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Begging worked. We're back on (for now). Man it's been a crazy horrible night. Wish I hadn't told all my family we broke up already, but hey, maybe he's going to do it again soon so I won't tell them we got back together yet.I'm pulling a sickie tomorrow to go see him in the morning. We agreed to rewind back to last Tuesday and redo it all.
I mean, just as long as you know as everything from here until you break up again (for real) is just a giant waste of your time and energy.But hey, at least he didn't have to tell his family that you broke up.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I'm pulling a sickie tomorrow to go see him in the morning. We agreed to rewind back to last Tuesday and redo it all.
It's a celebration, bitches...?
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I'm pulling a sickie tomorrow to go see him in the morning. We agreed to rewind back to last Tuesday and redo it all.
It's a celebration, bitches...?
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Any tips on how to get through work tomorrow without crying?
Remember that he was a douche and you were never gonna marry him or anything and that you could do way, way better? (we've all seen pictures (winking smiley))Edit: Dammit. You should now take the opportunity to dump his ass. You can't let him dump you twice - that would hurt. And from what we (I) can tell, he's kind of a schmuck. Seriously, dump him.
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As far as the Remy Orsillo debate, I obviously fall in the They're Awesome camp.

a clip of them though that even theraflu might enjoy (because you don't hear them speak (and no it's not Remy on the air guitar)).
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I've never really understood the whole being star-struck thing. Or caring about stuff like autographs, unless it's on a really cool piece of memoribilia. I'm not saying your are all about either of those things, just making a general comment on our culture as a whole.
I pretty much agree. I have no issue talking with "celebs". I say hey, shake their hand, move on. Some will start a conversation with you and that is cool, others just move on. I don't think I have ever asked for a picture or autograph unless I was at an actual signing event.
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so hey, and I know that everybody will love that I'm bringing this up again, but does anybody know just how accurate salary.com is? I mean I know it's not accurate for me, but for normal non-schmuck-on-wheels people. I just checked into some positions that were even lower than me and I was still WAY under the average for my locale.edit: have I asked this before? I feel like I've asked this before...

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Begging worked. We're back on (for now). Man it's been a crazy horrible night. Wish I hadn't told all my family we broke up already, but hey, maybe he's going to do it again soon so I won't tell them we got back together yet.I'm pulling a sickie tomorrow to go see him in the morning. We agreed to rewind back to last Tuesday and redo it all.
I think now I understand better what a parent means when he says 'I'm not mad but I am disappointed.'
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so hey, and I know that everybody will love that I'm bringing this up again, but does anybody know just how accurate salary.com is? I mean I know it's not accurate for me, but for normal non-schmuck-on-wheels people. I just checked into some positions that were even lower than me and I was still WAY under the average for my locale.edit: have I asked this before? I feel like I've asked this before...
They don't even have "investment banking analyst" on there, so I don't know, but that would lead me to believe it's all BS
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so hey, and I know that everybody will love that I'm bringing this up again, but does anybody know just how accurate salary.com is? I mean I know it's not accurate for me, but for normal non-schmuck-on-wheels people. I just checked into some positions that were even lower than me and I was still WAY under the average for my locale.edit: have I asked this before? I feel like I've asked this before...
8ye1iv.jpgI don't think I want to say if that's accurate or not.
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I think you'll all be happy to know that summer school just ended and I got a 4.0. No more sucky 3.7's for me.

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I lot of people, like my wife, would hate to live in that house, but I would love it. I really like boxy modern designs. I don't know why.
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so I just cut down a tree with my truck and my canoe straps. out-redneck THAT shit beans!
Luckily I mustered up the courage to go back and read my last post and see this...Thanks to my so-called doc friend I entered some sort of alcohol and prescription drug fifth dimension for two days. I figure it was the fifth because of the Wild Turkey bottle of the same capacity found in the car bonnetAnd yes, I can one up you...Shane and I once took off to the woods with an arsenal of weapons intending to do some drinking one weekend. The location was where the previously mentioned hainted house sat on a couple hundred acres in Kingston, ARSo after we test fired an expertly converted SKS full auto, we took aim at an outhouse built by a group of his family for use during hunting season. I affixed a target to the side of the shitter...it was just half full...and we spent the majority of the afternoon swiss cheesing it with everything from twenty two to forty four magnum projectiles...Just about the time we were getting sobered up enough to quit for the day, Shane...or his brother Greg....Im not sure which or if Greg was even there...it could even have been me.... cooked off another round or two at the potty"HEY!....that tree is swaying""Well, since theres no wind I say youre the one swaying""Look for yourself""It damn sure is....""I think the bastards gonna fall""You been givin our beer to trees again?""I thought it was Gregs girlfriend..shudda know she didnt have that gooda figure""ITS FALLIN!"Sure as shit, the tree hit the ground with a thud. Shot clean in half...If memory serves me correctly it was much larger than a sapling...probably six or seven inches wideIn other news, I got a call from Vegas this afternoon from one of the villains above...."Hey""Whatsha doin?""Sittin on the diving board with my feet in the water""Well, hey.... Vito and me need eight hundred bucks from petty and Jan wants approval from you and a P.O. number""I probably dont need to know what its for, right?""Nah...this is legit.... we were just watching this show during lunch a few minutes ago...""Its three oclock there""....anyway, remember that show called cash cab that we used to bet beers on at the Atomic?""Yeah""Well anyway..." "....just how many questions did you lose?""Just shaddup for a minute....none by the way.... anyway, me and Vito want to start our own show""K""...and call it Ass Cab.... we drive around and pick up drunk gals and ask them questions. If they get them right, we give em a grand.... if they get them wrong they have to take off some clothes""K""The we tape the shit, fire up a website, and charge people to view it every week....cant lose""...so whats the eight hundred bucks for?""An old Impala sitting next door that was an old cab....its painted right and everything""So what if the girls get the questions correct?""Thats where you come in....half the shit you talk about no one knows nuthin about""Uh...I gotta go. You guys do something productive, ok?""Party pooper"(Beans answers call waiting)"Yeah, he just called me......I dont know...... I know...... Just shoo them away from the office or lock the door next time..... well, send them to Mesquite for a fake pool call or something the next time they hang out in there....."(Beans spends ten minutes calming our secretary down from the madness shes been subjected to of having Shane and Vito around the office all afternoon)"Oh....one more thing....the P.O. number is six nine six six six"
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