nutzbuster 7 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 My son is very accurate when drawing pictures of his teacher.so...she's shedding? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 hey beans, I just want to comment here that just because people don't very often respond to your posts doesn't mean that people don't like them. quite the contrary actually. beans' stories are still my favorite part of the thread, it's just, I mean how do you comment on an exploding arrow story?and wang is kinda like dennis. I'd say more psycho though. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Game. Match the random, unprompted text I received today to the sender.1) 515PM "You are a Jew."2) 9AM "Hey you are probably still asleep but call me when you get up. I want to bet on the Rangers today."3) 7PM "Was it you who told me the story about how you lost all that money betting on the actor who played the Grandfather in 'Problem Child?'" 701PM "If so, that's really funny. If not, I've got a really funny story for you."4) 3PM "I think I've asked you before, but I don't remember. How do you feel about dirty talk and racy text messages?"5) 11PM "Hey who was it that blasted Willie Roaf's wife and got her pregnant? It was Joe Horn right?"6) 1PM "I figured it out by the way. It's that guy from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis I think. You remind me of a less psycho Dennis."1) Kissyface2) Kayla3) Dad4) Brett Favre5) Maggie6) Kayla Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 doesn't it seem like comments 3 and 6 have to be from the same person? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 I will never complain about having a bad week again in my life.One of my best friends, who I podcast with, has a sister-in-law whose week I don't envy.She is a new mother and nurse. They live in Oklahoma City in a nice neighborhood, but have been planning for months to move to San Diego this coming Monday.This last Monday she was leaving the house to run errands, and a man entered her garage, while she was holding her baby. He stabbed her in the stomach with a screwdriver, causing her to drop her baby, and tried to steal her car. A passing motorist heard her screams and stopped. The man then ran away. She left the screwdriver in her stomach until the ambulance came.Yesterday, just a few seconds after her husband left for work, the same man broke into their house and raped her while saying "you shouldn'tof told on me".Last Friday she lost her job, with a doctor, for giving a patient the wrong medication, which caused an allergic reaction, killing the patient. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 ...while saying "you shouldn'tof told on me".Did he really say "of" there? Man, fuck that guy.One of my best friends, who I podcast with...Wait, what? Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 1. Kayla2. Dad3. Kissyface4. Jenny5. Dad6. Maggie1/61) Kissyface2) Kayla3) Dad4) Brett Favre5) Maggie6) Kayla1/6 Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 1/6Is that true about Willie Roaf and Joe Horn? I don't remember hearing anything about that.Edit: Preliminary indications point toward yes.2nd Edit: I never know when to use "toward" or "towards," so I always use toward. It's a funny word when you say it a lot. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Wang, give me a few hours to guess before you give us the answers...I'm studying with people, can't take the time to sit and think about it at the moment, but I want to see how I do...at least see if I can do better than everyone else. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 be careful using google like that. the "clowns will eat me" line, I was led astray by a band that had made a song with a slightly different title that was trumping the actual quote. one of the worst days of my life. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 be careful using google like that. the "clowns will eat me" line, I was led astray by a band that had made a song with a slightly different title that was trumping the actual quote. one of the worst days of my life.As it should be. But I did say preliminary. By the way, your typing expertise is requested in the facebook thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Is that true about Willie Roaf and Joe Horn? I don't remember hearing anything about that.Edit: Preliminary indications point toward yes.2nd Edit: I never know when to use "toward" or "towards," so I always use toward. It's a funny word when you say it a lot.Yeah it's true. It's why he left the Saints. It's also one of my favorite things ever.Wang, give me a few hours to guess before you give us the answers...I'm studying with people, can't take the time to sit and think about it at the moment, but I want to see how I do...at least see if I can do better than everyone else.sure thing. I won't give answers until tomorrow afternoon. be careful using google like that. the "clowns will eat me" line, I was led astray by a band that had made a song with a slightly different title that was trumping the actual quote. one of the worst days of my life.You might not believe me, but I had, almost exactly, the exact same experience. My blood pressure went up by 10% for 3 hours. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Yeah it's true. It's why he left the Saints. It's also one of my favorite things ever.There's going to be a movie made about those Yankee pitchers who basically traded families, possibly the directorial debut for Matt Damon. I saw this tidbit while googling about that movie:Over the course of his career, Matt Damon has worked with the Coens, Steven Soderbergh, Clint Eastwood, Paul Greengrass, Martin Scorsese, Terry Gilliam, Gus Van Sant, and Steven Spielberg.That's quite a list. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Game. Match the random, unprompted text I received today to the sender.1) 515PM "You are a Jew."2) 9AM "Hey you are probably still asleep but call me when you get up. I want to bet on the Rangers today."3) 7PM "Was it you who told me the story about how you lost all that money betting on the actor who played the Grandfather in 'Problem Child?'" 701PM "If so, that's really funny. If not, I've got a really funny story for you."4) 3PM "I think I've asked you before, but I don't remember. How do you feel about dirty talk and racy text messages?"5) 11PM "Hey who was it that blasted Willie Roaf's wife and got her pregnant? It was Joe Horn right?"6) 1PM "I figured it out by the way. It's that guy from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis I think. You remind me of a less psycho Dennis."DadJennyKaylaKissyfaceMaggie1. Kayla2. Kissyface3. Dad4. Maggie5. Kayla6. Jenny Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 There's going to be a movie made about those Yankee pitchers who basically traded families, possibly the directorial debut for Matt Damon. I saw this tidbit while googling about that movie:Over the course of his career, Matt Damon has worked with the Coens, Steven Soderbergh, Clint Eastwood, Paul Greengrass, Martin Scorsese, Terry Gilliam, Gus Van Sant, and Steven Spielberg.That's quite a list.que? Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 que?Joel and Ethan. Duh.True Grit Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 My son is very accurate when drawing pictures of his teacher.haha, She's a brunette that got a little to close to the popcorn machine and has little boobs.I will never complain about having a bad week again in my life.One of my best friends, who I podcast with, has a sister-in-law whose week I don't envy.She is a new mother and nurse. They live in Oklahoma City in a nice neighborhood, but have been planning for months to move to San Diego this coming Monday.This last Monday she was leaving the house to run errands, and a man entered her garage, while she was holding her baby. He stabbed her in the stomach with a screwdriver, causing her to drop her baby, and tried to steal her car. A passing motorist heard her screams and stopped. The man then ran away. She left the screwdriver in her stomach until the ambulance came.Yesterday, just a few seconds after her husband left for work, the same man broke into their house and raped her while saying "you shouldn'tof told on me".Last Friday she lost her job, with a doctor, for giving a patient the wrong medication, which caused an allergic reaction, killing the patient.Yikes, that's pretty rough. She really needs to focus on the bright side of life. Not sure what that is other than San Diego having nice weather though. Beach? Meh, maybe she should just hunt down the rapist and shoot him with a flaming arrow and sell the movie rights.1.SH2.Sh3.P4.IM75.L6.R Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 I podcastThis could be a bigger reveal than the Great Turbo Revelation of 2009. Link to post Share on other sites
The mobile flu 0 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Joel and Ethan. Duh.True Grit I linked to the preview, or at least the imdb page., it looks fantastic. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 I linked to the preview, or at least the imdb page., it looks fantastic.Concur.I never saw the original. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 1. Maggie 2. Dad 3. Maggie 4. Jenny 5. Kissyface 6. Kayla Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 4. JennyI think Jenny for number 4 is too obvious.Of course, it's not like Wang was devising this as a trick test or something. At least, I don't think he was. But I think #4 is going to be Maggie. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 I think Jenny for number 4 is too obvious.Yeah, I know, but I don't really know much about her personality, so I didn't know where else to throw her. Plus, even though it's obvious, it's still interesting. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 I'm going to be really embarrassed when I get a 0/6. But maybe less so now that I've written this post just in case. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 1. Maggie 2. Dad 3. Maggie 4. Jenny 5. Kissyface 6. Kayla1) Kayla. (This one would have been a gimme if you knew her)2) Jenny. (A guy she knows wanted to make a bet, and she mentioned that her boyfriend is a bookie. I think she's kind of proud.)3) Dad. (Yes. It was me who lost a week's salary betting on the grandfather from Problem Child. I was just so sure)4) Maggie. (She and Boom Herron are apparently dealing with the distance this way.)5) Kissy Face. (I get one of these a day.)6) Jenny. (She loves me.) Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now