beans-n-icewater 18 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I stumbled across Amtraks latest promotion and it gave me an idea for BeansAir...WASHINGTON (AP) -- Amtrak is trying to gin up new business by offering $100 in free alcohol to customers on some overnight trains. Mothers Against Drunk Driving questioned whether $100 in free alcohol was too much."This sounds like a lot of credit toward possible overindulging," said MADD spokeswoman Misty Moyse.My idea is to give away the booze before they buy the ticket.... when they sober up half-way around the world, we'll charge them a fortune to get back home...Is there such a thing as MADF? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 You guys are pretty funny tonight. Well, everyone but MAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT. This was especially funny. Nice job, HotAndrew.Hey...shuddup.Is there such a thing as MADF?I think they also go by FAA. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 WASHINGTON (AP) -- Beans Air is trying to gin up new business by offering $1000 in free alcohol to customers on some overnight flights. Mothers Against Drunk flying questioned whether $1000 in free alcohol was too much."This sounds like a lot of credit toward possible overindulging, I mean, that's a lot of Corona" said MADF spokeswoman Debbie Beans.You know, I could see this happening.Hey Beans, did you get my email? I sent it to your business to business line. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Hey...shuddup.I think they also go by FAA.Yeah, they are the main reason Im starting this up overseas....Plus, Renae couldnt get them to take back the cockpit mounted breathalyzer restrictions.You know, I could see this happening.Hey Beans, did you get my email? I sent it to your business to business line.Im currently sorting thru the countless many couple of unbelievable amount of e-mails right now....Be sure and insert the word "sickie" somewhere in the title to weed out the serious comments from the actual applicants. Link to post Share on other sites
Bill_Brasky 0 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I stopped catching up today because it was too annoying. Erik, you're a girl. You're a small, chubby, rosy-cheeked, little girl. You're so girly.....Crowd: How girly is he?He's so girly he makes a point of it to bring up how insecure he is about Lori not liking to fuck him in front of a bunch of people online, and then make gay *** little flirting comments and generally just talks like a girl about the whole situation. (See? I didn't even have to make that one up, and it's still funny.) Let's try another one. You're so girly.....Crowd (very enthusiastic): HOW GIRLY IS HE????He is so girly........that after being with Lori for so long their periods started coming at the same time. He's so girly that he cries after faking an orgasm. He's so girly he buys his shoes in the kids section because, gosh darn it, the women's sizes are just too big. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I can't believe Renae blamed that one guy for the suckout...PokerStars Game #11260724786: Tournament #54748689, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/08/01 - 21:13:50 (ET)Table '54748689 2' 9-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: RenaeDawn (2200 in chips) Seat 2: jethrodull (2830 in chips) Seat 3: Gov-FCP (2610 in chips) Seat 5: boatfreaks (2160 in chips) Seat 6: Crackalicous (3570 in chips) Seat 7: kobe2odom8 (3790 in chips) Seat 8: Yahkin (4280 in chips) Seat 9: OktobeRust (2560 in chips) Gov-FCP: posts small blind 10boatfreaks: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Crackalicous [3h 3d]Crackalicous: calls 20kobe2odom8: calls 20Yahkin: folds OktobeRust: folds RenaeDawn: folds jethrodull: folds Gov-FCP: calls 10boatfreaks: checks *** FLOP *** [9s 3c Jc]Gov-FCP: checks boatfreaks: checks Crackalicous: checks kobe2odom8: bets 100Gov-FCP: folds boatfreaks: calls 100Crackalicous: raises 140 to 240kobe2odom8: raises 440 to 680boatfreaks: folds Crackalicous said, "here we go again"Crackalicous: raises 2870 to 3550 and is all-inkobe2odom8: calls 2870*** TURN *** [9s 3c Jc] [Js]jethrodull said, "earthquake? flood? bridges dont' just fall do they?"*** RIVER *** [9s 3c Jc Js] [7d]*** SHOW DOWN ***Crackalicous: shows [3h 3d] (a full house, Threes full of Jacks)kobe2odom8: shows [9h Jh] (a full house, Jacks full of Nines)kobe2odom8 collected 7280 from potRenaeDawn said, "ouch"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 7280 | Rake 0 Board [9s 3c Jc Js 7d]Seat 1: RenaeDawn folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: jethrodull (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: Gov-FCP (small blind) folded on the FlopSeat 5: boatfreaks (big blind) folded on the FlopSeat 6: Crackalicous showed [3h 3d] and lost with a full house, Threes full of JacksSeat 7: kobe2odom8 showed [9h Jh] and won (7280) with a full house, Jacks full of NinesSeat 8: Yahkin folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: OktobeRust folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I stopped catching up today because it was too annoying. Erik, you're a girl. You're a small, chubby, rosy-cheeked, little girl. You're so girly.....Crowd: How girly is he?He's so girly he makes a point of it to bring up how insecure he is about Lori not liking to fuck him in front of a bunch of people online, and then make gay *** little flirting comments and generally just talks like a girl about the whole situation. (See? I didn't even have to make that one up, and it's still funny.) Let's try another one. You're so girly.....Crowd (very enthusiastic): HOW GIRLY IS HE????He is so girly........that after being with Lori for so long their periods started coming at the same time. He's so girly that he cries after faking an orgasm. He's so girly he buys his shoes in the kids section because, gosh darn it, the women's sizes are just too big.well to be fair you acted the same way when I wouldn't pull outI should stick to being racist. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I can't believe Renae blamed that one guy for the suckout...Hahahahahahaha, wait, what one guy? Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Could everyone just stop please?Ya know, its fine if Strat and LG want to discuss their relatinship in here. Good for them. I wish them the best. Really.I chose not to to discuss any of this in here prior to today (and today I wasnt given the choice). I may say a lot of personal things, but there are some I wish to keep to myself. That went out the window today. Now, once again, Im gonna have to roll wtih the punches (no pun intended) until/if this all blows over. I just wish everyone would shut up and quit adding fuel to the fire. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Could everyone just stop please? Im gonna have to roll wtih the punches until/if this all blows over. I just wish everyone would shut up and quit adding fuel to the fire.Hi Lolli,I agree 100%. General off topic is no place to discuss such things. I will start warning posters if this type of conduct continues.Also, Im mailing your items in the morning.Regards, Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 OH...a few of you guys will appreciate the fact that me and my friend have now started Arrested Development season 2. I may have to change my yet to be adopted pet's name from Tobias Funke to Gene Parmesan. We laughed so hard after each of his appearances that we had to pause the DVD to go back and watch each one again before we could continue.I'm more partial to Bob Lawblaw Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Hi Lolli,I agree 100%. General off topic is no place to discuss such things. I will start warning posters if this type of conduct continues.Also, Im mailing your items in the morning.Regards,Best info anywhere Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Bob Loblaw and its not even close. god damnit. I should just stop posting Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Caleb, stop being an asshole.But randomly antagonistic Caleb is a staple of the sick thread. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Ill try and change the mood around here by posting my plans for the weekend...Zach will be starting school in a few weeks, so Im planning some father-n-son time before he returns. So far, this is what Ive come up with...Friday: Drive around in my neighbors cow shit covered field until the fender wells are packed with the organic matter, drive to the local Hooters and pay the $10 fee for the girls to hand wash the truck in the parking lot while I drink beer inside. We alway get a laugh from that.Saturday: Drag him thru the mall for back to school clothes. Im hoping that they still carry BusterBrown and TuffSkins brands at Sears. Flat top haircut and some random school supplies at WalMart to round out the day.Sunday: Fishing on Beaver Lake. He really enjoys swimming, so Ill be sure and throw the bottles far enough from the boat to ensure plenty of excercise for the chap. Last time he was able to sink two of the containers at once while treading water and spotting the water cops. Sunday night: Quiz him for details of the weekend that I may have "forgotten" Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Ill try and change the mood around here by posting my plans for the weekend...Zach will be starting school in a few weeks, so Im planning some father-n-son time before he returns. So far, this is what Ive come up with...Friday: Drive around in my neighbors cow shit covered field until the fender wells are packed with the organic matter, drive to the local Hooters and pay the $10 fee for the girls to hand wash the truck in the parking lot while I drink beer inside. We alway get a laugh from that.Saturday: Drag him thru the mall for back to school clothes. Im hoping that they still carry BusterBrown and TuffSkins brands at Sears. Flat top haircut and some random school supplies at WalMart to round out the day.Sunday: Fishing on Beaver Lake. He really enjoys swimming, so Ill be sure and throw the bottles far enough from the boat to ensure plenty of excercise for the chap. Last time he was able to sink two of the containers at once while treading water and spotting the water cops. Sunday night: Quiz him for details of the weekend that I may have "forgotten"Don't give him the flat-top, PM GrinderMJ for details. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Could everyone just stop please?Ya know, its fine if Strat and LG want to discuss their relatinship in here. Good for them. I wish them the best. Really.I chose not to to discuss any of this in here prior to today (and today I wasnt given the choice). I may say a lot of personal things, but there are some I wish to keep to myself. That went out the window today. Now, once again, Im gonna have to roll wtih the punches (no pun intended) until/if this all blows over. I just wish everyone would shut up and quit adding fuel to the fire.Yeah, I'm still going with some sort of joke. Why would LG assume Lori and Eric (who hardly posted in here) would be that obvious.Ha Ha. my final answer. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Friday: Drive around in my neighbors cow shit covered field until the fender wells are packed with the organic matter, drive to the local Hooters and pay the $10 fee for the girls to hand wash the truck in the parking lot while I drink beer inside. We alway get a laugh from that.Awesome.Sunday: Fishing on Beaver Lake. He really enjoys swimming, so Ill be sure and throw the bottles far enough from the boat to ensure plenty of excercise for the chap. Last time he was able to sink two of the containers at once while treading water and spotting the water cops.In high school we used to frequent a local lake in our buddy's tiny little boat-ish thing. One school day we were out there, smoking tons of reefer (obviously), when we saw a cop on his way over to us. Of course we panicked, so the owner of the boat figured he better get the weed off...and promptly threw about a quarter into the water.He failed to realize that marijuana in a sealed plastic bag will not sink when placed in water. By the time this slight problem dawned on him, the cop was about 50 yards away and closing fast. Another one of my friends flung himself off the boat, almost tipping it over in the process, and swam over to the bag. He cracked it open, made sure it filled up, and sunk it beneath the surface. The cop was not amused. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Awesome.In high school we used to frequent a local lake in our buddy's tiny little boat-ish thing.Feel free to use the Hooters gag, but it works best on the school kids that wash them for donations. I dont give them money as I pull away, of course.-GrinderMJGood save on the pot.... Ive sunk bottles before that sometimes float a few inches from the surface due to a trapped air bubble, and for those I use a silenced .22 to finish sinking. Fellow boaters usually leave the area after a few rounds. Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Also, Im mailing your items in the morning.Regards,ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME!Also, I think I should be awarded extra nego points for knocking out dna. Who's with me on this?Although, I did bust out just a few hands later when my AK ran into QQ and I didnt improve. 17th of 95. GG me. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 yeah, i knocked out DN hisself last week, i got nothing for it, not even a response to my PM. oh well Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 yeah, i knocked out DN hisself last week, i got nothing for it, not even a response to my PM. oh wellHe clearly didn't know who you were. I can't think of why... Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 yeah, i knocked out DN hisself one of the info guys using DNs account while he read the bible inside PURE last week, i got nothing for it except my name was added to the poker school mailing list, not even a response to my PM. oh wellFYP Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 FYPIt's the little detail that makes this post so good. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 shaddup! i beat DN! don't take that away from me! and he's going to teach me to do it again and again for the low low price of only 14.95 per month plus 22% of all my winnings. i'm going to get his personal email address - I'M SO EXCITED!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
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