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I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.

So, instead of doing actual work i need to do I decided to go through and tabulate all the punishments handed down by Essay. Not counted: prelim warnings (1 each) for BigD and Rod. Also, Essay was "

I'm assuming my jokes are valued at .77 of a man's.

Essay's Top Ten Tom Cruise Films (where Tom was the Star [Magnolia is the best film he's ever been in, but does not qualify here])

 

1. Collateral

2. The Last Samurai

3. Eyes Wide Shut

4. Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation

5. The Color of Money

6. The Firm

7. Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

8. Minority Report

9. Oblivion

10. Jack Reacher

 

Oh my goodness.

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you didn't like last samurai? thats crazy bro. i'll give you savages, but oliver really hasn't made as many good movies as you'd think.

 

I liked it better the first time, when it was called Dances with Wolves

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I know brvy, what a great list.

 

Oh no, Suited. It was horrible. Also, Oliver Stone hasn't made 3 movies that should be on a top 10 list, let alone 10.

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Oh no, Suited. It was horrible. Also, Oliver Stone hasn't made 3 movies that should be on a top 10 list, let alone 10.

 

Well that's a little harsh. Savages is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, though. certainly Talk Radio, The doors, nixon, U-Turn and W. belong on that list before savage and Wall Street 2

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I think Any Given Sunday is easily his best movie, and I don't think it's very good. There are decent parts to it. Pacino is very good, as is Diaz. But it's really not all that and a bag of chips. The football scenes are almost unwatchable. Thousands of quick cuts for no reason. It might barely make my top 250, but I doubt it. Ballers is almost exactly the same thing, done 1000x better. (minus the very well written Pacino halftime speech)

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I think Any Given Sunday is easily his best movie, and I don't think it's very good. There are decent parts to it. Pacino is very good, as is Diaz. But it's really not all that and a bag of chips. The football scenes are almost unwatchable. Thousands of quick cuts for no reason. It might barely make my top 250, but I doubt it. Ballers is almost exactly the same thing, done 1000x better. (minus the very well written Pacino halftime speech)

 

I like Natural Born Killers the most. I don't love him as an artist, though.

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Essay's Top Ten Led Zeppelin Songs

 

1. Stairway to Heaven -

 

2. Babe I'm Gonna Leave You - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdrAdcxFB9c

 

3. Trampled Under Foot -

 

4. When the Levee Breaks -

 

5. Kashmir - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDwotNLyz10

 

6. Dazed and Confused - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdcsR0YaOE8

 

7. Immigrant Song -

 

8. Whole Lotta Love -

 

9. Since I've Been Loving You -

 

10. Achilles Last Stand -

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Essay's Top Ten Led Zeppelin Songs

 

1. Stairway to Heaven -

 

2. Babe I'm Gonna Leave You - https://www.youtube....h?v=mdrAdcxFB9c

 

3. Trampled Under Foot -

 

4. When the Levee Breaks -

 

5. Kashmir - https://www.youtube....h?v=ZDwotNLyz10

 

6. Dazed and Confused - https://www.youtube....h?v=hdcsR0YaOE8

 

7. Immigrant Song -

 

8. Whole Lotta Love -

 

9. Since I've Been Loving You -

 

10. Achilles Last Stand -

 

Easily your best list yet. 7 out of 10. I would replace Trampled under foot, When the Levee breaks and Achilles last stand with 3 of these 4: Battle of Evermore, Thank You, Going to California and the Lemon Song. Not sure which one I would leave out

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You really like those long, indulgent Zep songs, eh?

 

i like the best songs.

 

Bold move, sticking Stairway to Heaven at number 1. Not many people have even heard of that one. I think it was a secret track on their "Collection of B-sides" album, that sold under 1,000 copies.

 

bold move of you to insult me right off the bat, and earn 1000 warnings.

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Any time I play a stratocaster at a music shop, I make sure to play In the Evening. It's not the obvious needle that playing Stairway is, but the guitar will 100% be badly out of tune when I'm done, which is my subtle revenge for making me ask to see the guitar.

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Collateral is a great movie. Excellent choice for #1. I would have had Minority report much higher.

 

I think Collateral is #1, and I agree that Minority Report should be top 3.

 

Essay's Top Ten Led Zeppelin Songs

 

1. Stairway to Heaven -

 

2. Babe I'm Gonna Leave You - https://www.youtube....h?v=mdrAdcxFB9c

 

3. Trampled Under Foot -

 

4. When the Levee Breaks -

 

5. Kashmir - https://www.youtube....h?v=ZDwotNLyz10

 

6. Dazed and Confused - https://www.youtube....h?v=hdcsR0YaOE8

 

7. Immigrant Song -

 

8. Whole Lotta Love -

 

9. Since I've Been Loving You -

 

10. Achilles Last Stand -

 

Any Zepplin list without D'yer Mak'er can be quickly disregarded; although most of this list is very good.

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I hope you won't disregard the 100 warnings I'm giving you for your lack of respect.

 

Oh what a surprise. BigD calls you out and all of a sudden you get all tough. Get real, man.

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Essay's Top Ten Tom Cruise Films (where Tom was the Star [Magnolia is the best film he's ever been in, but does not qualify here])

 

1. Collateral

2. The Last Samurai

3. Eyes Wide Shut

4. Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation

5. The Color of Money

6. The Firm

7. Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

8. Minority Report

9. Oblivion

10. Jack Reacher

 

How could Top Gun not be on this list?

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