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my predictions were that Vancouver and Edmonton would be pretty solid teams, and calgary was vastly overrated, so i'm happy.and yes, i only care about canadian teams.
Calgary will get better, I promise. Edmonton will suck, though. Want to make this into some kind of bet?
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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See? That's just mean...
i'm sorry, i take hockey pools so seriously that i devolve into a whiny 9-year old when a stranger on a message board types something negative to me.speaking of...
Calgary will get better, I promise. Edmonton will suck, though. Want to make this into some kind of bet?
sure. can't think of how, but we'll figure something out.thanks to mk's assistance, i'm still in the tourney. 26 left, and i'm down to an M of less than 2. then again, the average is probably about 4.
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I thought you were taking a trip on Thursday..and now you're working Friday?
Next Thursday... 26th -31st.. tentative leaving date. Might get pushed back if I don't want to leave.
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ithanks to mk's assistance, i'm still in the tourney. 26 left, and i'm down to an M of less than 2. then again, the average is probably about 4.
have you tried just tricking him into playing the whole thing for you? I hear that works good.
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Also, if KDawg pops in, is there any chance we can give this waste of life a time-out?http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...p?showuser=3706This guy has a hardon for me over in GenPop. He's like a little puppy following my posts around trying to pick fights. I got annoyed and tore into him.

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Also, if KDawg pops in, is there any chance we can give this waste of life a time-out?http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...p?showuser=3706This guy has a hardon for me over in GenPop. He's like a little puppy following my posts around trying to pick fights. I got annoyed and tore into him.
KABOOM!!!
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have you tried just tricking him into playing the whole thing for you? I hear that works good.
no way. i'm getting him to watch, and telling him all my hands, thereby retaining some credit myself.i did make the executive decision to push JTo with no fold equity, and tripled up against A9 and 44. and i'll pretend that i wouldn't have gotten knocked out the previous hand if mk hadn't told me to fold.
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This guy has a hardon for me over in GenPop. He's like a little puppy following my posts around trying to pick fights. I got annoyed and tore into him.
The worst part about this guy to me is the fact that hes 42 years old.
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KABOOM!!!
BAhahahah Nice work. And helpful pointers. Do I smell a stake request coming later?
The worst part about this guy to me is the fact that hes 42 years old.
yeah, it's really very very sad. I don't know why the guy insists on starting with me everytime I stick my head in GenPop, but I ripped him apart once, and had my fun, also, when turd started the "poker crew" thread he was a big target. The guy is hated everywhere, and really serves no purpose. Maybe something can be done about his existance around here.Off to take care of some errands and eating that needs to be done.Back in a few
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Ruggedly ClutchstachticI've never used either of these before. How'd I do?
You did ruggedly clutchtasktilly, I'd say. And right over the shark this saying she goes.
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yay!ended up 12/512 for a cash of $67.58 (was in for $10). just on the FT bubble, which was disappointing, but K9 ran into KK and that was all she wrote. got my money in good most of the time, and didn't suck out much after the rebuy period. don't think i picked up A6+, KT+ or 44+ after the rebuy period either, so i guess i'm just the greetest.props to mk for making every decision in the last two hours helping out. i'd send him 10%, but he probably made 20 times that in the same period of time.

jism doesn't taste like anything
if the taste of jism is that familiar to you, that it has no comparable taste, then...will you marry me?
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if the taste of jism is that familiar to you, that it has no comparable taste, then...will you marry me?
if a girl every tells you she doesn't want you to cum in her mouth because she doesn't like the taste she's lying. it doesn't taste like anything, she's just being prissy and doesn't want it in her mouth becasue of the ick factor. i personally think if you are willing to put the **** in your mouth you are obligated to swallow the cum. it only makes sense.
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no.Borg isn't relevant.Besides, where are you gonna get a Wimbledon trophy and a For Sale sign on such short notice.
Well, there's kind of a back story about Borg...an inside joke that isn't worth sharing here because it's not funny to anyone that wasn't extremely wasted at a certain time and place.You don't think anyone over 20-25 would know who Borg is?I need more ideas, people. So far it's this, Count Chocula, or the Geico caveman. I'm not overly happy with any of them. I'm only making a big deal out of this because I haven't really gotten dressed up for Halloween in about 13 years.
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