CrAcKeDaCeS 0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 i'd buy you a green dress, but not a real green dress - that's cruelyou forgot the dijon ketchupAnd Art Garfunkeland his marijuana habit. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 along with finger eleven, sloan, sum 41, simple plan, our lady peace, and others that i can't think of right now, are in my city this weekend for a big concert! Link to post Share on other sites
minorityreport 0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Back a few regular posters on this forum, and take them with me to fame and fortune. My triple beam n*****. Link to post Share on other sites
lovedrunk 0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 I'd give it all to charity...yeah right. I would play online 12 hrs a day and spend the rest of time laughing at poor people.just make a suit that's literally made out of money but it's laminated so it doesn't get ruined, then go out in public.well its a million so not a billion. so i'd make it out for 1 or 5 dollar bills. Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 If I won a mil, I would give $250,000 to charity. No joke. I would spend an equal amount on frivolous shit too. Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Is this after taxes?? If not I aint donating shit. Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly-Filled Ace 1 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 I'd fly to Bangkok and try basket-fucking. Link to post Share on other sites
All_In... 0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 If I had a million dollars, I'd to 2 chicks at the same time.lol Link to post Share on other sites
mkeller3086 0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 if i had a million dollars we woudln't have to eat kraft dinner..but we would Link to post Share on other sites
MDXS 0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 I'd probably earmark ten grand for an elaborate practical joke on a friend. Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 If you won a million playing the lottery would you give poker a shot...say the WPT for a yr. Along with some semi high limit cash games..?I would...wtf it is money won...and you never knowTo answer the original question (since I think it got lost after like the 1st response), I don't think so. I'd probably invest the money in better ways. Just what I'd do. <shrug> Link to post Share on other sites
drewjax 0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 I'd pay off the house first, and bills...and the cars. Â Then I'd make the big jump to 2/4 Â :shock:lmao. thats me as well.... Link to post Share on other sites
acesfullmike 0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 at some point i'd have it all on one table at the microlimits. picture sitting at the .05/.10 real money table and the guy on the button has $1,000,002.31 in chips. I think that would be worth a couple laughs. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anonymous Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 If I had a million dollars, I'd to 2 chicks at the same time.Been there, two hot chicks, for free. hahahahahahahahahaI though court order prevented you from talking about that until they turn 18?Matt Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Taking a shot at the WPT?? 10,000 singles at the strip club would last a lot longer...I will let you guys know what I would do tomorrow..after I win the 172 million dollar jackpot. Link to post Share on other sites
Rokuban 0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 500 for one house and other investments.200 to challenge DN in limit HE, have a good time with it, and brag here about it even if I get crushed.300 for serious bankroll (but would still have to beat each level for 2/3BB/100 before moving up as I don't want to lose it all stupidly). Link to post Share on other sites
Socrates 0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 If you won a million playing the lottery would you give poker a shot...say the WPT for a yr. Along with some semi high limit cash games..?I would...wtf it is money won...and you never knowIt would cost you the million just to travel the circuit for a year with expenses and buy-ins. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 I'd give it all to this nice Nigerian fellow who just sent me an E-mail. In return he will be able to get many millions out of a Nigerian bank and be able to pay me back around 30 million, sounds like a great deal to me. Link to post Share on other sites
slappy 0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 That moneymaker post reminded me of a conversation at my home game:Buddy: I heard that when MM won the WSOP for2.5 million, he went and ran up a tab of 28,000 at a peeler - That's awesome.Me: You would never do that.Buddy: What do you mean?Me: There's no way you could win that much money and only spend 28,000 on strippers.Buddy: AMEN! Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in glorious mutual funds and take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...i came to this thread to post this quote.nh, samir. Link to post Share on other sites
Rasty 0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 I'd finally get Ron that operation so he could be 'just as pretty on the outside.' Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 i'd buy you a green dress, but not a real green dress - that's cruelI'd buy you a monkey. Haven't you always wanted a monkey? Link to post Share on other sites
kennyg1966 0 Posted September 10, 2005 Author Share Posted September 10, 2005 i'd buy you a green dress, but not a real green dress - that's cruelI'd buy you a monkey. Haven't you always wanted a monkey?lol Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyRingo 0 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 I'd give it all to this nice Nigerian fellow who just sent me an E-mail. In return he will be able to get many millions out of a Nigerian bank and be able to pay me back around 30 million, sounds like a great deal to me.Hands down the funniest sheeoot all day. Thanks for the laugh. Link to post Share on other sites
bopirocket 0 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 I'ld move to LV then 6 months later I'ld check myself into rehab ...... then rinse and repeat Link to post Share on other sites
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