I Called In Sick Today

[ShakeZuma 585]

Fantastic.Shakey, what you posted about women cheating more than men is pretty disturbing. I'll go ahead and try to forget you said it.

why?

[KDawgCometh 2]

Damn, this is some funny shit. It's from the onion

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

Raise your hand if you went to a neighbors house, got drunk, passed out in a random yard, got woken up by your girlfriend at 5am who then stormed off, decided it was a good time for a drive, drove 2 blocks, put the car in park, passed out again, and got woken up by the cops and told to go home.Me neither.

[Ouch-8s 4]

Raise your hand if you think (as apparently does Stars support) that if there is no chip-dumping there can be no collusion.Yeah me neither.

[zimmer4141 0]

I went over my finances.....It's not pretty. Basically, I spent wayyyyyyyyyyy too much money on random ****, and I have to step back quite a bit. My bankroll is still fine, but I am going to quit playing 500 and 1k tourneys unless I get backed (excluding Heartland). I am also done playing 2/4 nl, I'm not good enough to beat it at the moment so I might play a lot of 1/2 and see how it goes. That's it. I'm not the baller I pretend to be.

Wow, you and me in the same boat I guess.

[renaedawn 1]

Hey you guys who play 180s a lot:How do you play small pocket pairs (like 5s or lower) from early position in the early rounds (like blinds at 15/30) at a pretty passive table that's had a lot of limpers? Do you limp and play for set value or do you raise even though you probably won't be able to isolate?

[zimmer4141 0]

Hey you guys who play 180s a lot:How do you play small pocket pairs (like 5s or lower) from early position in the early rounds (like blinds at 15/30) at a pretty passive table that's had a lot of limpers? Do you limp and play for set value or do you raise even though you probably won't be able to isolate?

I don't play 180s a lot, but I will often either just limp or make a small raise like 3xBB to build a big pot preflop, then don't put any more in unless I flop a set.

[renaedawn 1]

I don't play 180s a lot, but I will often either just limp or make a small raise like 3xBB to build a big pot preflop, then don't put any more in unless I flop a set.

Okay, cool. That's how I've been playing them too. Thanks!

[silkyjonson 1]

Hey you guys who play 180s a lot:How do you play small pocket pairs (like 5s or lower) from early position in the early rounds (like blinds at 15/30) at a pretty passive table that's had a lot of limpers? Do you limp and play for set value or do you raise even though you probably won't be able to isolate?

limp if its passive.

[MisterB 2]

limp if its passive.

Just ask loogie and maybe we can get 3 pages out of it.

[silkyjonson 1]

Just ask loogie and maybe we can get 3 pages out of it.

I dont like the tone that you responded to me with. I play my hands creative ok

[rocketpoker828 0]

Hey you guys who play 180s a lot:How do you play small pocket pairs (like 5s or lower) from early position in the early rounds (like blinds at 15/30) at a pretty passive table that's had a lot of limpers? Do you limp and play for set value or do you raise even though you probably won't be able to isolate?

Limp, triple up when you hit a set.

[Napa_Don 688]

I just went grocery shopping and bought a lot of healthy food. What's the best way to flavor chicken breasts? I've got a george foreman grill to cook them on but thats about as far as i got.

[renaedawn 1]

I just went grocery shopping and bought a lot of healthy food. What's the best way to flavor chicken breasts? I've got a george foreman grill to cook them on but thats about as far as i got.

What's really easy is to marinate them for a few hours in just regular italian dressing.

[silkyjonson 1]

I wish I could win a coinflip just once when a guy calls off 50% of his stack with QJ

[ShakeZuma 585]

I just watched Alpha Dog and have to say I was quite impressed.

[zimmer4141 0]

Good lord the Sunday Million is crazy today. 10,894 people entered.

[kers2 0]

I deposited on Stars for the first time in about 6 months, and apparently felt it was necessary to play the sunday mil. This will probably get ugly

[silkyjonson 1]

I just watched Alpha Dog and have to say I was quite impressed by Justin Timberlakes abs

fyp

[rocketpoker828 0]

I deposited on Stars for the first time in about 6 months, and apparently felt it was necessary to play the sunday mil. This will probably get ugly

When you cash big, you better contribute to the Sickie tournament.-Napa_Don

[kers2 0]

When you cash big, you better contribute to the Sickie tournament.-Napa_Don

What the fuck is the sickie tournament-kers2

[loogie 115]

Just ask loogie and maybe we can get 3 pages out of it.

I dont like the tone that you responded to me with. I play my hands creative ok

It's obvious you guys haven't yet come to the realization that I am a poker god, and should be treated as such. To make up for your misdeeds, I require the sacrifice of a virgin (you do not count), a case of Monster Energy Drink, and a 5000 word essay on why the 10x bb rule is situational.

[strategy 4]

It's obvious you guys haven't yet come to the realization that I am a poker god, and should be treated as such. To make up for your misdeeds, I require the sacrifice of a virgin (you do not count), a case of Monster Energy Drink, and a 5000 word essay on why the 10x bb rule is situational.

I needta get me some of that hellmuth energy drink.

[loogie 115]

I needta get me some of that hellmuth energy drink.

I just gotta get me a wildebeest.

[rocketpoker828 0]

What the fuck is the sickie tournament-kers2

Goddammit.We played a series of private tournaments on Stars, and if someone made a big cash, it was customary to contribute to said tournament.