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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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It's almost the freakin weekend boys. I'm planning on doing some gambling tonight. Got a 3 o'clock meeting way out south though, so I'm probably not home any sooner than I would normally be. But that's alright, that's okay.

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Do you ever go out on Friday or Saturday with friends or co-workers? Not talking about going to a poker room with someone.


Not needling, actually curious

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There's a lady in our department and about once a month we have a conversation that's roughly equivalent to the scene in Tommy Boy where Richard is asking about Davenport.


I'm the gas station attendant in this scenario, obviously.

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Woooo shit, I am drunk. Went out with my old roommate and his girlfriend and some of her friends. Now I'm forcing Mack to cuddle, well, obviously not right now, while contemplating heating up some leftovers cause Brvy knows I don't need the calories but also....drunk.

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Funny, but are you crossing lines with that one?



Wonder how much land he had to sell to get the ring?



Kidding, like that land is worth anything.

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