Jump to content

I Called In Sick Today


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 268k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Ron_Mexico

    19414

  • speedz99

    16304

  • Napa Lite

    7767

  • ShakeZuma

    7517

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Posts

and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

Posted Images

Does anyone else have the duck job .wav going on in their head right now? Id find a link, but im playing poker, but god damn that is some funny shit, even if it is from years ago.

Link to post
Share on other sites
octobermw5.jpg
Pretty sure if anyone was still spying on Derek Michael Wang whoever the fuck that is and they were at all suspicious, they just got their answer.Unless, of course, there's nobody spying on Derek Michael Wang whoever the fuck that is and it's just the split personalities of Tactical Bear coming out again.I'll take the 2nd one for $20 if anyone is taking action.
Link to post
Share on other sites
Pretty sure if anyone was still spying on Derek Michael Wang whoever the fuck that is and they were at all suspicious, they just got their answer.Unless, of course, there's nobody spying on Derek Michael Wang whoever the fuck that is and it's just the split personalities of Tactical Bear coming out again.I'll take the 2nd one for $20 if anyone is taking action.
I've noticed that when you say you are "pretty sure" about something, you are usually wrong.
Link to post
Share on other sites
I've noticed that when you say you are "pretty sure" about something, you are usually wrong.
Really? Have you done the research on it? Can I get a graphical representation of the results?If it's not his split personalities, I'm relatively certain it's yours.*Edit - I just realized I said I was pretty sure the spyer had it figured out from that post, not that I was pretty sure about TBs split personality issue. Since I am relatively certain about the split personalities (See the phenomenon known as the Icemen) but said I was pretty sure she had it figured out, if it turns out this is one of the times I'm wrong when I'm pretty sure then she's dumber than any of us could imagine. Or you all really are posting bots of JJJs creation which would definitely make me wrong about the spyer having it figured out since the spyer would be a figment of an imaginary creation's imagination.
Link to post
Share on other sites
Really? Have you done the research on it?
No research, but these posts just stuck in my head for some reason.
I'm pretty sure you might not be as good at this as you think.
I'm pretty sure you're not as good at this reading comprehension thing as you think you are.
I think it was because I was going to comment on both of these about how you misunderstood, but didn't because I was on my two post limit. I didn't really adhere to that limit very well.
Link to post
Share on other sites
No research, but these posts just stuck in my head for some reason.I think it was because I was going to comment on both of these about how you misunderstood, but didn't because I was on my two post limit. I didn't really adhere to that limit very well.
I'm pretty sure it's a good thing then that I don't profess to be the end all and be all of comedy goddom in here, huh? Pretty sure I've said many times that sometimes the roots come in blond. Pretty sure I'm okay with my faults and shortcomings.Are you with yours?And in case you weren't being confrontational and trying to start stuff with me again:Yeah, funny. GG.
Link to post
Share on other sites
Really? Have you done the research on it? Can I get a graphical representation of the results?If it's not his split personalities, I'm relatively certain it's yours.*Edit - I just realized I said I was pretty sure the spyer had it figured out from that post, not that I was pretty sure about TBs split personality issue. Since I am relatively certain about the split personalities (See the phenomenon known as the Icemen) but said I was pretty sure she had it figured out, if it turns out this is one of the times I'm wrong when I'm pretty sure then she's dumber than any of us could imagine. Or you all really are posting bots of JJJs creation which would definitely make me wrong about the spyer having it figured out since the spyer would be a figment of an imaginary creation's imagination.
Wait, so JJJ is Speedz?
Link to post
Share on other sites
And in case you weren't being confrontational and trying to start stuff with me again:
I'm pretty sure I wasn't.
I'm pretty sure it's a good thing then that I don't profess to be the end all and be all of comedy goddom in here, huh? Pretty sure I've said many times that sometimes the roots come in blond. Pretty sure I'm okay with my faults and shortcomings.Are you with yours?
lol @ me having faults and shortcomings
Link to post
Share on other sites

Is there any point of me continuing to post under this moniker?At this point, the only protections this new handle affords me are those from google searches relating to my old handle. As of right now, I think the benefits of that protection are enough to keep it this way, but that may change. No way I'm giving up the mustache, though.Also, Renae, does the split personality thing really mean anything if I'm not hiding my "other" identities, or using them once I've officially discarded them? I mean, it'd be different if I were posting 20 times a day from 3 different identities, and carried on the pretense that they were all different people, but I don't do that. I changed from my first identity to this one, because that one didn't completely belong to me, and the switch to this one was done completely transparently; I even tried to limit the impact of even the most superficial changes (for example, "same" avatar). I am having trouble with comprehension and expression at the moment, so forgiveles?

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

Announcements


×
×
  • Create New...