NicksDad1970 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 So you're at the final table of a WSOp event. What would people say about you?Hopefully they wouldn't say much. Meaning I wouldn't stick out. But if they did people would probably say I needed to put the Little Debbies down until I lost about 30lbs. Then when they saw my wife they'd say I must have a big wee wee which is far from true.you? Link to post Share on other sites
Dixie Wrecked 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 "Give that guy some Bean-O or tell him to see a doctor, something!" Link to post Share on other sites
Smasharoo 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 "Where can worhip this man by offering all of our material possesions and access to every bodily orafice!" Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 "go home, YSAPKY" Link to post Share on other sites
PT0077 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 The would say "Damn, that guy needs to take his winnings and fix his teeth." Link to post Share on other sites
Uriah Heep 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 I've got a kick ass beard like Barry Greenstein, so I guess I'd get called a jewish child molester. Link to post Share on other sites
CJHunt 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 "Fuckin Donk!" Link to post Share on other sites
mclark340 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 I can hear them now..."We will be seing alot more of this guy! He is the future of poker."Then I will wake up.I just hope that if I ever make it to the promise land (TV table) that I do not make an fool of myself with my play or actions. Link to post Share on other sites
mclark340 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Man...I need to proof my responses. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Man that Ron Mexico is sexy!!! Link to post Share on other sites
TraptSteve 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 I'd arrive in a Scream costume with a plastic knife. Every time I'd win a pot, I would stand up and do the 'Raise the Roof dance'. My knife would be my card protector, and I would just stare down my opponents who raised my blind. :twisted: Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Lon and Chad would say this exactly in unison "Wow, what a queef". Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 "In addition to being an excellent poker player, his latest record, 'Guero', will go multi-platinum..." Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 i've thought about this.i'd really only talk about my limit grinding at harrahs NO, but moreso my 5yr old son and how he is my motivation Link to post Share on other sites
Chip_and_a_Chair 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Norman Chad: "Well, they list him at 23, but I'd check that guy's birth certificate, because I think his mother just dumped him off at the WSOP on the way to a slot machine." Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 They would say: "Wow...now that is one good looking man." Link to post Share on other sites
NicksDad1970 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Author Share Posted August 24, 2005 Some funny ones out there Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Man that Ron Mexico is sexy!!!"and who is that guy he has chained to his wrist?." "does anyone esle not find it weird that he has some random guy on his knees under the table infront of him?"The FCP treads would start "Mexico and his man slave"2+2 threads"Is mexico a sexual God?"CNN. "Did mexico Drug Royal_Tour into performing sexually explicit acts under the final table of the WSOP?" Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 now that is funny stuff. Can't you people see why I love hum? Link to post Share on other sites
ek703 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 who is that fat toothless amish guy? Link to post Share on other sites
RayPowers 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 "If ever poker needed a poster boy for middle aged pudgy business men, we found him."Ray Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 " It's a good thing luck was involved or he'd never be here." Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 "How did that guy get such a hot asian wife? Hmmm..." Link to post Share on other sites
RayPowers 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 "How did that guy get such a hot asian wife? Hmmm..."There would have to be a mail order bride joke in there somewhere for this one, then a crack from norman chad about ex-wives...Ray Link to post Share on other sites
creepy20 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 " It's a good thing luck was involved or he'd never be here." Link to post Share on other sites
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