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Beans, your video is blocked in my country. What country are you in?

 

 

 

Im traveling a broad....

 

 

 

 

I assume its due to my AC/DC music. It was "Sally come back" from a few years back

 

 

 

Making fish tacos for me and my roommate tonight with coleslaw on the side. Feel like I need another side. Thoughts?

 

 

 

The coleslaw goes inside the fish taco...with tarter sauce

 

 

 

 

 

 

In other news, visited the haunted graveyard a few minutes ago. Kid went along with a friend

 

 

 

 

Not sure how the twit vids will show up but get braced for a series in the upcoming hour...

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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So, Brooklyn. What kind of internship does she have? What kind of job are you looking to get? What kind of girlfriend is she? I don't know what that means, but I don't remember anything about her. It's like you're a complete stranger!

 

A good one in a small animal referral hospital with all kinds of specialists and crap.

You know, a job as a vet.

Well, the other night she made blueberry muffins, then we smoked and watched Parks and Rec while eating mini pigs in blankets, followed by doing some things to each other. So, the good kind, I think. I feel like we should never have kids and ruin the thing we have going.

 

(That joke only works if you people knew what I know about New York Jews. For a while, I was convinced every retiree, Jews and otherwise, in Boca, Delray and Boynton Beach was born in Brooklyn.

 

Yeah, no, pretty sure everyone knows that ny jews move to florida.

 

Holy crap, thank god you came back. It was so boring, waiting suspended in RAM on your return so we could post for you.

 

You guys are like Professor Moriarty in those Star Trek episodes.

 

better than some other guy though, right?

 

be more confident next time and you'll do fine.

 

These were funny.

 

Making fish tacos for me and my roommate tonight with coleslaw on the side. Feel like I need another side. Thoughts?

 

You cook now? When did everything get turned upside down?!?

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Well, the other night she made blueberry muffins, then we smoked and watched Parks and Rec while eating mini pigs in blankets, followed by doing some things to each other. So, the good kind, I think.

 

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Hell of a sacrifice, Ronny. Skipping the workout to go eat out at a Mexican joint.

 

Not the workout missing, that didnt bother me. The Mexican food, that isn't good. Heck, 4 years ago, I'd rather workout than eat Mexican.

 

ronny don't worry i'll go TWICE AS HARD tonight. for you and me buddy.

 

Thanks BROSEF, I'll do the same for you on Saturday.

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Fish tacos were good. Ended up going with some sweet potatoes on the side on Guapos (RIP) recommendation.

 

Me and my roommate decided to take turns making a nice dinner Thursday nights with the plan of inviting other people (slooots) in the future and making it a "thing". I don't know.

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The coleslaw goes inside the fish taco...with tarter sauce

 

 

That's what I was thinking. Though I'm not a huge fan of tarter sauce. I make up a sauce with 1 part sour cream, 1 part mayo then add a couple of chopped chipotle peppers and adobe sauce to taste...yum! Good chips and salsa on the side would be great.

 

The ghost of Shake is now haunting us.

 

I never had any doubt this would happen one day.

 

Gay was implied. Dead was assumed.

 

Heh

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Fish tacos were good. Ended up going with some sweet potatoes on the side on Guapos (RIP) recommendation.

 

Me and my roommate decided to take turns making a nice dinner Thursday nights with the plan of inviting other people (slooots) in the future and making it a "thing". I don't know.

 

It's a good plan. If the sloooots do happen (or if you just want it to be more classy/romantic/gay) go with some red wine to drink.

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A good one in a small animal referral hospital with all kinds of specialists and crap.

You know, a job as a vet.

Well, the other night she made blueberry muffins, then we smoked and watched Parks and Rec while eating mini pigs in blankets, followed by doing some things to each other. So, the good kind, I think. I feel like we should never have kids and ruin the thing we have going.

 

Hi, Speedz. I missed you, and I'm glad you're doing well.

 

Have your parents started to bug you yet about locking down your bitch?

 

I thought I couldn't watch the video because I'm dead

 

I for one, am glad you're not dead. Welcome back after your unforturnately (for us) long 3 days hiatus.

 

I make up a sauce with 1 part sour cream, 1 part mayo then add a couple of chopped chipotle peppers and adobe sauce to taste

 

I would rather rub that into a cut than eat it. Mayo is ****ing disgusting, as is sour cream.

 

 

BTW: good luck Eastcoasters. We got 10" today in north Chicago, and it's headed right for you.

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Anyone hear about the cop situation in Cali?

 

 

 

I just sat down and caught up on it. The guy going around blowing them away was described as a black male with black hair and brown eyes.Driving a silver nissan titan. What the hell is taking so long finding this guy?

 

 

 

Im pretty sure I spotted him in the liquor store here today....

 

 

 

Anyway, turns out the cops have already put two white women in the morgue for driving a similar vehicle as him. Since Im pale white from not being in the desert this winter and blond, Im parking my silver one till this is all over. In fact, Im nervous about getting in the red and white ones, too

 

 

 

I highly suggest that tilt, looge, and anyone else in the vicinity be extra careful.... hopefully guap and whiskers are too far north. Just in case I suggest you all wear ski masks and gloves until this all blows over. Dont show any skin at all

 

 

 

Not that I condone any of his activities, but I figure this will go on for a long time. At least until some civilian plugs the guy.

 

 

 

 

 

In other not as crazy news....

 

 

 

Ive been reviewing the footage from earlier this evening. Since I have a creepy habit of capturing haints on film its possible I did it again. Im displeased with the quality so far since my hand was shaking and a beer was in the other. You be the judges....as soon as the phone charges back up they are on the way

 

 

 

Somehow I ended up asleep in the recliner for several hours after my last post. For those of you with sleep problems, sal, try some Daniels honey right before bed. Wash some xnans down with a half case of beer and a few swigs. Like a baby, man

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I could be wrong, but I heard the two women were Asians, not white. Not like it matters.

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I cannot tell you how badly I want it to be afternoon. dont have to close, which is 6:15 leave time on Fridays. I will be up outta here at 4:30, I hope.

 

For the first time in 4 weeks, I dont have 5 hours of painting to do tomorrow. I have no weekend agenda except to get a little exercise in both days.

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My roommates got a bitch coming in from Chi-city for the weekend. Apparently we're going out tomorrow night with some of her friends in town. I'm sure I'll at least accidentally brush into one of them.

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I have the day off from work, but it hasn't even started snowing yet. Would have been out at 1 anyways, Was supposed to ref tonight, but they shut that down too. Get to spend a whole day inside with a hormonal 7 month pregnant woman who is pissed off that my sister is now pregnant as well, because she's convinced she got pregnant solely to steal some attention from her. My sister and I don't have a great good normal relationship, but we are cordial, and I'm not sure having another child is the type of ploy most people would enact for a little more attention.

 

Should be a fun day. Picked up sixers of Nugget Nectar and Sucks last night, so I should be good to go with two of my favorite beers.

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I've heard that too, but who wants to bang a preggo? Yuck

 

Thera, tell the wife to be quiet and get a job. Ok, maybe dont do that. Just get drunk instead. Sorry that your wife is crazy though. I really hate irrational shit like that. You hear it all the time though. My last boss, the semi-hot one, when she was about to have birth, her sister was yelling at her for going in to labor and ruining her childs bday party, and possibly his bday for the rest of his life by stealing "his day"

 

I mean, seriously, do you think that me and my wife had sex and drunkenly left it in 9 months ago, getting preggo, ruining her body, eliminating our free time and financially altering our lives altogether just to stick it to you? Grow up

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