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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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SA, that plate of food is your pièce de ré·sis·tance. A true representation of your life.

 

thanks man. it's simple, yet elegant. it's beauty cannot be denied, even by that man hater frau.

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just making sure

 

picture of said dinner

 

 

 

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and yes, i dip the carrots in the bbq sauce.

 

What kind of BBQ sauce?

 

Coincidently I ate at a local BBQ place tonight. Half rack of pork ribs, Mac and cheese and cole slaw. The ribs were good, not great. Really good flavor but had been sitting in a warmer for a while I think. Mac and cheese was good, Coke slaw was not, no dressing to speak of on it which was odd, their BBQ sauce was legit though. They have 8 or 10 varieties but I just tried two, Spicy and Carolina Mustard Style. Both were very, very good.

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Creamy natural skippy in my pantry.

I've always heard this is the healthiest one. When I was trying to actively gain weight, I would just carry around jars of it and eat it with a spoon.
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I can dissect myself and go micro, the changes I would make on everything. Hips, skin, hair, ankles, etc.

 

It doesn't occur to me to change any part of my vulva. If I somehow became separated from it, and had to pick it out of a line up, I don't know if I could.

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Jeans are Lucky or Rag n Bone. I own a few pairs of wool pants, wear a lot of dresses.

 

I'm living la vida Essay. Traffic was terrible tonight so I stopped and got dinner at a Chinese restaurant that has A LOT of old white peoples, and Asians that don't seem to realize this food is slop.

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Jeans are Lucky or Rag n Bone. I own a few pairs of wool pants, wear a lot of dresses.

 

I'm living la vida Essay. Traffic was terrible tonight so I stopped and got dinner at a Chinese restaurant that has A LOT of old white peoples, and Asians that don't seem to realize this food is slop.

 

They probably have a menu they give only to asians and a menu they give to others.

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I can dissect myself and go micro, the changes I would make on everything. Hips, skin, hair, ankles, etc.

 

It doesn't occur to me to change any part of my vulva. If I somehow became separated from it, and had to pick it out of a line up, I don't know if I could.

 

I don't know why exactly but this made me laugh out loud.

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I've won the vending machine lottery where it gives me two items for the price of one the last two times I've gotten something. Yes, I always keep the extra instead of just putting it on top of the machine. I've also lost the vending machine lottery numerous times where my item gets stuck just below the drop sensor and I end up with nothing. I figure it comes out in the wash.

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Re: leisure pants

 

I am a big fan of basketball shorts in the summer. In the winter, I'm still trying to figure out what works best for me. I have some Nike tech fleece that I'm pretty into, and I have a lot of silk and cotton pajama pants that I will wear. I recently had a pair of sort-of-pajama pants made out of a black Pendleton wool, though, and they are really climbing through the rankings fast.

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This article by Posnanski about the Royals is incredible. It was written in 2011.

 

http://www.si.com/va...04/royals-flush

 

Pos has a nice article, published today, talking about this 2011 article.

 

http://sportsworld.nbcsports.com/joe-posnanski-predict-royals-win-world-series-2015/

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Excellent question, SA.

 

I got sour patch kids yesterday and strawberry poptarts today. I JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY IM NOT LOSING WEIGHT.

 

Fvck I love pop tarts. They are just so damn tasty. Though I never buy them anymore because I can't control myself and I'll eat a whole box one night.

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Fvck I love pop tarts. They are just so damn tasty. Though I never buy them anymore because I can't control myself and I'll eat a whole box one night.

 

What a slob

 

 

Everyone knows you only eat 3 packages and leave one for breakfast

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I don't understand how someone can fear the loss in productivity that comes from drinking on a work night, but then eat disgusting candy-filled, toasted cookies in the morning. I'd feel like shit all the time if I ate like you people.

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