Royal_Tour 0 Posted January 5, 2008 Author Share Posted January 5, 2008 I'm going to venetian in like 20 minutes, I'm gonna look for Jennifer Love Hewitt and show her this thread.... I'll be there too actually.. I played today and got stuck 2 buyins at 1/2NL.so I'm pissed and i'm gonna go tilt away with lag tard type plays.i'll pm u my # Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I'm going to venetian in like 20 minutes, I'm gonna look for Jennifer Love Hewitt and show her this thread.... Obv Verizon Voyager phone brag!However, I think I speak for everyone here when I say, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT! Make sure you have a picture of Mitch though so he can be spotted before he comes in and she can avoid her stalker. Link to post Share on other sites
AceJackOffS 0 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 tell her what time it is Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Tell her which way Tao Beach is!!Actually... "Show" her!! Link to post Share on other sites
DoinSublime 0 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 If you really have game the only line you need is 'hi, i'm <insert name>', and the rest works itself out.get on it already. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Tell her which way Tao Beach is!!Actually... "Show" her!!You guys get this right? Link to post Share on other sites
CBrownOSU04 0 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 at a casino i go to there are just beautiful women everywhere, i asked this one for a napkin and wrote on it"would you like to go back and watch a movie with me tonight?"then i wrote yes, no, maybe each with a box next to it, straight billy madison style, she proceeded to come up to me and my friends and say "ask me like a man next time" so i did and she promptly came back, i kind of like the spunkyness out of her, just gotta have the balls, i was drunk and trying to be cute though Link to post Share on other sites
Boners_Galore 0 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 As someone who is gifted with the art of the boner my most precious piece of advice to you would be to simply . . ."ease it in like a gentleman"too many young men are much to quick and careless, I'm telling you just take your time and it will pay great dividends-boners_galore out- Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 As someone who is gifted with the art of the boner my most precious piece of advice to you would be to simply . . ."ease it in like a gentleman"too many young men are much to quick and careless, I'm telling you just take your time and it will pay great dividends-boners_galore out-winner Link to post Share on other sites
PrtyPSux 0 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 As someone who is gifted with the art of the boner my most precious piece of advice to you would be to simply . . ."ease it in like a gentleman"too many young men are much to quick and careless, I'm telling you just take your time and it will pay great dividends-boners_galore out-I can't stop laughing at boners galore and his avatar....literally lol'ing... Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 I'll be there too actually.. I played today and got stuck 2 buyins at 1/2NL.so I'm pissed and i'm gonna go tilt away with lag tard type plays.i'll pm u my #How do the rest of us get your number ? Link to post Share on other sites
blakheart 3 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 How do the rest of us get your number ?Ask the waitress? Link to post Share on other sites
mikeysong 0 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 so what's the status on this girl mitch Link to post Share on other sites
DinkDonk 1 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 I can't stop laughing at boners galore and his avatar....literally lol'ing...QFT. Didn't even notice the av at first, but went back and gave a good lol. Link to post Share on other sites
Roberts2003 0 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 tell her you have a strong 9=100% chance of workingoh and also i wanna meet all of you guys too. someone tell me when the next FCP weekend is. Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Pretty sure JC has already banged her by now. I heard he whispered something about FCP POY to her and.....well it was easy after that obv. Link to post Share on other sites
Elo and AG 0 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 BUMP, BUMP, BUMP.......Don't mean to put pressure on you Royal, but we need updates...... I'm pullin for ya..... Guess that's what happens when I've been with the same GF for 12 years Have you seen her again ? Have you talked to her besides ordering a drink ? If all else fail, the desperate last line you could use is:Royal: I have 50% chances of sleeping with you tonight......The Girl: How come ??Royal: I want....Either she starts laughing, or give you a slap in the face..... Good luck and Take it down...... Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Take Yoga. Blow Yourself. Enlightenment is a spooge in the eye away... Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased 0 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Take Yoga. Blow Yourself. Enlightenment is a spooge in the eye away...quoted, because it's too damn funny not to.Definitely funniest post of 2008.Dude, just show her this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
BLsmoothy 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 How come there is still no photo and no update?I'm trying to live vicariously through someones sex life seeing as how I've been married 5 years and that part of life seems to be few and far between. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Author Share Posted January 9, 2008 I've been sick for the last few days. sorry.I've now noticed JC there a coupletimes after reading this thread. lol.. he says he likes the Jennifer love hewitt type. also, baahh. the longer this goes on the worse. was playing last night and some guy who i've played with before says, so how u liking it out here??i say, its great, love it. etc etc.. he asks, have i met any girls who are legit? so i said "well. not yet, but some of the ones working here are solid"he immediately replies with "U must be talking about that short petite one."anyways... making the move asap. meaning next time i see her.. its push or fold IMO. cant call Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 I've been sick for the last few days. sorry.I've now noticed JC there a coupletimes after reading this thread. lol.. he says he likes the Jennifer love hewitt type.He wouldn't say that if he's seen some recent pics of her. Her ass is huge. Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 I've been sick for the last few days. sorry.I've now noticed JC there a coupletimes after reading this thread. lol.. he says he likes the Jennifer love hewitt type. also, baahh. the longer this goes on the worse. was playing last night and some guy who i've played with before says, so how u liking it out here??i say, its great, love it. etc etc.. he asks, have i met any girls who are legit? so i said "well. not yet, but some of the ones working here are solid"he immediately replies with "U must be talking about that short petite one."anyways... making the move asap. meaning next time i see her.. its push or fold IMO. cant callDoooo itttt Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 I've been sick for the last few days. sorry.I've now noticed JC there a coupletimes after reading this thread. lol.. he says he likes the Jennifer love hewitt type. also, baahh. the longer this goes on the worse. was playing last night and some guy who i've played with before says, so how u liking it out here??i say, its great, love it. etc etc.. he asks, have i met any girls who are legit? so i said "well. not yet, but some of the ones working here are solid"he immediately replies with "U must be talking about that short petite one."anyways... making the move asap. meaning next time i see her.. its push or fold IMO. cant callMen never fold. Ever. You never know what she's holding and it's always worth seeing. Link to post Share on other sites
mikeysong 0 Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 do i get any money if I fly in and take her before mitch does? Link to post Share on other sites
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