Wtf Of The Day Thread

[Jeepster80125 0]

[Jeepster80125 0]

From the comments:-He still looks better than Roger Ebert.-Of all the bullfight pics I’ve ever seen, this one impales in comparison.-The pain in Spain falls insanely near the brain.-hole in juan

[grocery_mony 8]

From the comments:-He still looks better than Roger Ebert.-Of all the bullfight pics I’ve ever seen, this one impales in comparison.-The pain in Spain falls insanely near the brain.-hole in juan

Dead?

[quadaces 0]

has to be photo shopped

[Acekob 0]

has to be photo shopped

Seen vid[x] real.Big cover in Norwegian newspaper as well.

[LongLiveYorke 38]

You know, it seems obvious now, but in retrospect, he probably shouldn't have gone into that arena with an angry, charging bull. I think that's where most of his problems began.

[TRB05 1]

Seen vid[x] real.Big cover in Norwegian newspaper as well.

Don't watch if you are squeamish.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKkoslTNU6k

[timwakefield 68]

[SlapStick 0]

Dead?

No he got rushed off to hospital and survived. The Bull didn't make it though...

[mtdesmoines 3]

No he got rushed off to hospital and survived. The Bull didn't make it though...

If the bull never wins, what's the point?

[LongLiveYorke 38]

If the bull never wins, what's the point?

Version 1: Tell that to the Washington Generals.Version 2: Tell that to a Cubs fan.Version 3: Tell that to my love lifeVersion 4: Tell that to the libertarian party

[mtdesmoines 3]

Version 1: Tell that to the Washington Generals.Version 2: Tell that to a Cubs fan.Version 3: Tell that to my love lifeVersion 4: Tell that to the libertarian party

Washington Generals HistoryThe Generals were formed in 1952 by Louis "Red" Klotz, who served as owner, player and coach, when Globetrotters’ owner Abe Saperstein invited Klotz to form a squad to accompany his team on their tours. With a nod to Dwight D. Eisenhower, the Atlantic City–based Washington Generals were born. The Generals evolved from the Philadelphia Sphas, a team that dates back to the 1920s and was sold in 1950 to Klotz, who played for the team in the 1940s.The Generals provided deliberately ineffective opposition as a foil for the Globetrotters' comedy routines. The Globetrotters' acts often featured incredible coordination and skillful handling of one or more basketballs, such as passing or juggling balls between players, balancing or spinning balls on their fingertips, and making unusual, difficult shots. The Generals on the other hand would try to play a game of "serious" basketball in return.During the 1971-72 season, the Generals' name was alternated with the Boston Shamrocks, New Jersey Reds, Baltimore Rockets, and Atlantic City Seagulls. It was actually the same team of players but they would change uniforms between games to give the appearance of more teams. The team would rotate between these identities for a few seasons before going back to the Generals identity full-time.From 1953 until 1995, the Generals played exhibitions against the Globetrotters, winning only six games, the last in 1971, and losing more than 13,000. It was as the New Jersey Reds that the Generals' last win came in a game against the Globetrotters. On January 5, 1971, the Globetrotters lost a game in Martin, Tennessee, in overtime to the Reds. It was Klotz himself who sank the winning basket for a 100-99 score that ended the Globetrotters' 2,499-game winning streak.Klotz eventually "disbanded" the Generals in 1995, forming a new team, the New York Nationals, which also has achieved an impressive losing streak. In reality, of course, it was the same team; Klotz merely retired the Washington Generals identity. The Nationals remain a separate organization from the Globetrotters. Harlem claims its exhibition games are "real" and "competitive" contests.[1]After a 12-year hiatus, the Generals returned on October 9, 2007, playing against the Globetrotters at the 369th Harlem Armory. The Globetrotters won 54-50.[2]www.washingtongenerals.com

[quadaces 0]

Don't watch if you are squeamish.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKkoslTNU6k

Guess I was wrong. He didnt even seem that surprised when they showed him walking away

[hblask 1]

You know, it seems obvious now, but in retrospect, he probably shouldn't have gone into that arena with an angry, charging bull. I think that's where most of his problems began.

So I got dragged to a rodeo in a small town once, and for entertainment between the real cowboys, they got this gigantic angry bull, and tied a $100 bill to its horns. Anyone from the stands was allowed to step into the ring and if they could get the money, they could keep it. About 5 guys, at least two of them drunk, decided to try it.It wasn't pretty. I don't think any of them was able to do it, and even if they had, they'd probably be telling themselves that it wasn't worth it. One guy got thrown about 10 feet in the air and then mashed into the ground by the bull.Fun times.

[hblask 1]

If the bull never wins, what's the point?

So there was this restaurant across the street from the bull fighting arena, and an American traveling there sits down, and sees the guy at the next table get a special dish -- two spheres about the size of baseballs, presented with great fanfare. He asks the waiter what it is, and the waiter says it's a great delicacy, it's the testicles from the bull from today's fight. The customer wants it, but is told there's only one pair per day, and come back tomorrow. So he comes back the next day and orders the testicles. The waiter and chef bring out a covered tray, and with great fanfare reveal a plate with two tiny little testicles on it. The customer says hey, why aren't they big ones like yesterday? The waiters says, sometimes, the bull wins.I don't know if it's a true story, though.

[Canuckickstan 2]

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

lucky son of a bitch

[LongLiveYorke 38]

lucky son of a bitch

This is what happens exactly two weeks after you legalize gay marriage.

[SlapStick 0]

I was at a proper bull fight in Guadalajara where they kill the bulls. I thought I'd enjoy it, it was horrible and disturbing. The Bull is helpless, these "hero" matadors are scumbags, its like cheering on someone for killing a kitten. Obviously a bit harder but the matador has so many things in his favour. After the first bull wouldn't die, they stabbed him loads of times (rookie matador), the bull was stumbling around the ring, stamping his feet and letting out eerie groans of desperation while everyone cheered. Those ******* clowns doing circles around it confusing it even more. Obviously cheered for the next 4 bulls but they all got slaughtered. I hate bull fighting.

[Canuckickstan 2]

I felt the same way after my first bullfight.Sometimes I wish I would have married the stuffed doll, at least it will shut the fuck up.

[Jeepster80125 0]

McRibbles?from http://gorillamask.net/images/content/2010...-1275421052.jpg

[SBriand 4]

lucky son of a bitch

There is a video game out. Can't remember the name but it is a japanese RPG. In the limited edition version of the game you get a mouse pad of one of the busty characters and the mouse pad is puffy in the boobal region. And the other special item is a pillowcase of one of the female characters.Edit: Here it is

[chrozzo 19]

There is a video game out. Can't remember the name but it is a japanese RPG. In the limited edition version of the game you get a mouse pad of one of the busty characters and the mouse pad is puffy in the boobal region. And the other special item is a pillowcase of one of the female characters.

very nice

[brvheart 1,752]

A good Friend of Unfair Park, through a friend of a friend of a friend, just shot us this extraordinary video captured early yesterday morning at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport. Took place at the north toll plaza, which served as a launching ramp for one drunk driver trying to exit the airport in a hurry. DFW spokesman David Magana confirms: "The driver was, as you might guess, suspected of inebriation and investigated for such and arrested for such."We also have fiery post-crash pics after the jump -- because after the driver went all General Lee, she got out and made a call on her cell, at which point the vehicle went boom. Hard to believe the "driver only suffered minor injuries," as Magana puts it. Oh -- and the toll-booth operator wasn't injured at all.

[LongLiveYorke 38]

Youtube Comment:[freeze-frame]Waylon Jennings: "You know, them Duke boys do hate payin' them tolls...but I don't think Boss Hogg is going to cotton to their thrift."[commercial break]