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Saw Hell or High Water the other day. Despite the generally good reviews, it was awful.

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I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.

So, instead of doing actual work i need to do I decided to go through and tabulate all the punishments handed down by Essay. Not counted: prelim warnings (1 each) for BigD and Rod. Also, Essay was "

I'm assuming my jokes are valued at .77 of a man's.

Dyer Maker is maybe their worst song. and that's saying something

 

You're crazy, but it's not like I don't know how polarizing that song is. It always has been.

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Saw Hell or High Water the other day. Despite the generally good reviews, it was awful.

 

1) This is not the hot take thread.

 

2) You're crazy.

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Oh what a surprise. BigD calls you out and all of a sudden you get all tough. Get real, man.

 

take another 50 for questioning my reality.

 

How could Top Gun not be on this list?

 

because it isn't essay's top ten material.

 

Saw Hell or High Water the other day. Despite the generally good reviews, it was awful.

 

that's 50 warnings for changing the subject.

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Bite me Tom Cruise hater.

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1) This is not the hot take thread.

 

2) You're crazy.

 

1) Sorry

 

2) They said chemo brain is not "crazy" nor permanent.

 

Don't know what to tell you. My wife didn't like it either and, other than marrying me, she's the smart one in the relationship.

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1) Sorry

 

2) They said chemo brain is not "crazy" nor permanent.

 

Don't know what to tell you. My wife didn't like it either and, other than marrying me, she's the smart one in the relationship.

 

 

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HoHW felt like a partial story to me. I felt the characters were superficially developed and were standard archetypes. It wanted to be a modernized Frank and Jesse James but fell short.

 

And Suited, do you not like Top Gun because all the homoerotic tension makes you confront some things about yourself you're just not ready to confront?

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Also, shared confession time...I've seen lots of clips of Top Gun and am aware of most of the tropes, but I've never seen it all the way through.

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Jesus brvy people, make it a point to see Top Gun this weekend.

 

SA, I don't even know how to react to your admission so I'll let Hanks response cover me too.

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HoHW felt like a partial story to me. I felt the characters were superficially developed and were standard archetypes. It wanted to be a modernized Frank and Jesse James but fell short.

 

And Suited, do you not like Top Gun because all the homoerotic tension makes you confront some things about yourself you're just not ready to confront?

I've actually never seen it.

oh goddammit.

 

 

I laughed for at least 15 solid seconds at this exchange.

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Essay's Top Ten John Wayne Movies

 

1. The Searchers

2. Rio Bravo

3. True Grit

4. The Longest Day

5. The Sons of Katie Elder

6. Rooster Cogburn

7. Rio Grande

8. El Dorado

9. Sands of Iowa Jima

10. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

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Elvis.. was a hero to most..

 

Elvis... was a hero to most...

 

Elvis, was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me, you see

 

straight up racist that sucker was

 

simple and plain,

 

motherfck him and John Wayne

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Elvis.. was a hero to most..

 

Elvis... was a hero to most...

 

Elvis, was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me, you see

 

straight up racist that sucker was

 

simple and plain,

 

motherfck him and John Wayne

 

50 warnings for besmirching two american icons.

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Top 10 things that you're afraid of?

 

1. Death

2. Dying alone

3. Dying in a plane crash

4. Dying from a spider bite

5. Public speaking

6. Dying from a stroke

7. Dying from drowning

8. Dying rom suffocation

9. Dying from a knife wound

10. Living forever

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