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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Has to be and well done at that.
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Trust me, it's not at all a stupid question. I sure don't know a horse larynx when I see one.
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Huzzah!
I'll have questions. Oh, the questions I will have. Will I!
Heh, Ouch that other guy and I were giggling like schoolgirls over this vid yesterday.
Do you two have a special video watching club that we should know about?
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Nice.I'll have questions. Oh, the questions I will have. Will I!Do you two have a special video watching club that we should know about?
Heh, well, believe it or not, a few of the sickies in here occasionally will IM/Skype me from time to time and vice versa.
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Heh, well, believe it or not, a few of the sickies in here occasionally will IM/Skype me from time to time and vice versa.
4th wall, dude.
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Well.... Santa Monica/SoCal was nice. Every morning I rose at six and rode a rental bike from the pier down past VB land to LAX or so. More homeless in that area than down on Fremont... more trash on the ground as well, but it was usually picked up later in the daySpeaking of Vtown, oke Beans cleaned up on the first four nights back homeGave most back at the Plazas stripper pit, though...After a week of stifling humidity here in Texas City, Im pretty sure Im returning back there in a week or twoBOOBS!

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Ow. I saw Inception yesterday and followed it up with some batting practice, and as of last night my neck was hurting. Instead of sleeping until 10 like a normal person, I woke up this morning at 6:30 unable to move my head in any direction without near-excruciating pain. I took a few pain pills...I assume that all I can do for this is to rest my neck as much as possible?

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Ow. I saw Inception yesterday and followed it up with some batting practice, and as of last night my neck was hurting. Instead of sleeping until 10 like a normal person, I woke up this morning at 6:30 unable to move my head in any direction without near-excruciating pain. I took a few pain pills...I assume that all I can do for this is to rest my neck as much as possible?
You're the "Doctor".
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I don't do humans.
Well, you do male humans.That's because you're doing it wrong.I think it's great that you are saving yourself for when the marriage laws changeKeep lobbing them over the plate.....
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Keep lobbing them over the plate.....
Take the easy pitches if you must, but at least confirm that you know it's a quote from Ace Ventura, otherwise your privileges might be revoked.It's a good thing I have some vicoden lying around, otherwise this would have been an even more terrible day.
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Keep lobbing them over the plate.....
Maybe if the other guy had done that at batting practice, his neck wouldn't hurt as much.
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Baby Who Looks Like Don Rickles.
casinobaby.jpgListen kid, the town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like checkin' into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday. Today, it's all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number. After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing?
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