Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Cross post because yes. From USA Today Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 What the hell is wrong with editors today? It's a lost art. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 HAHAHAHA....IOWA!* also ***suck it, SJ.**I love Field of Dreams.The behind the scenes video is awesome also. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 *suck it, SJ.Don't worry about me; I don't click on your links anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Don't worry about me; I don't click on your links anyway.Well then you're missing out BIG TIME! It's pretty well known that I'm the best link poster dude around. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Well then you're missing out BIG TIME!C'est la vie.It's pretty well known that I'm the best link poster dude around.I miss strategy. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 C'est la vie.I don't speak Spanish.I miss strategy.As soon as LG breaks up with her boyfriend, moves to Kansas, and marries him, he'll be back on before you know it. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 I miss strategy.He is playing Civ IV right now. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 He is playing Civ IV right now.I miss him anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 HAHAHAHA....IOWA!* also **Hey, I recognize those people! Hilarious! Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Hey, I recognize those people! Hilarious!You're focusing on the wrong stuff. You need to be laughing because they are trying to pass that scenery off as Iowa, when everyone knows it's much greener in Iowa.It's all about Iowa, Loogie. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 HAHAHAHA....IOWA!* also ***suck it, SJ.**I love Field of Dreams.The behind the scenes video is awesome also.Awesome! Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Beans random drop-in thought of the day...I enjoy getting random texts from sickies describing their medicinal interactions with alcoholWife: "Your phone beeped while you were out""What was it?""Something about pain medications and beer""It was from the doc?""No...I dont think so.... from elguapo or someone""....ah....yeah""Whats going on?""You wouldnt understand""Do I even want to?""No""Ok""You didnt erase it did you?""No its still on there""Can you help me out of the bathtub?""I guess"End random thought Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 "It was from the doc?""No...I dont think so.... from elguapo or someone""....ah....yeah"What's the funniest name that could go there? Shimmering Wang? Loogie? Randy Reed? Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 What's the funniest name that could go there? Shimmering Wang? Loogie? Randy Reed?Probably Wang since he would be least likely to be at a rodeo...In other news I figured out how to tweet picsI just have to program the phone to do it somehow...Five or six more Maters-n-beers© and Ill test out the theoryYEEE_HAW!edit:BreeOlson Bree OlsonI wanna time travel back to when men just bent over any woman they seen and raped and impregnated her right there on the spot. SO HOT5 Jul Favorite Retweet ReplyWhere were these gals when I was in High School?Virginia?Dammit to Hell! Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 when I was in high school they were all banging 28 year old dudes. now I'm 29. too old!man, I got a molar filled in today and that son of a bitch is still hurting like crazy. is that normal? I've had cavities filled before plenty of times but I don't remember one ever hurting after it was filled. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 How do I get to text Beans? He could have told me it was a bad idea to get a football of margarita from Mermaids after 8 hours of beer drinking while I was in Vegas...Finally got to MSS though, was thoroughly intoxicated but know I enjoyed it... Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Any of you fags on google+? Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 man, I got a molar filled in today and that son of a bitch is still hurting like crazy. is that normal? I've had cavities filled before plenty of times but I don't remember one ever hurting after it was filled.How many months have you been saving up?Edit: On second thought, maybe you went to a Mexican street dentist and that why its hurting so bad.Edit2: Do they have Mexicans in Virginia, what is the Mexican equivalent in Virginia? Filipinos? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Edit2: Do they have Mexicans in Virginia, what is the Mexican equivalent in Virginia? Filipinos?Virginians. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 haha. ^^^I want to murder someone right now. This a-hole in my Eng 314 class just emailed me AT 11pm... the night before our final project is due, and said the following: Curtis: we need to add more time for our presentation, but I decided not to make the video because it was going to take too long.oh well, ok I need to get to beddo you mind finishing the PowerPoint? I will give you all of the files for itJohn: [...!] *Curtis: the files are not matching up completely with the PowerPoint though and I could be up all night trying to edit it. It might be easier to edit the PowerPointOk, I will give you the PowerPoint with the audio that makes sense"Doing the final edit was the only thing this dude was assigned and he has had all the parts since yesterday.* I was actually quite pleasant, since I'm the project manager, I was certainly not going to have my grade rest in this douchebags hands any longer Link to post Share on other sites
DinkDonk 1 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I typed out a Mercury rant in a different and irrelevant thread and ended it with "Too mean?" I decided it was and deleted it. I think that was the first time I've found my line. Maybe I'm getting old or something.Also, I understand almost none of what happened to brv, but it seems bad. But not that bad. Someone needed sleep, though. Good luck with that.Yep, read it again. Still got nothing. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 How many months have you been saving up?Edit: On second thought, maybe you went to a Mexican street dentist and that why its hurting so bad.Edit2: Do they have Mexicans in Virginia, what is the Mexican equivalent in Virginia? Filipinos? Virginians.so glad my pain and misery is amusing to you! friends!trick ass bitches. SO ANYWAYS, let me see if I can get through this post with this THROBBING PAIN IN MY TOOTH THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT... RANDY, DO YOU... oh sorry, randy, do you know, in all your talks with your running friends, what most of these long distance freaks run in a regular day? cause man, we're doing this challenge thing at work where like 400 or so people are trying to run as much as they can, and it's being tracked online, and like the top 10 people are running like 12 - 14 miles a god damn DAY. nevermind how much time that takes in a day, how is anybody's body physically capable of doing that shit?and brv, if it makes you feel any better, what you described above is pretty much what I've made my career, and I think we all have an idea of how much I'm getting paid for said career. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 How do I get to text Beans? He could have told me it was a bad idea to get a football of margarita from Mermaids after 8 hours of beer drinking while I was in Vegas...Finally got to MSS though, was thoroughly intoxicated but know I enjoyed it...I have no idea... hopefully guap will chime in with the procedure. All I know is that twitter is somehow involvedAs long as folks dont bombard me with Charlie Sheen type craziness I dont mind a bit...I had to direct the entire Icewater Industries executive staff to investigate how to keep his rants from reaching my phone, wasting hundreds of hours of labor that could have been directed toward more important duties like doing their fingernails and smoking behind the dumpstersThe only thing that is a good idea about anything related to Mermaids is to pose for a photo with one of their dressed up hookers in front of the building, grab one of their tits, and stiff them for a tip...Shane does it every timeI assume that they have some sort of mug shot of him in the break room since they prance back and forth like pissed off peacocks screaming obscenities whenever he surfaces there now...MSS is the best joint downtown now. Good twenty one rules, above average video poker payouts, and last but not least, the liquid gold pale ales in the Triple Seven brew pubSorta related side story since its four in the morning and Im waiting on the kid to get dressed to go fishing...A few years back I captured a ghost in a photo inside the MSS. I think Ive posted it in here before. Anyway, ever since Shane viewed the apparition pic he refuses to enter the building from the South side or the pedestrian walkway over Main street from the California ClubHis fear of ghosts is somehow tied to an old abandoned hose we camped inside of during high school where we heard unexplained noises throughout the night. I still say they originated from a case of Miller ponies and four cans of bean dip but he refutes that idea to this day...Anyway, I make it a point to sit at the machine and play it for a few spins each visit while he stands over by the Boar Heads bar watching for haints and warning bystanders of the dangers of going near itI win a few bucks from it every time, solidifying his suspicions that it is demonic in nature... Edit2: Do they have Mexicans in VirginiaIt all depends on if they are any Home Depots there... Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 haintsgood god you're more southern than ME Link to post Share on other sites
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