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What's the hardest part about being a Cubs fan?

 

 

Having to tell your dad you're a fag

 

 

It makes sense to me you don't like the Cubs. My joke is that it's like being Jewish, I got it on my mother's side.

Cat is good.

 

Fritz I am requesting photos of cat, especially looking diapproving. I want that cat hating on you.

I'm moving in a few days and currently trying to get rid of whatever I can to avoid having to pack it, so dinner was subway tonight. Extravagant.

 

!!!! Moving?! What will the new kitchen be like? Do you get new appliances? Oooh! And what will be the first cooked meal?

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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My mens? I'm down to one, and he's not the guy, he's Mr. Right Now, which isn't a bad run considering I put one ad up about a year ago, no updates. I have been thinking about updating after Thanksgiving.

 

In my #blessed world, my television is mostly working now. I don't know how I fixed it, just that it's working, and I didn't have to ask Mr. Friendzone or Mr. Cheapskate to help. Essay, Mr. Not-Mercury, I want you to appreciate I lived for six weeks without a tv. Last night felt like a tiny celebration when I got it to work, complete with wine and a half made meal. The main was frozen from Trader Joes, supplemented with sauteed spinach and shallots. Tonight I'm re-watching Sherlock, eating pork chops, and drinking more wine. In more office news, the only thing that got me there today was the annoying admin telling me in confidence she was treating the office to doughnuts. I ate 2.5, all in halves.

 

Unblessed news, I didn't get to the Coates talk, kept out because of overselling--I talked my inviter into going to the rotating bar, 35th floor of the Bonaventure Hotel.

 

More stuff for Essay, I love my new iPhone 6s, and my new case.

 

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I don't like Koons that much, his flat and bright colors remind me of the 80s, porn

 

Get used to it because the current trend among rich people under the age of 50 who actually commission stuff is exactly that.

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So Frau, your Mr. Right Now was a tinder swipe or? I guess I didn't realize you met them on a dating site or whatever and not organically through your social network.

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Get used to it because the current trend among rich people under the age of 50 who actually commission stuff is exactly that.

 

What shite. Scroom, do you have a cat? I think you do. Please take a scornful photo.

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!!!! Moving?! What will the new kitchen be like? Do you get new appliances? Oooh! And what will be the first cooked meal?

This is a "short-term pain for long-term gain" move for us. We're downsizing temporarily to a much smaller spot for a while; the hotel I run has a manager's suite that is rent-free and allows a lot more flexibility with childcare as I'm right there (as is my staff). This frees us up to fulfill some family obligations over the next year. Then hopefully a short bit after that we'll be debt free and ready to buy our next home, complete with dream kitchen and much, much further from my work. In the meantime I'm working on building a relationship with the restaurant staff so that I can use that kitchen when they aren't...

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Madeline's doing well. Having a toddler makes you appreciate newborns more in some ways. Yeah, it's not always super convenient that they need to eat and be changed every 2-4 hours, but they're pretty easy otherwise since they pretty much just lie in one spot and sleep. With Evangeline, she sleeps longer, but when she's awake, she has to be kept relatively supervised and entertained. She also is starting to scoot around a lot this week, so she's begun "getting into things". "No, Evangeline, those N64 cartridges you found in the entertainment center are not chew toys." Had to install baby gates on the stairs...which I'm already annoyed that they'll probably be there for 4-5 years. Eager to get the kids able to navigate the stairs ASAP.

 

...aaaand Madeline is unloading in her diaper as I'm feeding her in my lap as I type this.

 

Anyway, they are both really good babies. They cry...but not nearly as much as I'm led to believe other babies cry. Evangeline is actually super well-behaved when she's out or when she's around other people.

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Nice updates. I ain't got squat. Same old over here. Dogs haven't had a real dust up since day 4. We're ending our 3rd full week right now. So that's good

 

Of course the step son is still living with us. That won't be changing anytime soon. He did finally get a job and is following his usual pattern of coming out of the gate strong. But he has no money management skills, so who knows how that part is going. You'd figure he'd start to prioritize, considering he's about to start year 3 without a car. And he'll be 24 in Feb. Not good, especially since his mother gave him w car at 17, the one he wrecked in the DUI two years ago December. But, as of now, he just wants a car and wants to live with friends, but does shit about it. And I'm sure as soon as he lives with friends and doesn't have forced structure, he'll lose whatever job he has because he doesn't differentiate between a work night and an off night with his activities Anyway, enough of that crap

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So, part of what prompted me to buy the place was an incoming new roommate. The guy doesn't clean, has a dog that sheds and has serious issues with biting people. I go over to hang out a few nights ago, don't see the car in the driveway, but walk in and the new roommate is sitting there watching TV.

 

me: hey dude, where's your car?

him: I scrapped it

me: how do you get to work?

him: I quit my job

 

I almost feel bad for my ex-roomie, if the situation goes where it's trending, etc

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Fritz I am requesting photos of cat, especially looking diapproving. I want that cat hating on you.

We had a b'day party recently, and I put icing on his nose. Not a happy camper.

 

 

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Discovered a new apartment complex that seems really awesome. Only problem is it's a 30 minute commute to work but it has W/D, near a big lake, allows dogs, and is under $800 for a 2br/1ba.

 

Just buy a goddamn house already.

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Looking at around $170k houses.

 

$9k for down payment/closing costs

$6k to furnish

$4k for misc

 

And I feel like $20k is a really aggressive amount. I'd feel a lot more comfortable with $25k but I didn't want to be greedy asking you for that much.

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The last time I checked it's not a requirement to furnish a house as soon as you buy it. In fact, having bought numerous houses it's a terrible idea. You end up buying shit you don't need and might hate 6 months later. Take your time. As long as you have a bed, couch and table/chairs you don't need anything else. If you do, go to consignment store or second hand store and get something temporary. We furnished an entire 4 bedroom, living, dining, loft, cabin with pretty nice furniture for like $5K last year. We only had the couch and a couple futon, fold out couches. Bought everything else.

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Discovered a new apartment complex that seems really awesome. Only problem is it's a 30 minute commute to work but it has W/D, near a big lake, allows dogs, and is under $800 for a 2br/1ba.

 

How much was that rent again?

 

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