donk4life 34 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Punch her hard in the stomach, just to be safe. No reason to take a chance.I thought about it, but then she might call the cops on me."Officer, I was only trying to prevent a pregnancy"Hopefully the officer would be courteous enough to understand that.. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 It's super easy to kill babies nowadays. No worries. And it's totally legal! What an awesome country! Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 It's super easy to kill babies nowadays. No worries. And it's totally legal! What an awesome country!She already said if I knocked her up she's not getting an abortion.. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 She already said if I knocked her up she's not getting an abortion..owned. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 She already said if I knocked her up she's not getting an abortion..owned. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Both.. I think...Could some of her fluids leak onto the base? Because after sex my balls always feel sticky and wet..Probably her fluids. So, if you two are going to have intercourse regularly, even if it's only a few times a month, you may want to consider some additional method of birth control. You've only been dating five months and are probably not ready to deal with the repercussions of an unwanted pregnancy. If she won't do the pill, which is her prerogative, get some spermicidal jelly. Put the jelly in the reservoir tip of the condom before you put it on. This will give the give the sperm a bath of poison which should eradicate them. Then if you have leakage, it's no big deal. I don't recommend putting the spermicide anywhere that it might come in contact with her vagina, as this is a sensitive mucous membrane and the nonoxynol-9 is irritating. I know the pill has many side effects and that may be her reason for not wanting to use it, but consider her motives for not being on another form of birth control. There are many options available to sexually active women and I guess I find it suspect that she isn't on one of them. Get the spermicide before you do her again. Oh, and bravo on the 2 orgasms in 15 minutes. What are you, 20? Most men are cursing you as a lucky bastage about now. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Probably her fluids. So, if you two are going to have intercourse regularly, even if it's only a few times a month, you may want to consider some additional method of birth control. You've only been dating five months and are probably not ready to deal with the repercussions of an unwanted pregnancy. If she won't do the pill, which is her prerogative, get some spermicidal jelly. Put the jelly in the reservoir tip of the condom before you put it on. This will give the give the sperm a bath of poison which should eradicate them. Then if you have leakage, it's no big deal. I don't recommend putting the spermicide anywhere that it might come in contact with her vagina, as this is a sensitive mucous membrane and the nonoxynol-9 is irritating. I know the pill has many side effects and that may be her reason for not wanting to use it, but consider her motives for not being on another form of birth control. There are many options available to sexually active women and I guess I find it suspect that she isn't on one of them. Get the spermicide before you do her again. Oh, and bravo on the 2 orgasms in 15 minutes. What are you, 20? Most men are cursing you as a lucky bastage about now.Where can I find spermicide Jelly? I've heard about it, and quite frankly I think I need it.. Because yeah I can basically have an orgasm but maintain a full erection and go again.. and I just turned 19...Her reasoning for not being another form is because condoms have yet to fail her.. I hate to say this, but she told me her and old boyfriend used to have sex like 9 to 10 times a week and she wasn't on anything and just used condoms and it never failed, so I think she's going with what has worked...Edit: and I'm not justifying my actions, but it would honestly be possible for semen to leak out if the same erection is maintained? Prior to her I had sex one time and did this but kinda lost the erection and it slipped off and I know it leaked, but in this case the condom was still on full after it was all said and done... Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Where can I find spermicide Jelly? I've heard about it, and quite frankly I think I need it.. Because yeah I can basically have an orgasm but maintain a full erection and go again.. and I just turned 19...have you considered a career in the pornography industry? Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 have you considered a career in the pornography industry?Do you honestly think they'd take a man with an average sized penis? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Do you honestly think they'd take a man with an average sized penis?depends if you go gay or not.And I've seen alot of porns with averaged sized penises. I hear lot of porn isn't about **** size, but it's about being able to achieve and maintain a erection, about not cumming too fast, or if you do cum fast, being able to stay errect. You don't really have to have huge **** to be in porn.That said, if by " average sized" you really meant "small penis" then, um.. no, probably not, unless you wanted to be in some hard core Female Domination humiliation porn. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 depends if you go gay or not.And I've seen alot of porns with averaged sized penises. I hear lot of porn isn't about **** size, but it's about being able to achieve and maintain a erection, about not cumming too fast, or if you do cum fast, being able to stay errect. You don't really have to have huge **** to be in porn.That said, if by " average sized" you really meant "small penis" then, um.. no, probably not, unless you wanted to be in some hard core Female Domination humiliation porn.No no, average is the right word..I may have to consider it, especially if she gets preggo.. I need money from somewhere... Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Where can I find spermicide Jelly? I've heard about it, and quite frankly I think I need it.. Because yeah I can basically have an orgasm but maintain a full erection and go again.. and I just turned 19...Her reasoning for not being another form is because condoms have yet to fail her.. I hate to say this, but she told me her and old boyfriend used to have sex like 9 to 10 times a week and she wasn't on anything and just used condoms and it never failed, so I think she's going with what has worked...Edit: and I'm not justifying my actions, but it would honestly be possible for semen to leak out if the same erection is maintained? Prior to her I had sex one time and did this but kinda lost the erection and it slipped off and I know it leaked, but in this case the condom was still on full after it was all said and done...Anything is possible, that is why the spermicidal jelly is so important. Also, condoms may not have failed her yet, but once again, anything is possible. I found this on drugstore.com. It's even on sale! You won't need the applicator if you're going to use it in the condom. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Here you go DonkWhile results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average erect human penis is approximately 12.9–15cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length with a 95% confidence interval of (10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) (or, equivalently, (4.23 in, 7.53 in))[10][11][12]. The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.85 in) when fully erect. The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size (or, put another way, most penises are below average in size).And with your unusual ability to go and go and go, porn maybe your calling. Or gigilo. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Here you go DonkWhile results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average erect human penis is approximately 12.9–15cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length with a 95% confidence interval of (10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) (or, equivalently, (4.23 in, 7.53 in))[10][11][12]. The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.85 in) when fully erect. The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size (or, put another way, most penises are below average in size).And with your unusual ability to go and go and go, porn maybe your calling. Or gigilo.I'M WITHIN 2 STANDARD DEVIATIONS OF AVERAGE!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I'M WITHIN 2 STANDARD DEVIATIONS OF AVERAGE!!!Did you just jerk it and measure? Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Did you just jerk it and measure?I did Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I didits much easier with two people Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 its much easier with two peopleJerking?freak Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Here you go DonkWhile results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average erect human penis is approximately 12.9–15cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length with a 95% confidence interval of (10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) (or, equivalently, (4.23 in, 7.53 in))[10][11][12]. The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.85 in) when fully erect. The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size (or, put another way, most penises are below average in size).And with your unusual ability to go and go and go, porn maybe your calling. Or gigilo.Right in the middle, just where I want to be..I wish I wouldn't freak out over stuff like this, lately this worrying has made sex unenjoyable for me... sigh.. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Did you just jerk it and measure?I keep certain statistics on file. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Unreal how many people will vote for this idiot based solely on his race. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Unreal how many people will vote for this idiot based solely on his race.I'm not going to vote for him, even though I've met him and liked him quite a lot... but as usual this is just a really stupid post.It's also unreal how many people will NOT vote for that idiot based solely on his race. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I'm not going to vote for him, even though I've met him and liked him quite a lot... but as usual this is just a really stupid post.It's also unreal how many people will NOT vote for that idiot based solely on his race.It's unreal how many people there are. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Here you go DonkWhile results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average erect human penis is approximately 12.9–15cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length with a 95% confidence interval of (10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) (or, equivalently, (4.23 in, 7.53 in))[10][11][12]. The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.85 in) when fully erect. The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size (or, put another way, most penises are below average in size).And with your unusual ability to go and go and go, porn maybe your calling. Or gigilo.This post just increased my sexual confidence quite a bit. Average is tiny... you guys are suckers. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 It's unreal how many people there are. Link to post Share on other sites
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