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Ok, 1st I know asking the forum how to pick up chicks is like asking a priest how to chose the lead choir boy. (half the responses wont make sense, and the other half will be lies) but here goes.There is this waitress at a casino i play at. Im not sure of her age, she could be 19 - 25. I have no clue, she has the kind of face that looks like she ages well. she also doesnt really look like she fits in as a cocktail waitress, which to me says, maybe shes in school, or just living in vegas/waitressing for fun. I have no idea how i should go about asking her some personal questions. or better yet, asking her out.all the girls i've ever picked up have been from work, school, friends of friends.... Only once i picked up a cashier, but had to visit the store for 2 weeks until i grew balls.and other times i've been drunk and picked up at bars. mostly cuz i dance their faces off. So, lets begin.. my current idea is to keep playing until i see her again, when she comes by for drink orders, it would go like this:Me:, hey can i get a water please.wait until she leaves our table.walk over to her, "hey sorry, actually forget the water, I'm gona take off....*quick smile*, how long are you stuck here for?"her: smile back, i'm here for 2 more hours.me: lame potatoes, you doing anything later? I'm thinking of getting some food but i'm new here and hate eating alone. wanna join? her: sure, let me just unzip my dress.Me: dont worry about it, i'll be quick. and scene.....?

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Ok, 1st I know asking the forum how to pick up chicks is like asking a priest how to chose the lead choir boy. (half the responses wont make sense, and the other half will be lies) but here goes.There is this waitress at a casino i play at. Im not sure of her age, she could be 19 - 25. I have no clue, she has the kind of face that looks like she ages well. she also doesnt really look like she fits in as a cocktail waitress, which to me says, maybe shes in school, or just living in vegas/waitressing for fun. I have no idea how i should go about asking her some personal questions. or better yet, asking her out.all the girls i've ever picked up have been from work, school, friends of friends.... Only once i picked up a cashier, but had to visit the store for 2 weeks until i grew balls.and other times i've been drunk and picked up at bars. mostly cuz i dance their faces off. So, lets begin.. my current idea is to keep playing until i see her again, when she comes by for drink orders, it would go like this:Me:, hey can i get a water please.wait until she leaves our table.walk over to her, "hey sorry, actually forget the water, I'm gona take off....*quick smile*, how long are you stuck here for?"her: smile back, i'm here for 2 more hours.me: lame potatoes, you doing anything later? I'm thinking of getting some food but i'm new here and hate eating alone. wanna join? her: sure, let me just unzip my dress.Me: dont worry about it, i'll be quick. and scene.....?
bbfidts...i mean gl!!!
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hold your horses!although, i might end up open folding in the heat of the moment and crumble like Troyomac at a final table.
lol...are we at least a flipament here?
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hold your horses!although, i might end up open folding in the heat of the moment and crumble like Troyomac at a final table.
you should prolly flash her a bunch of 1 dollar and 3 dollar chips to let her know u mean business.....also ask her how many times shes tried to be picked up by a poker player
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you should prolly flash her a bunch of 1 dollar and 3 dollar chips to let her know u mean business.....also ask her how many times shes tried to be picked up by a poker player
thats the thing. i guarantee they get hit on a lot. but i doubt that someone has actually put in a good case towards her. I'm just gonna watch Office Space, and pull some straight up Peter shit.tell her i like her flair, and that I wanna watch kung fu with her.
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thats the thing. i guarantee they get hit on a lot. but i doubt that someone has actually put in a good case towards her. I'm just gonna watch Office Space, and pull some straight up Peter shit.tell her i like her flair, and that I wanna watch kung fu with her.
alright you have to attack vegas girls in stagesstage 1. make strippers like you stage 2. make strippers like you for your personalitystage 3. shut down the stock market with a click of a buttong...wait thats live free die hardstage 4. move to vegas club girlsstage 5. move to cocktail waitress'
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alright you have to attack vegas girls in stagesstage 1. make strippers like you stage 2. make strippers like you for your personalitystage 3. shut down the stock market with a click of a buttong...wait thats live free die hardstage 4. move to vegas club girlsstage 5. move to cocktail waitress'
dude, thats going to take forever. i'm not properly rolled to make strippers like me, so Im gonna have to grind it out for another few months before i can even start this attack
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my buddy tried to pick up a cocktail waitress once.... he asked her if he could buy her a drink and she gave him a glare..... then he realized how it sounded and he said "No, I mean later..." Needless to say he didn't get the date but ended up taking home a black jack dealer... go figure.but gl

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my buddy tried to pick up a cocktail waitress once.... he asked her if he could buy her a drink and she gave him a glare..... then he realized how it sounded and he said "No, I mean later..." Needless to say he didn't get the date but ended up taking home a black jack dealer... go figure.but gl
hmm.. see i thought about doing somethng similar. like she comes over and says. "Drinks??"and then i reply with "well, I was gonna keep playing, but sure, i'll join you for a drink" then she would laugh, and unzip her dress.
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hmm.. see i thought about doing somethng similar. like she comes over and says. "Drinks??"and then i reply with "well, I was gonna keep playing, but sure, i'll join you for a drink" then she would laugh, and unzip her dress.
my guess on that one is she has probably heard it..... but thats just a guessby the way I have absolutely no play cuz I've been dating the same girl for 4 years so... I should probably refrain from posting in this thread
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Wait until she gets off work one night then follow her to her car/the bus/ whatever and then home. Then randomly show up at her house or walk up to her as shes walking to her car in the parking lot...Definitely will get you laid

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Just order a drink from her. Then talk to the players at the table light-heartedly and get a good rapour going, and save your best joke until she's walking over, and then when she (now impressed by your obviously great sense of humour) is giving you your drink, say something along the lines of:"I feel bad letting you wait on me hand and foot. I bet your boyfriend doesn't even get this treatment"Then she'll be all "I actually don't have a boyfriend""In that case, what time shall I pick you up tonight?"Something stupid, but confident, like that, perhaps?

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Wait until she gets off work one night then follow her to her car/the bus/ whatever and then home. Then randomly show up at her house or walk up to her as shes walking to her car in the parking lot...Definitely will get you laid
lol, seriously, funniest post of 08 so far
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Just order a drink from her. Then talk to the players at the table light-heartedly and get a good rapour going, and save your best joke until she's walking over, and then when she (now impressed by your obviously great sense of humour) is giving you your drink, say something along the lines of:"I feel bad letting you wait on me hand and foot. I bet your boyfriend doesn't even get this treatment"Then she'll be all "I actually don't have a boyfriend""In that case, what time shall I pick you up tonight?"Something stupid, but confident, like that, perhaps?
The boyfriend part brings up another issue.i think lots of people ask "do yu have a boyfriend/girlfriend" right away. IMO, who cares. if she says yes, i'm still going to want to pound her vag. if she says, No. i will pound her vag, and back to the Yes part... I'll dirty my way in and make her leave him for me.
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The boyfriend part brings up another issue.i think lots of people ask "do yu have a boyfriend/girlfriend" right away. IMO, who cares. if she says yes, i'm still going to want to pound her vag. if she says, No. i will pound her vag, and back to the Yes part... I'll dirty my way in and make her leave him for me.
If you look anything like Ray's sig, she's gonna say no anyway, so go with the parking lot approach, at least it will be dark.
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If you look anything like Ray's sig, she's gonna say no anyway, so go with the parking lot approach, at least it will be dark.
ya that doesnt really help.i was wasted and took the picture myself. and the cropping job of my hair is brutal.damn it, you're right. i'l just drug her
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Wait until she gets off work one night then follow her to her car/the bus/ whatever and then home. Then randomly show up at her house or walk up to her as shes walking to her car in the parking lot...Definitely will get you laid
LLLLLLLLOL definatley will impress herand the point at being underrolled.........you are in vegas, getting with a chick is not going to be cheapi suggest you turn to dump.comor start getting with really down to earth boys
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