Max_Powers 0 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 The sandwich was actually invented by a guy named the Earl of Sandwich.How crazy is that???!!!??? The only guy who can top that feat is the Earl of Blojobes. He invented soup. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 I wish you were the earl of shut the fuck up Link to post Share on other sites
fighter 4 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 I wish you were the earl of shut the fuck upso he can invent the toaster ? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 WHAT.......IN THE NAME OF ZEUS'S BUTTHOLE....IS GOING ON HERE? Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Was his middle name of? Link to post Share on other sites
freak2304 0 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 The sandwich was actually invented by a guy named the Earl of Sandwich.How crazy is that???!!!??? The only guy who can top that feat is the Earl of Blojobes. He invented soup. I wish you were the earl of shut the fuck up Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Jobe coulda used a blowjob. Link to post Share on other sites
Max_Powers 0 Posted April 27, 2008 Author Share Posted April 27, 2008 Also: The average adult male inadvertently consumes a food item intended solely as garnish 1.6 times per year. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 The bagel was created by Yosef Bagel in Austria in 1828.His cousin was Albert Cream-cheese. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 The bagel was created by Yosef Bagel in Austria in 1828.His cousin was Albert Cream-cheese. omfg!...i DID so just want to know thatTHANKYOU!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
yanski1234 0 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 How i wish to meet the inventor of sandwich. I think he is a brilliant man. Earl, Hope you can see more inventions around your surroundings. hope you can post better than this.___________gianskiNeed to reach targeted audience in short amount of time? A powerful new way to advertise online! http://www.widecircles.com Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 I wish you were the earl of shut the fuck upThat's the funniest thing I've read in days!Well done sir! Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 the inventor of the brasierre was Otto Titsling. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 The powers that be need to shut this place down for a few days. Let us all sit the next couple plays out. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 The Earl of sandwhich also inventer the sandwhich so he could eat with one hand and play cards with the otherSo poker player in a sense should get a small piece of the Subway franchise.Someone get the class action suit started and sign me up. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 NOW YOU'VE DONE IT! YOU'VE DONE PISSED BOB BARKER OFF! Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Random fact: Despite the fact that eye color does not normally affect visual acuity, nearly all the gunslingers in the Old West were described as having either very pale blue eyes or grey eyes. Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 The sandwich, you do realize, was named after its inventor. It's not like he said, "hey, I've just invented the sandwich." It got the name after the fact, in honor of...oh, never mind. Thomas Crapper and the flush toilet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper Link to post Share on other sites
NOFX_PUNK 0 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 The original actor to play Ronald Mcdonald is a veggie... Link to post Share on other sites
solderz 0 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Several of the first "Marlboro Country" cowboys were gay models, and at least two of the iconic Marlboro Man models died of lung cancer.Also, Uranus is tipped completely on its side, with its equator running from top to bottom and its poles where Earth's equator would be. This is thought to be the result of a massive collision. ---- Fry, snickering: Just don't make me smell Uranus.Professor Farnsworth: Oh, they changed the name of that planet to stop all those stupid jokes.Fry: What's it called now?Professor: Urectum. Link to post Share on other sites
cardcore 0 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Little known fact; bears wipe their ass with rabbits after they shit in the woods Link to post Share on other sites
freak2304 0 Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Little known fact; bears wipe their ass with rabbits after they shit in the woodsBut can you hear it? Wait.... Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 I wish you were the earl of shut the fuck upThank you for making me spit Hawaiin Punch on my comp screen at work.looooooooooooooooooooooool Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Saget 0 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Did you know that John Stamos has no gag reflex? Link to post Share on other sites
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