How Do You Answer? Will You Show Me Your Hand If I Fold?

[Poker Addict 0]

I start talking threatening gibberish Manson style. (not a rick roll, promise)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60Qd006FhWM"Why don't you want to talk to Charlie? You think if you don't talk to Charlie that I will just go away. But I can't go away because I am not even here!"

[Snake Plissken 0]

"you caw it's aaaawwwwww ovaaaa baaabeeee"i say this to anyone who ever asks me any question

seriously, this is a funny quote. Scotty FTW

[timwakefield 68]

Answer yes if you want them to fold. Answer no if you want them to call...

Um that's backwards, vs a reasonable opponent.

[No_Neck 0]

Um that's backwards, vs a reasonable opponent.

I love everything about all your sigs!

[DCJ001 0]

Just look confused and say, "sorry; no English" with whatever accent feels right.

[mtdesmoines 3]

I love everything about all your sigs!

Naismith will one day be the most quoted FCPer in history. Book it.

[yahaw 0]

When you're sitting at a poker table and somebody asks if you will show them your hand if they fold how do you answer? This will almost always give off some sort of read no matter what the situation...what's the best way to go about answering it?

Just say "no speaka de engliss" with any accent :)n/m someone beat me to it lol didnt read page 2 doh

[gatortom64 1]

I just smile at them. Let them draw their own conclusions.

[terradawg 0]

Just look confused and say, "sorry; no Engrish" with whatever accent feels right.

FYP.

[copernicus 0]

I start talking threatening gibberish Manson style. (not a rick roll, promise)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60Qd006FhWM"Why don't you want to talk to Charlie? You think if you don't talk to Charlie that I will just go away. But I can't go away because I am not even here!"

zomg thats funny. Definitely not a rickroll!

[TheRegime 0]

I just watched watched some actual Manson vids on youtube and the stuff he says and his crazy stop pose dancing is out of this world.

[Yoda 1]

Always say "Yes"...then if they fold, quickly muck your hand.

[Poker Addict 0]

I just watched watched some actual Manson vids on youtube and the stuff he says and his crazy stop pose dancing is out of this world.

He is definitely one of my favorite psychopaths

[Footballguru 0]

Its on you.

[SilentButDeadly3 0]

just challenge them to a game of wii

fyp

[Max_Powers 0]

I think a nice quiet "F*ck off." muttered under your breath is the way to go.

[chgocubs99 0]

I usually give a look like I'm stoned, which I have down pat considering I never actually have been. I kind of look up at the guy and "wha?" and put a confused look on my face. Since I never talk at the table this works well.They usually shut up at that point and go into some "hero" though process or staredown. Sometimes they'll ask again in which case I'll mumble to myself and then watch one of the TV's in the room or something until they decide what to do.

[timwakefield 68]

Against some people a "Sure I'll show" will get them to quickly fold. Against another opponent a "Sure I'll show" will get them to call you (as they read your "strength" as weakness). Don't say anything, unless the person is easily manipulatable and you have a good sense of how they will react.

[Wandigo 1]

If it's a homegame, it's very likely they have no idea how to pick up on any info by however you answer. I usually just tell em to SMD and then I call clock.

[XXEddie 0]

Answer yes if you want them to fold. Answer no if you want them to call

I've only read this thread to this post but this is one of the dumbest things I've read here in a while.

[Thriceknurd 0]

I've only read this thread to this post but this is one of the dumbest things I've read here in a while.

I forgot the SW can you forgive me? I thought it was obvious.Go Red Wings.

[Yoda 1]

I've only read this thread to this post but this is one of the dumbest things I've read here in a while.

Not as bad as your recent comments on the Aves/Wings before game 2.

[chrozzo 19]

just wink at himmost guys dont like tha tthough....expect a fight later on in the parking lot by some outraged homophobe

[nutzbuster 7]

I'll usually throw whatever I have close by (cell phone, beer bottle, etc.) as hard as I can and try to hit 'em right between the eyes.Normally this is the end of that line of questioning.

[mtdesmoines 3]

If it's a homegame, it's very likely they have no idea how to pick up on any info by however you answer. I usually just tell em to SMD and then I call clock.

I am *SO* going to do this the very next time someone in a casino does this to me.