checkymcfold 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 outside of the smelly degens and the not washing hands thing, that is all kinda why i like live poker more than online. people being retarded and overly serious about shit they're terrible at is just ****ing adorable, imo. it's why babies learning to walk, crawl, whatever, the first time is so cute. same goes for 22 yr olds in sunglasses and WSOP hats. i'm pretty sure i saw one spit up on his WSOP jacket walking out broke once, too. Link to post Share on other sites
Merby 3 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Excellent Listadd chip trick performers to #7 please thoughHey! I like playing with my chips, and it has nothing to do with trying to impress my opponents. It has everything to do with needing to fiddle with something, so it might as well be my chips.I used to build chip palaces/towers too... until an opponent built a spiral chip tower out of the chips he won from me in a $1,000 pot. I suddenly realized that it could be annoying to your opponents.But I will never give up playing with my chips. Even though it is giving me carpal tunnel syndrome. Link to post Share on other sites
Merby 3 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 9. Multitablers. Link to post Share on other sites
david_keena 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 9. Multitablers.when people use terms like "raisy daisy". then minraise. Link to post Share on other sites
SilentButDeadly3 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 He said success. Pretty sure Mike Matusow acknowledging you online does not count as moderate success.Thank you, try again.ER's sharkscope is actually decent, and the poster said "little" online success, not "moderate." I would quantify this as little and then thinking he's the shit.1,444 $2 $10 14% $2,505 So I guess this is where I say: Thank you, try again. And make you look like a fool.I never thought I'd be using Ryland's positive sharkscope as a way of proving a point. Oh how I have fallen. Link to post Share on other sites
AndyZ28 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 473. People who say they hate sucking out on nice people,.....after they just sucked out on you.642. People who forget to post their blind and/or ante. Get with the program, *******. (I don't mean like once in awhile, I'm talking about the guy who forgets EVERY orbit.)287. Players who way overvalue their hand in a tournament. "$500." Meanwhile the other player is dumbfounded why this guy just bet 500 into a $100 pot.89. People who shuffle their two cards over each other 20,000 times before finally looking at them.3475. Players who gripe about never winning a hand.Edit: 435. Players who say they're going to get something to eat and are gone for an hour or more with a possible empty seat that can't be filled. GR!Etc. etc. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I'd like to add to this one... This extends to any poker hat or T-shirt. Also to dudes that wear sunglasses at like 3/6 and 5/10 LHE.Didn't you make some Doyle Brunson t-shirts awhile back and you had it as your avatar for the longest time? Link to post Share on other sites
Dapper Dan G 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 1. Stinky peoplelive bet sizing makes me laugh too Link to post Share on other sites
dereeekho 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 $15 raises at 1/2 Link to post Share on other sites
AndyZ28 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 $15 raises at 1/2Sadly, you pretty much have to raise it this high to get people off of bad hands. They simply don't realize that a raise to $7 PF is 3.5x the BB and they should probably fold their marginal hand. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 LOL at the seemingly unanimous concensus that most live players stink and never wash their hands.There are pros and cons to both online and live, obv.I think it would do some of the more anti social online only types some good to crawl out and re discover the real world once in a while. Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I think it would do some of the more anti social online only types some good to crawl out and re discover the real world once in a while.NEVER! Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 NEVER! Dustin B) Link to post Share on other sites
steve73 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 people who constantly berate the dealerpeople who comment on hands they are not in. someone saying "he can't fold now he's pot committed" have cost me before Link to post Share on other sites
southsidepoker 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Players that ask constantly for deck changes. I was sitting in 3/6 one day and some asian guy, in a span of 30 minutes, asked for 3 deck changes. I wanted to pull his chair over to the empty table behind us.This is definitely one of my pet peeves, all the decks have the same cards in them buddy. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 $15 raises at 1/2seriously? this is i think my favourite part about live poker. that and the 3 callers. Link to post Share on other sites
xzanos 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 This is definitely one of my pet peeves, all the decks have the same cards in them buddy.But the person asking for the deck change obv doesn't suck, so it must be the cards that suck. Link to post Share on other sites
HoosierAlum 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I've actually considered wearing latex gloves, like, SERIOUSLY considered it, after...Last time I was at Commerce I saw some kid playing lhe and he was wearing blue latex gloves.. Link to post Share on other sites
southsidepoker 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 But the person asking for the deck change obv doesn't suck, so it must be the cards that suck.Something has to change these cards I havent won a hand in ten minutes.We have this old guy that plays at our game that is a habitual blamer of decks/dealer not shuffling good and/or using that "damn vegas shuffle" for his losing ways. Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 People with sunglasses at 1/2NL. I can stand people wearing their hoods but sunglasses at 1/2 is just atrocious.I wear a hood at the table, but I dont do a phil laak. It is down all the time.Great list man, although you really should have added hat and sunglasses to it.edit:and speaking of $15 raises, if you play at Star Shitty in Sydney, you will get $22 preflop raises at 1/2It is just a gamble game there. Link to post Share on other sites
looshle 6 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Last time I was at Commerce I saw some kid playing lhe and he was wearing blue latex gloves..he's like a rocket scientist but not really, something that you need to be as smart for though Link to post Share on other sites
Shakey90 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 people who draw on their hands and then act like their hand is a person...i mean seriously people....why hasn't someone bitch slapped that dude and been like "just phucking stop!!!!"...i would pay good money to see that Link to post Share on other sites
StickyBun 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Yes...what's amazing is nothing annoying ever happens when playing online. Ever.At least these people get OUT into the world, compared to the unwashed, fat, stench-ridden loads sitting in their underwear with one hand on the mouse and the other Doritos-stained hand in their underwear while porn is running and their social-skills continue to go undeveloped and retard even further. Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I know everyone immed thought someone with the initials ER after reading this.No.....must be just you Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Yes...what's amazing is nothing annoying ever happens when playing online. Ever.At least these people get OUT into the world, compared to the unwashed, fat, stench-ridden loads sitting in their underwear with one hand on the mouse and the other Doritos-stained hand in their underwear while porn is running and their social-skills continue to go undeveloped and retard even further.But we don't have to see these people so it is ok. Link to post Share on other sites
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