Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Reasons Essay is the Worst: 1. Your scattered sports fandom 2. Those watches 3. Your lack of taste for even decent food, or red meat, or booze 4. Still scared of daddy at 30. Be your own man 5. Your taste in shows that you rewatch 6. Your affinity for women that appear to be pre-teen boys. 7. The overt racism 8. The fact you'd rather sit home and watch a pre-season KU bball game than go out and be social with a friend. 9. Your uninflated penis 10. Your conservative fashion game I faded towards the end. I had some others, but they seemed mean when I read what I jotted down. I don't want mean. 7 Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 number 6 is awesome should have been higher! Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 My racism is implied, if anything. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 number 6 is awesome should have been higher! 200 warnings for insulting Emma like that. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I think your warning suspension should be extended to anyone talking about the list as well. You gave Mexico explicit immunity, and it should implicitly apply to all. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 9, 2016 Author Share Posted January 9, 2016 50 warnings for brvy. immunity is non-transferrable. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Re: Thanksgiving: I hated thanksgiving as a kid, chiefly because I hate the food. I've since realized that Winners call the shots, and now simply choose meals I enjoy, and coerce my partner into doing almost all the work to prepare them. It's called being a man. Re: Halloween: Halloween is now the best holiday. It's the best holiday for the same reason tequila is the best party liquor: because girls think it is, and when girls think something about a party, that thing becomes true about the party. And I can tell you this much: I'd rather spend an evening doing party drugs with someone dressed sexily than singing Christmas carols with my family, who for the most part neither do party drugs nor dress sexily. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Mom's one hell of an outlier. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 There's some reason I wouldn't want to be any era magic or Jordan. Can't put my finger on what it is though. Well, you can't wrap your hand around it, that's for sure. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Regarding the holidays, I nominate MLK Day and regional favorites Cesar Chavez Day and Casimir Pulaski Day. We're adults here, the point of holidays is when they fall on the calendar. I love having a three day weekend right after the Christmas/New Year week. Cesar Chavez Day and Casimir Pulaski are good for rooting out the tourists. While I like Halloween, I have to burn vacation time or sick time to have a three day weekend. That holiday is for plebes. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Upvote for multi-pronged elitism. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 10, 2016 Author Share Posted January 10, 2016 Well, you can't wrap your hand around it, that's for sure. typical size queen response. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 typical size queen response. So then you're finally admitting she's female? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 So then you're finally admitting she's female? I'll have you know size queens come in all genders, you straight cis male pig. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Casimir Pulaski is the most hilarious ethnic pandering holiday that exists. I had never, ever heard of him until I moved to Evanston. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 10, 2016 Author Share Posted January 10, 2016 Essay's Top Ten Coen Brothers Films 1. No Country For Old Men 2. The Big Lebowski 3. Miller's Crossing 4. Barton Fink 5. Fargo 6. A Serious Man 7. O Brother Where Art Thou? 8. True Grit 9. Raising Arizona 10. Blood Simple Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 You're lucky on that topic. With the Coen's you can have any of their movies in any order and it's somehow correct. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 No major qualms with this, though hudsucker proxy would be on my top 10 for certain 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 11, 2016 Author Share Posted January 11, 2016 i thought for sure someone would take issue with FARGO at 5. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 No major qualms with this, though hudsucker proxy would be on my top 10 for certain Hudsucker is my favorite. Probably seen it over a dozen times. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 You're lucky on that topic. With the Coen's you can have any of their movies in any order and it's somehow correct. Brvy, I'm not comfortable with the omission of your avatar source. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 No one is, Frau. Essay essayed that list pretty good, but the Coen's are so awesome that they saved him. Is Pimpin' easy? Hell yeah. Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Top 10 happy moments in your life? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Top 10 happy moments in your life? Oh, this is good. I feel I know some of the list. Like Stu during Roy's Top Ten, I'm gonna write down my guesses 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 I don't listen to the show, or read that well, so on first read, I thought your first guess for the list was "Stu doing Roy's Top Ten." Link to post Share on other sites
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