SBriand 4 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Something that's been annoying me latelyQFT Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 QFTI was expecting your post to be something along the lines of "everything on earth." Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 Im just going to keep a running list as I go along:so far:1. Confederate flags (let it go already)2. Stupid drivers (meaning anyone other than me) *see #43. Ted Kennedy's face4. People who wont make a legal right turn at a red light when no one is coming5. Old people (other than my grandparents)6. Babies (theyre not cute, really...just look at them)7. Budweiser8. The movie Titanic9. K10 suited10. Joan Rivers11. People who spit in your face when they talk to you12. Hostile aliens13. The IRS14. Seeing mustard on your burger after you explicity told them not to put it on just AFTER you got back on the highway15. 1 cent raises to the price of a stamp16. Colonoscopieslooks like a solution to this problem may be sooner than i thought Link to post Share on other sites
Speed Limit 0 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 looks like a solution to this problem may be sooner than i thoughtIf Ted Kennedy posted, his new #1 would be brain tumors. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 looks like a solution to this problem may be sooner than i thoughtOMG I sure hope I dont annoy you. Link to post Share on other sites
Doug 0 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 The never ending saga of mike the wigga. Link to post Share on other sites
onlyme386 0 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 The never ending saga of mike the wigga.Original... wonder if that has been posted yet within just a few posts of you.btw, you make my list Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 yeah, when I was younger, and I didn't really understand who exactly these people were, and why they were, I would get mad to. But it's like getting mad at the sun or the ocean or something. If these people could work anywhere else, they would.Yeah, I've always found it funny how this is one of few sects of the working wold that normal people feel comfortable berating directly about job performance. It's like Borat with gypsies or something. And so it all kind of compounds itself; when people treat you like shit, you care even less. I worked a couple such jobs in HS. I started out giving a shit, and by the end, it didn't even occur to me to be helpful or pleasant.(Fact: when a fast food employee tells you the shake machine isn't working, he's lying. Those things are just a pain to deal with in like 10 different ways, and people seem to accept the lie, so a lot of the time they just bullshit you.) Link to post Share on other sites
NonZeroPossibility 0 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 -butter face female porn stars-canadians-MTV.-Shitty rappers who destroy good oldie's songs.-$5.00 beers at the bar. Of course that doesn't usually stop me from drinking like 9 of them. Well.... yeah it does. Link to post Share on other sites
bobbywithani 0 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28779 Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28779LOL so true. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...hp?showforum=67 Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...hp?showforum=67QFMFT! Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted October 16, 2008 Author Share Posted October 16, 2008 Im just going to keep a running list as I go along:so far:1. Confederate flags (let it go already)2. Stupid drivers (meaning anyone other than me) *see #43. Ted Kennedy's face4. People who wont make a legal right turn at a red light when no one is coming5. Old people (other than my grandparents)6. Babies (theyre not cute, really...just look at them)7. Budweiser8. The movie Titanic9. K10 suited10. Joan Rivers11. People who spit in your face when they talk to you12. Hostile aliens13. The IRS14. Seeing mustard on your burger after you explicity told them not to put it on just AFTER you got back on the highway15. 1 cent raises to the price of a stamp16. Colonoscopies 17. People that order pizza without sauce18. Toilet paper with flower patterns....you are wiping the poop off your ass with it...whats the fucking point?!19. Pedestrians (esp with walkers/canes)20. Taco Bell (just go to a real fucking mexican place!)21. Non-Alcohol Beer Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 1 - Xmas adverts, store decorations, promotions and songs... starting in mid-October. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted October 16, 2008 Author Share Posted October 16, 2008 1 - Xmas adverts, store decorations, promotions and songs... starting in mid-October.obv Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 The song "hey there Delilah"Slow drivers. Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 2 - Political correctness3 - London traffic4 - Airlines that don't let you cancel flights without going through a million and one procedures to do so. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Czech train conductorsThe FrenchThe stupid law that makes political calls to your house at all hours of the day legal even though you are on the Do Not call listRoad ConstructionGetting a piece of popcorn skin stuck in your back tooth where nothing you own can reach it but your tongue which is not up for th job.Being broke Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Pizza without sauce is the best. Anyone saying otherwise is Clay Aiken. Link to post Share on other sites
BaseJester 1 Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 ****ing Subway.First, ordering a sandwich is more complicated than paying taxes. Just give me a ****ing sandwich, ****ers.Second, don't **** with me when I have a ****ing coupon. This moronic exchange of paper was your idea, not mine.I showed up to get my stepson a tuna sandwich today. I went through the line and presented my coupon for a "Free 6" sub on your next visit" and said I have a coupon. Then the bitch behind the counter said, condescendingly, "You can use this on your next visit." and tried to hand it back. I gave her 20 seconds or so for the stupidity of that statement to sink in, but it didn't. "This is my next visit," I said."Pehaps you would like to buy a drink," she said. We hadn't even gotten to that part of the transaction yet, bitch. I was going to buy some other crap, but thank, you, no, just give me the ****ing sandwich. ****ers. **** **** damn shit.And finally, learn how to put cheese on a sandwich so it doesn't overlap. Dumbasses. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted October 17, 2008 Author Share Posted October 17, 2008 ****ing Subway.First, ordering a sandwich is more complicated than paying taxes. Just give me a ****ing sandwich, ****ers.Second, don't **** with me when I have a ****ing coupon. This moronic exchange of paper was your idea, not mine.I showed up to get my stepson a tuna sandwich today. I went through the line and presented my coupon for a "Free 6" sub on your next visit" and said I have a coupon. Then the bitch behind the counter said, condescendingly, "You can use this on your next visit." and tried to hand it back. I gave her 20 seconds or so for the stupidity of that statement to sink in, but it didn't. "This is my next visit," I said."Pehaps you would like to buy a drink," she said. We hadn't even gotten to that part of the transaction yet, bitch. I was going to buy some other crap, but thank, you, no, just give me the ****ing sandwich. ****ers. **** **** damn shit.And finally, learn how to put cheese on a sandwich so it doesn't overlap. Dumbasses.werd Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 what annoys me 1. are guys who say one thing but then take it back and don't actually mean it lol 2. people who don't show up for an event as they stated they would 3. warm beer 4. inpatient drivers or very aggressive drivers 5. the crazy raisers, who raise 10x the blinds (TB17) 6. anyone who doesn't like to have fun 7. getting rivered 8. people who correct my spelling mistakes lol 9. guys who muck up my favorite thread Link to post Share on other sites
zander24 0 Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Light Beer. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Although they are numbered, there is no "order", per se.1. People who use "per se".2. People who say "with al due respect..." when you know they think you're full of shit and are about to trash whatever point you're making.C. People who number things incorrectly4. People who get angry with you when you ask for the same in return as they've asked for, like not using their name in a CC'd e-mail and then they go and use yours and you ask them not to and they do it again anyway even though their manager has, ostensibly, spoken with them about it.5. N_GGERS6. People who drive like shit, yet honk at me when I make an equally aggressive move on my bicycle.7. Getting rivered8. Charm school graduates9. This number is too precious to use on this bilious list10. <to be continued> Link to post Share on other sites
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