone]

coworker [takes a few steps away, comes back]: hey, do you think anyone is ever going to bring you down?

me: it doesn't seem likely

 

Nailed it.

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How am I supposed to control myself when someone briga in donuts every day? I got a jelly filled one today. Those are my favorites.

 

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I hear ya though. I mean, you can't not eat a donut, right?

 

And jelly is fruit. Fruit is healthy. I think you're good here.

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Tuesday DVR is blocked at 9pm.

 

I don't know what this means.

 

if kansas loses this game i might cry.

 

Sorry about your tears.

 

Also your upcoming game at Hilton can't be something you're looking forward to.

 

That loss to TCU will most likely cost you a #1 seed.

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So many questions.

 

Why is Ron still living in 2005?

Does he still have a VHS player hooked up to his TV?

Why does DirecTv screw it's long term customers out of new equipment, basically forcing them to change providers to get worthwhile hardware?

Isn't MMA like the most important thing to Mexico?

What show or shows could possibly be bumping this?

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So many questions.

 

Why is Ron still living in 2005?

Does he still have a VHS player hooked up to his TV?

Why does DirecTv screw it's long term customers out of new equipment, basically forcing them to change providers to get worthwhile hardware?

Isn't MMA like the most important thing to Mexico?

What show or shows could possibly be bumping this?

 

The Lying Game

New Girl

 

I enjoy New Girl and neither of those programs rerun or are OnDemand. I have Directv. They just rolled out the Genie thing where you can record 5 programs at once but i'm gathering it costs more and I'm already paying through the nose. I'm in the process of looking into it.

 

I do love mma but TUF episodes can usually wait. I like to watch live fights, live. Same with sporting events. That stuff was recorded months ago.

 

I'm a giver. If I can give, whether it be a dvr slot or oral, I'll give. No biggie.

 

I do not have a vcr, Although I do have a few tapes I'd like to view. Some homemade stuff. (Not porn).

 

2005 wasnt a bad year. A full year after my divorce. Still a little broken but chasing tail and going out a lot. Plus, I was 33. Not too shabby. (Half the people here would kill themselves if they woke up tomorrow 33yo)

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He's probably recording American idol and real housewives of Atlanta. Guy has no standards.

 

Ha HA. What do YOU know? It wasnt EITHER of those.

I make concessions for my lady, sort of like you do for "yours" by not bothering her with those pesky sexual advances

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The things we do for love. Life's funny that way I guess.

 

So I answer a case this morning. Easy question. The moron high school graduate who sent in te question decides to call me up and tell me my answeris wrong because some other GED candidate said so. I said its right there in the code, either claim the credit or don't, I don't care. But I'm right and you're wrong.

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Probably too late but chips and salsa.

 

I only suggest this because I just got back from a Mexican place. No workout today. I had two chicken soft tacos and the side is chips and a decent, fresh tasting salsa. I don't overeat at a Mexican place though because it isn't my favorite.

 

We went because its the lady's bday today and she enjoys the place we went, and she doesn't go there as much anymore since I moved up, because I cook, and she knows I don't enjoy it. See suited, sacrifices.

 

No workout though. There is always tomorrow. And Saturday and Sunday.

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Probably too late but chips and salsa.

 

That's ok, Napa shouldn't be eating more anyway.

 

 

I'm glad Napa is looking to drop some weight; I've had all these fat jokes/insults building up inside me for a long time.

 

Not unlike Napa himself.

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