Mercury69 3 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 So, I work for a large financial institution in a back office function. I hardly ever deal with the public and most people are internal. We just moved and I sit in a fairly high traffic area which is annoying, but I'm fairly sociable and I can be a bit of a noise-maker/prankster, just small end stuff like singing a couple of song lines loudly, doing the fake gun thing, seeing if I can get peoples attention in unconventional ways. Yesterday, a new mailroom clerk had been dropping of some junk and I bleated like a goat and, when she looked at me, I said "Ha! Made you look!" Anyway, I thought that was the end of it, as I had chatted with her a little during the previous week and it looked like she got a chuckle from my stupidity. Then...today my manager, with whom I have an excellent relationship, approaches me and asks me into a meeting room and tells me the clerk went to her manager with this. How and why she might have done this escapes me. Frankly, I feel a little sheepish about it, but I'm also a little offended that someone would be so...sensitive(?).Your thoughts,please, and trust me when I say I am not counting on anything sensible or expecting people to "side" with me, but wouldn't you say there are far worse issues for someone to complain about at work? Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I used to work in an office and would do silly things to amuse myself sometimes, but in a discreet and anonymous manner.Frankly, bleating like a goat is pretty weird and would make me uncomfortable. I wouldn't complain about it to a manager, but maybe I would gossip about it around the water cooler etc.Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, I think you should get tested for tourettes syndrome. Link to post Share on other sites
outsider13 0 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 ........ I bleated like a goat and.................. I feel a little sheepish .......Maybe you should have made sheep sounds then. Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Maybe you should have made sheep sounds then.AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAYeah, over reaction on her part imo. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,753 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 So, I work for a large financial institution in a back office function. I hardly ever deal with the public and most people are internal. We just moved and I sit in a fairly high traffic area which is annoying, but I'm fairly sociable and I can be a bit of a noise-maker/prankster, just small end stuff like singing a couple of song lines loudly, doing the fake gun thing, seeing if I can get peoples attention in unconventional ways. Yesterday, a new mailroom clerk had been dropping of some junk and I bleated like a goat and, when she looked at me, I said "Ha! Made you look!" Anyway, I thought that was the end of it, as I had chatted with her a little during the previous week and it looked like she got a chuckle from my stupidity. Then...today my manager, with whom I have an excellent relationship, approaches me and asks me into a meeting room and tells me the clerk went to her manager with this. How and why she might have done this escapes me. Frankly, I feel a little sheepish about it, but I'm also a little offended that someone would be so...sensitive(?).Your thoughts,please, and trust me when I say I am not counting on anything sensible or expecting people to "side" with me, but wouldn't you say there are far worse issues for someone to complain about at work?Quit acting like a 12 year old in a professional environment? Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 next time rape her Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Quit acting like a 12 year old in a professional environment? next time rape herI like the direction this thread is moving. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 So, I work for a large financial institution in a back office function. I hardly ever deal with the public and most people are internal. We just moved and I sit in a fairly high traffic area which is annoying, but I'm fairly sociable and I can be a bit of a noise-maker/prankster, just small end stuff like singing a couple of song lines loudly, doing the fake gun thing, seeing if I can get peoples attention in unconventional ways. Yesterday, a new mailroom clerk had been dropping of some junk and I bleated like a goat and, when she looked at me, I said "Ha! Made you look!" Anyway, I thought that was the end of it, as I had chatted with her a little during the previous week and it looked like she got a chuckle from my stupidity. Then...today my manager, with whom I have an excellent relationship, approaches me and asks me into a meeting room and tells me the clerk went to her manager with this. How and why she might have done this escapes me. Frankly, I feel a little sheepish about it, but I'm also a little offended that someone would be so...sensitive(?).Your thoughts,please, and trust me when I say I am not counting on anything sensible or expecting people to "side" with me, but wouldn't you say there are far worse issues for someone to complain about at work?Here are some rules for interaction at the office: Don't look at people. Don't talk to people.Don't walk past people. Don't stand near people. Don't scare people. Don't make noises around people.Don't be quiet around people. Don't say what you think to people. Don't eat in the vicinity of people. Don't make goat noises at people. I'm sure there are more. Basically, shut up and work. Don't be the office clown. Oh. And bleating like a goat is just weird. Weird, I tell you. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 So basically you act the same in real life as you do on here?Noted. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 So basically you act the same in real life as you do on here?Noted.Suited_Up: he says what everybody is thinking. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Suited_Up: he says what everybody is thinking.Woot! Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I'm with SalZuma. Sexual assault is the only solution. Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 haha, this thread has the potential to become G*O*L*D*E*N Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 1) There's a reason the movie "Office Space" has become such a cult classic. Behold the true "cost" of an office environment. Yes, you get paid pretty well to do what amounts to jack shit, but the tax those zombies levy upon your soul winds up taking it all back anyway. In so many ways, my felony conviction was the best thing that ever happened to me. It forcibly got me out of places like that and life has been so, so much better since. Had it not happened, I'd be right there with you, lamenting over the same shit and wondering how I was ever going to escape... 2) Yes, she is hypersensitive, however, you have to realize that people who voluntarily enslave themselves to those places every single day for what amounts to a middle income paycheck usually aren't going to be the sort of people who appreciate a little abstract humor. They can't laugh, as they're already dead inside so anything you do or say that might be humorous will simply come off as being bizarre and inappropriate. 3) Your only choice here is to either quit and go do something else, or start the internal death process so you can become like them. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Commit a felony so you don't have to go to your crappy job Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 2) Yes, she is hypersensitive, however, you have to realize that people who voluntarily enslave themselves to those places every single day for what amounts to a middle income paycheck usually aren't going to be the sort of people who appreciate a little abstract humor. They can't laugh, as they're already dead inside so anything you do or say that might be humorous will simply come off as being bizarre and inappropriate.i.e., next time rape her Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted May 16, 2008 Author Share Posted May 16, 2008 Quit acting like a 12 year old in a professional environment?Sez the guy with the Star Wars gif avatar :-) <3So basically you act the same in real life as you do on here?Noted.Kind of...I run kind of bipolar, I suppose...1) There's a reason the movie "Office Space" has become such a cult classic. Behold the true "cost" of an office environment. Yes, you get paid pretty well to do what amounts to jack shit, but the tax those zombies levy upon your soul winds up taking it all back anyway. In so many ways, my felony conviction was the best thing that ever happened to me. It forcibly got me out of places like that and life has been so, so much better since. Had it not happened, I'd be right there with you, lamenting over the same shit and wondering how I was ever going to escape... 2) Yes, she is hypersensitive, however, you have to realize that people who voluntarily enslave themselves to those places every single day for what amounts to a middle income paycheck usually aren't going to be the sort of people who appreciate a little abstract humor. They can't laugh, as they're already dead inside so anything you do or say that might be humorous will simply come off as being bizarre and inappropriate. 3) Your only choice here is to either quit and go do something else, or start the internal death process so you can become like them.Extremely thoughtful response, however I will never succumb to #3(B). Doing something else is much more likely, but as long as I'm here, it's cubicle Rick Rolls and abstractions a-plenty... Link to post Share on other sites
Max_Powers 0 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Next time do something more subtle, like hanging your ball-sack out of your fly. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, I think you should get tested for tourettes syndrome.It's funny that you say this because I work with Special Olympics, and I know a kid with tourettes who makes noises that are similar to a goat noise. I actually had to stay in a room with him at a swim competition, and that was pretty annoying but I got used to it. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 A workplace shooting spree is justified in this case. Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Dude, just stay on your meds Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 I called my co worker a slut in front of everyone as a well timed and thoughtful joke. Noone got it. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because a person who makes noises like that... is dangerous. And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you. Or maybe you shouldn't complain to management everytime I bleat like a goat. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 OMG....how did i not make a note in this thread..this is gold!imo...she is just being wierd.....they all know youre a fun-loving guy...just give it up..it was funy, it was wierd.///so the fuck what!? Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 goats are serious business Link to post Share on other sites
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