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Geez, and we were just getting started. Boo.
Don't worry, we'll be up all night. Now lay down so I can line this up.
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whatever.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Don't believe this for a second. He IS perfect and certainly is NOT sorry for that.
well, you and I know that, so do most, but we don't want everyone to realize it.should I type that I'm kidding and that in actuality, in real life, if I actually do exist, I make fun of myself more than anything else? Nah, we'll just leave it alone so I don't take anything personally and type something I'll probably not regret later. oh well, I guess I'm not as cool, smart, funny, sexy, interesting, and entertaining as I thought.
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oh well, I guess I'm not as cool, smart, funny, sexy, interesting, and entertaining as I thought.
You still give good head though.
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Now lay down so I can line this up.
Ever see the South Park where Cartman breaks his sense of humor because he sees something so funny that nothing will ever seem funny in comparison? I'm feeling that way about my FYP'ing abilities when looking at this quote.
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would you mind shaving my coin purse while you're at it?that quote actually prompted a discussion as to whether coin purse referred to just the balls, or the entire grundle area. i then had one of the best 20 minutes of my life reading this:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taint_%28slang%29enjoy
My friends and I made up rap names a few years ago. Mine is perineum.
So...I'm having a beer.Anyone else want one?
Yes please.
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Ever see the South Park where Cartman breaks his sense of humor because he sees something so funny that nothing will ever seem funny in comparison? I'm feeling that way about my FYP'ing abilities when looking at this quote.
You may not have noticed, but we actually have buttocks where our heads should be.
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Good luck
Color me surprised. This was much different than I expected.I'm gonna let it go, mainly owing to the fact that I'm a bit intoxicated and spelling words like "repercussions" is hard. Why do I have the feeling I'll be offering Ron an apology BJ tomorrow?
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edit, nevermindI really had the urge to be a jerk.I guess I don't listen to people
What are you, gun shy now? Just because the Biz can't take jokes about his downswing doesn't mean Lolli can't take jokes about...well...everything about her life.
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Awesome.I don't mind your wordy responses, FWIW. I wish I had more to say, here and in real life. I'd be more popular.
For the record, both you and Dan sell yourselves short...at last as far as your e-personalities. I can't speak for real life, but you're both valued here and we're pretty harsh judges. Just sayin.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.HA. Ahh....I hate you.
Did you record my g/f's voice while we were making el sexo last night or something?
Did you record my g/f's voice while we were making el sexo last night or something?
I'm really disappointed with this. The premise was great...but I don't think I pulled it off. The wording is too awkard. Damnit.
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Color me surprised. This was much different than I expected.I'm gonna let it go, mainly owing to the fact that I'm a bit intoxicated and spelling words like "repercussions" is hard. Why do I have the feeling I'll be offering Ron an apology BJ tomorrow?
hey, you wrote what you feel, I can't fix that. Sorry you feel that way, but you are a tad off on how I see myself and what I feel I write her. But you are entitled to your opinions and I'll respect them and try to avoid making further jokes at your expense
What are you, gun shy now? Just because the Biz can't take jokes about his downswing doesn't mean Lolli can't take jokes about...well...everything about her life.
I didn't know he was in a downswing. At least he's in a vacation and personal freedom upswing. (ok, that was my last one)and as for Lori, I don't deal with coke head moms with huge cans that take beating and flirt with neighbors to the point of them confessing love.ok, maybe Peter is right
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I'm really disappointed with this. The premise was great...but I don't think I pulled it off. The wording is too awkard. Damnit.
You're trying too hard champ.
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Hmmph.Guess I'll go do another line, feel up my rack, take a blow to the jaw and make out with the neighbor.Wanna watch?
Go on....
LMG, sport.
Better.
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Hmmph.Guess I'll go do another line, feel up my rack, take a blow to the jaw and make out with the neighbor.Wanna watch?
just film it and we'll call it even on the pic
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I'm going to smoke a joint now, I suggest you do the same.
me?alright, I'm proud to type that I didn't write anything mean to anyone, type anything I'll regret, and took the high road when it involved drama, that I didn't start btw. Chris did good tonight.sleep tight kiddies
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me?
I don't see any other potheads around here.
sleep tight kiddies
Do you want to be the front spoon, or the back one?
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There's a stud 8 tourney in about 20 minutes...$30 buy in. Do I want to press my luck or should I go to bed?
I asked myself the same thing a few minutes ago about a holdem MTTI'm currently playing said tournament.
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Yeah, I'm not even sure why I posed the question when I'm pretty sure I already have my mind made up.
E-validation?
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