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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Lol, you just dont give up, do you?Side note: Do not, not, NOT touch the prongs on a plug while inserting it into an outlet. That shit ****ing HURTS! Some days I think I could even fool myself into thinking im blonde.
Boob me, woman!The funny thing is, you are blonde but haven't figured that out yet!
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ryland over speedz?
Oh man, that was a sick burn. Speedz is going to need the comfort and loyalty from his efriends now more than ever to get him through the hard time that has just befallen him.Stay strong, speedz.
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Ha, thanks. I'm not really in the mood for drawn out e-drama, but I figured it wouldn't hurt just to throw something out there to annoy him.
you jews, always annoying something. the son of God, Hitler, ryland...where does it end?
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you jews, always annoying something. the son of God, Hitler, ryland...where does it end?
It ends when we join forces with the blacks. Between their physical superiority and our mental acuity/sneakiness, it'll be a piece of cake to take over and exterminate the rest of you.
Oh man, that was a sick burn. Speedz is going to need the comfort and loyalty from his efriends now more than ever to get him through the hard time that has just befallen him.Stay strong, speedz.
Thanks for your support.
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It ends when we join forces with the blacks. Between their physical superiority and our mental acuity/sneakiness, it'll be a piece of cake to take over and exterminate the rest of you.Thanks for your support.
at least you'll have them to steal the candles for your menorah at hanukkah
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If anyone still has the pic of me in the yellow tank and smiley shorts, could you please email it to me? I didnt save it and I need it for a birthday card.Thanks.
I know somebody who has a birthday today.5 members are celebrating their birthday todaybenpatt(22), SuitedAces21(17), probluff(26), Chris E(21), Chase_Wpg(20) Alright, what the hell? Why am I not listed?
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8 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 1 Anonymous Users)5 Members: JSHamm, SBriand, Lolli, Napa_Don, socalpoker_jstill looking for that PM aren't ya....?
Ive read it twice. Man, you have a filthy mouth!
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I know somebody who has a birthday today.5 members are celebrating their birthday todaybenpatt(22), SuitedAces21(17), probluff(26), Chris E(21), Chase_Wpg(20) Alright, what the hell? Why am I not listed?
Bwahahahaha!
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