Cappy37 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 It will be glorious. Wonderful!Tag her once for me, tiger.Playing some poker right now. Not sure what Im doing later, I may head to the bar if I feel a little better.Must find Lolli online.... need.. horseshoe.. Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Were you expecting one of those sexual predator posters?Hoping, more like it. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Were you expecting one of those sexual predator posters? The kind where you can just tell the guy is a degenerate perv.I was always secretly rooting for you to be a 16 year old girl, honestly.. It would explain so much... Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Hoping, more like it.Well, then there is that.. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 First and foremost:Suited.. You are a very attractive man.. I mean that in a completely hetero-way too, I would seriously make passionate love to you if I was a girl..Second: So I went to Wichita today with that girl I boned, my best friend who dated the girl, and one of her best friends from Iowa... Really weird because there was no awkwardness and we had a good time... But I've come to realize that I can't stand crowds, I get super nervous \ being bunched inside a mall having to find a way through the maze of people.... There was about a ****ing mile long line in Hollister's.. All I wanted was a jacket, it took 30 minutes to check out.. **** that, I'm sticking to the Internet.. So after we are done we decided to head to Applebees, nothing special, just a quick bite to eat before we head home.. However, we get Captain Slow Shit as our waitress and I swear to god, if it wasn't illegal, I would have jumped across the table and beat the shit out of this women.. She purposely took her time with our food, she rolled her eyes at the girl because she didn't want onions on what she ordered... I ordered a lemonade, she brings a Pepsi... After we're done with dinner, the other 3 wanted dessert, so we had to wait for the dumb bitch to get back to our table, which took another 20 min.. She even came by twice beforehand to refill our drinks and didn't once asks us if we wanted dessert or the bill... After we finally get our dessert and are getting ready to leave, she stops by once more to grab the plates, but doesn't give us the bill.. So when she finally did, we left her about 50 pennies and a dollar, damn that felt good.... Fucking waitresses.... Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Tag her once for me, tiger.When I finish I'll say CAPPY37! and give a fist pump. When she asks me what that was about I'll tell her to mind her business.Its foolproof.Hoping, more like it.Dont fret, theres still plenty of time. Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Tag her once for me, tiger.Must find Lolli online.... need.. horseshoe..skill, baby, all skill.. Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 However, we get Captain Slow Shit as our waitress and I swear to god, if it wasn't illegal, I would have jumped across the table and beat the shit out of this women..LOL!! Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 When I finish I'll say CAPPY37! and give a fist pump. When she asks me what that was about I'll tell her to mind her business.Its foolproof.Try yelling it during a donkey punch, that way she won't even ask what you said. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I was always secretly rooting for you to be a 16 year old girl, honestly.. It would explain so much...Would it?First and foremost:Suited.. You are a very attractive man.. I mean that in a completely hetero-way too, I would seriously make passionate love to you if I was a girl..Second: So I went to Wichita today with that girl I boned, my best friend who dated the girl, and one of her best friends from Iowa... Really weird because there was no awkwardness and we had a good time... But I've come to realize that I can't stand crowds, I get super nervous \ being bunched inside a mall having to find a way through the maze of people.... There was about a ****ing mile long line in Hollister's.. All I wanted was a jacket, it took 30 minutes to check out.. fuck that, I'm sticking to the Internet.. So after we are done we decided to head to Applebees, nothing special, just a quick bite to eat before we head home.. However, we get Captain Slow Shit as our waitress and I swear to god, if it wasn't illegal, I would have jumped across the table and beat the shit out of this women.. She purposely took her time with our food, she rolled her eyes at the girl because she didn't want onions on what she ordered... I ordered a lemonade, she brings a Pepsi... After we're done with dinner, the other 3 wanted dessert, so we had to wait for the dumb bitch to get back to our table, which took another 20 min.. She even came by twice beforehand to refill our drinks and didn't once asks us if we wanted dessert or the bill... After we finally get our dessert and are getting ready to leave, she stops by once more to grab the plates, but doesn't give us the bill.. So when she finally did, we left her about 50 pennies and a dollar, damn that felt good.... Fucking waitresses....1. I can feel the juices rushing back to my balls as we speak. Thanks.B. Exactly. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Try yelling it during a donkey punch, that way she won't even ask what you said.But if she doesnt hear it, then whats the point? Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Would it?Nah, chicks aren't cool enough to get The Wire, however thats no excuse for you the big red N flag and your unusual crush on Kobe. Fag Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 But if she doesnt hear it, then whats the point?Don't hit her hard enough to knock her out, where is the fun in that? Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I was just talking to my kids and explaining to them why they have to go to bed at 10 tonight and cant stay up late cause we have a big day tomorrow etc etc. I told them they get to stay up really late tomorrow night and have popcorn and drink grape juice in the little plastic champagne glasses, play games etc.without missing a beat, my son says "Mom, can you pick us up some rum, instead?"WTF. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Nah, chicks aren't cool enough to get The Wire, however thats no excuse for you the big red N flag and your unusual crush on Kobe. FagThat flag flew in front of the house of my fore Fathers, and it will one day fly proudly at mine. And Kobe is just freaking awesome. I mean come on. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I was just talking to my kids and explaining to them why they have to go to bed at 10 tonight and cant stay up late cause we have a big day tomorrow etc etc. I told them they get to stay up really late tomorrow night and have popcorn and drink grape juice in the little plastic champagne glasses, play games etc.without missing a beat, my son says "Mom, can you pick us up some rum, instead?"WTF.He's onto something, if you are out picking up drinks I'm running a little low. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 btw, because of estalker creepiness...........don't let anyone know it's here.thanks:sticks head out the door:HEY EVERYONE! COME LOOK WHAT RIVERGIRL JUST POSTED!!Good enough for me.You know whats a catchy song? "Into the Night" by Santana with the guy from Nickleback singing.NO. NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NOTHING INVOLVING NICKELBACK CAN EVER BE GOOD, CATCHY, DECENT, HOLY, OR ANYTHING THAT IS NOT A SYNONYM OF ATROCIOUS, SOUL-LESS, EVIL, OR BLACK.THERE'S ALOT OF YELLING IN THIS POST.AHH. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Don't hit her hard enough to knock her out, where is the fun in that?I'll just save the Donkey punch for round two. You cant open up with your best move.I was just talking to my kids and explaining to them why they have to go to bed at 10 tonight and cant stay up late cause we have a big day tomorrow etc etc. I told them they get to stay up really late tomorrow night and have popcorn and drink grape juice in the little plastic champagne glasses, play games etc.without missing a beat, my son says "Mom, can you pick us up some rum, instead?"WTF.Your son is going to be a handful in high school. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I was just talking to my kids and explaining to them why they have to go to bed at 10 tonight and cant stay up late cause we have a big day tomorrow etc etc. I told them they get to stay up really late tomorrow night and have popcorn and drink grape juice in the little plastic champagne glasses, play games etc.without missing a beat, my son says "Mom, can you pick us up some rum, instead?"WTF.I AM TRULY BEGINING TO ADMIRE YOUR CHILD.AND NO I WON'T STOP YELLING Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 NO. NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NOTHING INVOLVING NICKELBACK CAN EVER BE GOOD, CATCHY, DECENT, HOLY, OR ANYTHING THAT IS NOT A SYNONYM OF ATROCIOUS, SOUL-LESS, EVIL, OR BLACK.THERE'S ALOT OF YELLING IN THIS POST.AHH.Have you heard the song? Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I'll just save the Donkey punch for round two. You cant open up with your best move.Fair enough, when do we get video? Even if you can't pull off the DP you can at least superman her and video tape her walking around later with sheets stuck to her back. I think a few people might want to see the whole process too, not just the end result. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 First and foremost:But I've come to realize that I can't stand crowds, I get super nervous \ being bunched inside a mall having to find a way through the maze of people....You don't seem so shy during our orgies..When I finish I'll say CAPPY37! and give a fist pump. When she asks me what that was about I'll tell her to mind her business.Its foolproof.Lol. Rule #1 of dating: always be mysterious. I like it. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Fair enough, when do we get video? Even if you can't pull off the DP you can at least superman her and video tape her walking around later with sheets stuck to her back. I think a few people might want to see the whole process too, not just the end result.Forgive me, but what is this 'superman' you speak of? Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Have you heard the song?I have to agree on this.. It's not really Nickelback.. It's a much better version of them Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I have to agree on this.. It's not really Nickelback.. It's a much better version of themExactly, its not nickleback at all. Its Santana with that Chad K singing. Link to post Share on other sites
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