aadams_22 3 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 I'm not gonna lie. That Harry Potter chick aint ugly.that's not a chick Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 So I'm watching the WSOP and they keep showin Ferguson's gf or wife or whatever and I swear to dog I saw her in a porn...maybe it's just the lighting. Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 So I'm watching the WSOP and they keep showin Ferguson's gf or wife or whatever and I swear to dog I saw her in a porn...maybe it's just the lighting.maybe she's a porn star Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 maybe she's a porn starWell then, good for him! Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Well then, good for him!well if he's into pounding holes that have been pounded by dozens of other men is his thing then yes good for him Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 well if he's into pounding holes that have been pounded by dozens of other men is his thing then yes good for himMore than one would think of 'em have, pornstar or no. Don't believe the "I've only slept with 3 guys" bs."37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Yea. I've slept with way more than 3 guys More than one would think of 'em have, pornstar or no.worst sentence evergirls. I mean girls. GIRLS! CHEST Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 "37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"Nice Clerks reference Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Yea. I've slept with way more than 3 guysworst sentence evergirls. I mean girls. GIRLS! CHESTYeah I didn't complete my edit there. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 that's not a chickwe get it dude, you're gay. and we're okay with that. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Yeah I didn't complete my edit there.I needed something in between the other parts of my post. Also, it made me laugh more than it should've. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 I needed something in between the other parts of my post. Also, it made me laugh more than it should've.Well thanks for making a spectacle of my grammatical short comings simply to serve as your comedic buffer zone.Dick. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Well thanks for making a spectacle of my grammatical short comings simply to serve as your comedic buffer zone.Dick.sorry, bubbles. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 sorry, bubbles.Awwwwwwwww, I can't stay mad at you. Now come 'ere and gimme some sugah. Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 thought for the day: it has to be a terrifying end for a horny moth to be flying toward your perfect mate, only to realize too late it was your reflection in the water. as you drown, your last thought is that in your search for sex you only f'd yourself. Link to post Share on other sites
onlyme386 0 Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 hola foolhow's the real world treating you?working 55-65 hours a week, meetings till 7pm on Fridays, meetings at 7am on Saturdays...Why can't the world understand me? Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 This died when i was gone? blah.Let's start it back up this way:You win some silly VISA contest and get a $10,000 one day Brewster-Million's style shopping spree... What do you buy? Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 This died when i was gone? blah.Let's start it back up this way:You win some silly VISA contest and get a $10,000 one day Brewster-Million's style shopping spree... What do you buy?whores Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 This died when i was gone? blah.Let's start it back up this way:You win some silly VISA contest and get a $10,000 one day Brewster-Million's style shopping spree... What do you buy?Where the hell you been? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 This died when i was gone? blah.Let's start it back up this way:You win some silly VISA contest and get a $10,000 one day Brewster-Million's style shopping spree... What do you buy?cases of belgian beer in bulk Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 This died when i was gone? blah.Let's start it back up this way:You win some silly VISA contest and get a $10,000 one day Brewster-Million's style shopping spree... What do you buy?Benson. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Benson. ?Actually, searching for benson brings up a ton of Anna Benson, who is far more pleasing to the eye: Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 I initially meant the manservant, but now I'm definitely going with Anna. She'd probably cost a helluvalot more than $10k though. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 I initially meant the manservant, but now I'm definitely going with Anna. She'd probably cost a helluvalot more than $10k though.Agreed.. Although the Benson TV show actually stands up extremely well over time. Between that and Soap it's a wonder how Robert Guillame didn't take the world by storm, for a longer period of time at least. Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Where the hell you been? Link to post Share on other sites
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