Royal_Tour 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 SHIP THAT SHIT (the email, I mean)Its about damn time u show up!!and of course, your opinion is heavily weighted here, so you tell me to jump, i'll ask how high?Did anyone suggest hitting her? Yes, no?I speak from recent, in-depth experience on this one: 1) Zero contact is the best policy. 2) Creating a website that hosts her nude pics and any sex vids you've made is second best. Why not profit off the skeezie?And this is your new life schedule, cross-posted from 2+2: Originally Posted by NozeCandy **** that ****. Here's your daily schedule:10 am - Noon: Go to gym. Get jacked.Noon - 5 pm: Go to tanning salon. Get tan.5 pm - 7 pm: Huge steak dinner. Get full.7 pm - 9 pm: Crown and Red Bulls. At least 5. Get tipsy.9 pm - 10 pm: Power Hour. Must be Coors so you can vent. Get drunk.10:01 pm: Shot of everclear. Get wasted10:02 pm - 2 am: Go to bar/club. Grind your dick on every piece of pussy that walks through that door. Get horny.2:01 am - Whenever: Pick your choice meat for the night and **** her until she's well done. Get laid.Next morning: Do her again. Then rinse (seriously, really scrub) and repeat since you probably forgot doing it all anyway.You won't remember high school sweetheart after 2 weeks of this and you'll be a better man for it. She'll be all jealous that you're jacked, tan, well fed, drunk, and banging chicks or some combo of the above at all hours of the day. I have another regimen for when she inevitably comes back to your newfound awesome self if you are interested.already started!!, I didnt mention this, but during our first week of being "over" or whatever it was, cuz we still slept together... she went out to a patio with her ex b.f. and some of their friends.I had no idea she was there, and I went and picked up a 19 year old who i fooled around with a few times last summer to ask her if she wanted to go grab a pint (i was obviously looking for some sex in the end).well woudlnt u know it.. as we're walkin outside, i see her on the patio, and shes got her face behind her drink, almost trying to hide, I just laughed and kept walking..i told the 19 year old. dont look now. but my ex is here.. and as I look back to give her a smirk, she practically falls out of her chair as she tried getting a better look at me and the girl i was with..now, i just need to throw more dirt in her eyes and i'l be satisfied Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 damn, it looks like I'm too late to see the pic Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Its about damn time u show up!!and of course, your opinion is heavily weighted here, so you tell me to jump, i'll ask how high?already started!!, I didnt mention this, but during our first week of being "over" or whatever it was, cuz we still slept together... she went out to a patio with her ex b.f. and some of their friends.I had no idea she was there, and I went and picked up a 19 year old who i fooled around with a few times last summer to ask her if she wanted to go grab a pint (i was obviously looking for some sex in the end).well woudlnt u know it.. as we're walkin outside, i see her on the patio, and shes got her face behind her drink, almost trying to hide, I just laughed and kept walking..i told the 19 year old. dont look now. but my ex is here.. and as I look back to give her a smirk, she practically falls out of her chair as she tried getting a better look at me and the girl i was with..now, i just need to throw more dirt in her eyes and i'l be satisfiedYou really need to ask yourself why you care so much what she thinks. You're not over her. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 You really need to ask yourself why you care so much what she thinks. You're not over her.since you seem to be stuck in this frame of mind allow me to interject this:DUH!It's obv. HOWEVER, is sitting around mulling it over and thinking about her and the relationship and yada yada yada gonna make it happen? NO! It might help him grow a vagina but it ain't gonna make the daily life any easier.He needs distraction. In my experience I found that having women I barely know perform various sexual acts with me as frequently and degradingly as possible made for one hell of a distraction.Next thing you know it won't bug him quite so much and he can find a new reason for requiring the above distraction. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 ya, i know i'm not over her, its because she always seemed to say exactly what i wanted to hear... which sucks balls that she was a lame potato outside of that.i think she is just immature, shes 24, is very nice, and social, wholesome.. but shes brutal with any responsibilty, likes to try and blame other people, and bascially just follows her g.f.'s advceunlucky for her, 2 of her g.f.s are big time slut bags... Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Pic plz?Don't bother trying to contact her man, and chicks who don't want to treat you right aren't worth the time or emotion spent bein upset about them. Move on, you'll be fine.The fact that she was tryin to get a good look at the 19yr old you took out is a good thing and you should continue to play the "idgaf about you anymore" card Link to post Share on other sites
Matt_Damon 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Matt Damon. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Ok.... so I'm back to the forums. feels good. sorry for all you people who hate this news..question, looking for some solid female response.i want to write a email to my ex g.f. which is basically a "you're a lame potato, I'm awesome, i know stuff which makes u look stupid, and good luck with karma."You asked for a female response, so I felt like I should give my view of this situation:I have no idea whether sending that email would produce the desired effect, because from the sounds of it this girl is a completely different breed from me. If an ex-boyfriend sent me an email such as you are suggesting, I would immediately see through it as an attempt to make me feel jealous/remorseful/upset. Consequently it would only make me feel annoyed, and grateful to be rid of such a petty, immature boyfriend.However, as I've said, this girl sounds very different from me. She sounds like the type of girl who enjoys drama and scandals. Accordingly, I would wager that she might well relish in being the recipient of such an email, either as an opportunity to be pitied if she is upset by it, or to bitch about you with her friends if she thinks you're an idiot.I hope this helps. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Matt Damon.YES.also, I forgot my real response to this question:man, bitches be crazy! Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Pic Please? Might aswell finally crack and ask for the sister in laws pic too while Im at it Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 ya, i know i'm not over her, its because she always seemed to say exactly what i wanted to hear... which sucks balls that she was a lame potato outside of that.i think she is just immature, shes 24, is very nice, and social, wholesome.. but shes brutal with any responsibilty, likes to try and blame other people, and bascially just follows her g.f.'s advceunlucky for her, 2 of her g.f.s are big time slut bags...You would consider a girl who is bangnig you and her ex at the same time and some other people in a 3 some while probably banging a few others wholesome? She's a slut just like her girlfriends.. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Still no PM dammit! Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 man, bitches be crazy!QFTthanks people. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Still no PM dammit!Nevermind.Nice. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Nevermind.Nice.until I get a PM this thread is sooooo a redux of that other thread where there really weren't pics. YEA I'M SPOILING THAT JOKE FROM THAT THREAD FROM A LONG TIME AGO. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 until I get a PM this thread is sooooo a redux of that other thread where there really weren't pics. YEA I'M SPOILING THAT JOKE FROM THAT THREAD FROM A LONG TIME AGO.what are you talking about? I saw the pics of his sister in law. you didn't? Link to post Share on other sites
dreamcrusher28 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Pics of slutbags? Link to post Share on other sites
dapokerbum 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 ya, i know i'm not over her, its because she always seemed to say exactly what i wanted to hear... which sucks balls that she was a lame potato outside of that.i think she is just immature, shes 24, is very nice, and social, wholesome.. but shes brutal with any responsibilty, likes to try and blame other people, and bascially just follows her g.f.'s advceunlucky for her, 2 of her g.f.s are big time slut bags... See if you can get a threesome with the slut bags.Also, PM if you feel like it, if not there is plenty of porn on the net so I'm not too worried. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 You would consider a girl who is bangnig you and her ex at the same time and some other people in a 3 some while probably banging a few others wholesome? She's a slut just like her girlfriends..man, she sounds awesomephone number? Link to post Share on other sites
ROGUE06 0 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Pics of slutbags?yes plz, this thread is interestingsome1 plz pm me Link to post Share on other sites
dreamcrusher28 0 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 yes plz, this thread is interestingsome1 plz pm meIf you actually get the PM ship it my way. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 No reason to open up a can of worms...Save your ammo for any potential retaliatory gesture... Link to post Share on other sites
Ex_Matt 0 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I would wait it out for a bit. Just ignore her and completely avoid talking to her for awhile. Then a few months down the road tell her how you really feel. She'll never see it coming so you gotta make sure you think of some nice hurtfull things to say to her. The best would be to wait for a time where shes upset about something else then just unload a whole buncha hate right in her face. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 The best would be to wait for a time where shes upset about something else then just unload a whole buncha hate right in her face.lol!sounds pretty good Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 take her on a bus trip. Link to post Share on other sites
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