Painter567 0 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I finally made it into a picture! I might cry.Quick, someone call me Sally Field now.Go fuck yourself! Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin81 0 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I miss SBriand and his joke of the day. Most of all I just miss the way he makes me FEEL about MYSELF Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I miss SBriand and his joke of the day. Most of all I just miss the way he makes me FEEL about MYSELFHe makes me all warm in the crotch as well. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 got a nice pork shoulder on the smoker for when it ends?Actually, I can't decide what I want to do for the breaking of the fast (one of my favorite meals of the year). I'm thinking a ton of chinese food. I might cook something though...I'd actually like to make turkey and stuffing, but it'll take too long. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 HATE THE STEVIE, FUCKERS! Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin81 0 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 HATE THE STEVIE, FUCKERS!awwwWWWWW?! Someone needs a hug! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 McCain's short little arms creep me out a little bit. Is that just me? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?Also, I just became aware that out of some weird habit, I put 2 spaces after a period. Is that just me too?I think that both his arms were broken when he ejected out of his plane/jet and landed hard. Then, he was captured by the VietCong and they didn't really set his arms properly. Feel bad now?Me neither, I don't like him. He wrecked like two planes/jets during his time. Some pilot. Guess that's what last in your class gets you. Fasting?Reason number three that I'm not a jew. Reason number two is that I'm bad with money and they won't let me in the club.Actually, I can't decide what I want to do for the breaking of the fast (one of my favorite meals of the year). I'm thinking a ton of chinese food. I might cook something though...I'd actually like to make turkey and stuffing, but it'll take too long.The jewish deli next to my bank will be swamped with takeout orders tomorrow. Lazy jews can't cook a meal? Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 3 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)1 Members: jkalib Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 The jewish deli next to my bank will be swamped with takeout orders tomorrow. Lazy jews can't cook a meal?Some can, some can't. My family always cooks a huge and amazing break-fast meal...I'm pissed I can't be there. Chinese food is a poor substitute, but I'm working from 1-6 so I won't really have time to cook something worthy...I'll want to eat as soon as I get home.STOP QUESTIONING ME! Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 3 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)1 Members: jkalibAnd just what is this supposed to mean?You racist fucking faggot sonofabitch! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Some can, some can't. My family always cooks a huge and amazing break-fast meal...I'm pissed I can't be there. Chinese food is a poor substitute, but I'm working from 1-6 so I won't really have time to cook something worthy...I'll want to eat as soon as I get home.STOP QUESTIONING ME!You're allowed to work? What kind of crap is that? Cats has to work with Cats on the high holy day? WTF? Shabbot shalom my friend. Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 3 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)1 Members: jkalib And just what is this supposed to mean?You racist fucking faggot sonofabitch!Just too damn good.... Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 You're allowed to work? What kind of crap is that? Cats has to work with Cats on the high holy day? WTF? Shabbot shalom my friend.No, technically I shouldn't work, but since I'm not really jewish I didn't know until 4:00 this afternoon that the holiday was tonight/tomorrow, so I didn't ask for tomorrow off. Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin81 0 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 No, technically I shouldn't work, but since I'm not really jewish I didn't know until 4:00 this afternoon that the holiday was tonight/tomorrow, so I didn't ask for tomorrow off.Oh, you! That's our Speedz! :sigh: Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 No, technically I shouldn't work, but since I'm not really jewish I didn't know until 4:00 this afternoon that the holiday was tonight/tomorrow, so I didn't ask for tomorrow off.Sue your employer. They knew. This shit wouldn't stand in SoFL man.I tease but I'm actually a friend of the old jew. They are quite fond of me, as it turns out. Funny, yet horrible story from yesterday. This older couple came in to the bank and obviously wanted a CD. A quarter of a million dollar CD, but a CD nonetheless. Jewish couple. They were really skinny, so I have to copy their DL, and I swear, they were great people, very engaging, but when I looked at their driver's license pic, it looked like something right out of a history book, like newly released prisoners from Auschwitz. I repeated that joke to my co-worker, but I only felt bad for a minute because A. I crack on everyone, including myself and B. well, I don't have a B, but I liked them.I'll stop typing for a sec now. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Oh, you! That's our Speedz! :sigh:That wacky Speedz could star in a sitcom.The Uneasy JewPremise: young jewish boy that doesn't embrace his jewness despite pressures from traditional jewish parents. He wants to do good in the world but can't escape the parental pressure to be a doctor, so he compromises and tries to become a Vet, and not the armed forces type. Mom is always picking out girls for him, he resists. She introduces him as her doctor son, he corrects her and says Vet. Hijinx ensue Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin81 0 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 That wacky Speedz could star in a sitcom.The Uneasy JewPremise: young jewish boy that doesn't embrace his jewness despite pressures from traditional jewish parents. He wants to do good in the world but can't escape the parental pressure to be a doctor, so he compromises and tries to become a Vet, and not the armed forces type. Mom is always picking out girls for him, he resists. She introduces him as her doctor son, he corrects her and says Vet. Hijinx ensueThis idea has legs, brah. My people will be talking to your people who oddly enough are also Speedz' people Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 This idea has legs, brah. My people will be talking to your people who oddly enough are also Speedz' peopleBeansey is writing it, but we are having a hard time convincing him to stay sober long enough to write the pilot. Actually, he writes better drunk but he keeps passing out.Loogie will be producing and driving the man that plays speedz father, John Larroquette. The conflict with that is, Loogie also has to drive David Carradine. He's the owner, head doctor of the vet hospital Speedz is interning at. More hijinx Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 That donkey is so cute, aww.The Moonlight Sonata is so emo. Gorgeous, but emo.I am so bored right now.Cool.HATE THE STEVIE, FUCKERS!HATE HATE HATE HATE Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Because 95% of my rants and over the top responses are done in the name of humour. I really don't have much anger. It's just my shtick.oh? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 oh?perpetuating the LG is Ron rumourActually, I like to pretend I'm refined by throuwing U's around like their rubbers at a planned parenthood clinic. Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin81 0 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Beansey is writing it, but we are having a hard time convincing him to stay sober long enough to write the pilot. Actually, he writes better drunk but he keeps passing out.Loogie will be producing and driving the man that plays speedz father, John Larroquette. The conflict with that is, Loogie also has to drive David Carradine. He's the owner, head doctor of the vet hospital Speedz is interning at. More hijinxI was trying to add to the humor but this is too perfect. As long as there's lots of hijinx Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I was trying to add to the humor but this is too perfect. As long as there's lots of hijinxtwo years ago, I write a mini script with dialogue. At this point, I'm out of material. Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin81 0 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 two years ago, I write a mini script with dialogue. At this point, I'm out of material.You're still perfect in my eyes, RonMexico! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Cool.HATE HATE HATE HATEKiss my ass, you rotton motherfuckas. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's mama's dish. Link to post Share on other sites
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