HubDub04 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!We have freezing rain here in Wisconsin and my boss just called me and told me to take the day off! Should I:Stay at home and grind some online mtts.Play a live cg with a better +ev for me.Masturbate like 5 times.Call a bust down whore that I haven't nailed in like 3 months to come over and have a long sex session.Shovel snow.I need ideas. Link to post Share on other sites
Willing 2 Die 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Def shovel some snow and masturbate 5 times. STDs are -EV. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Grind some online MTT's.... masturbation optional. You could be floppin sets while you're squeezin out some knuckle children. Link to post Share on other sites
sagedecarte 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 shovel snow and build a fort, then take laptop into fort and reg for some mtts. then in the privacy of your fort you can masturbate all you want, and also possibly host a live cash game in it.snow forts = +ev Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Grind some online MTT's.... masturbation optional. You could be floppin sets while you're squeezin out some knuckle children. omg, genuine LOL. Ive never heard that one before. Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 omg, genuine LOL. Ive never heard that one before.so not genuine. Link to post Share on other sites
jmbreslin 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 The fact that nobody has voted for the booty call suggests that you guys spend way too much time in front of your computers.You need to find a compromise. Call the hoochie, give it to her, and then kick her out so you can play some poker. Link to post Share on other sites
mr_druid 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I just went outside to put out the garbage, and it's shitty out. I hope my boss calls soon, otherwise i'm going into work in a few hours.Tom. Link to post Share on other sites
rivergirl 2 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 today is a scheduled day off for me weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! It's really great cause freezing rain and i would NEVER get called to stay home. Playing poker and doing laundry. Link to post Share on other sites
bigstack1980 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!We have freezing rain here in Wisconsin and my boss just called me and told me to take the day off! Should I:Stay at home and grind some online mtts.Play a live cg with a better +ev for me.Masturbate like 5 times.Call a bust down whore that I haven't nailed in like 3 months to come over and have a long sex session.Shovel snow.I need ideas.I say call the old dirty whore and do your thing while yall shovel snow.... I also heard that an erection last longer in the cold weather... which means more mileage out of those old bags.... Link to post Share on other sites
natedawg2 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 OK rubadubdub heres what you do. Get really drunk and throw snowballs at little kids, rub one out, fiend some MTT's, rub one out(possibly at the same time), call hooker and finish by rubbing one out on her face. Case closed. Thank you-Natedaggitydawg2 Link to post Share on other sites
fitzinabox 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 omg, genuine LOL. Ive never heard that one before.I have missed you, friend! Link to post Share on other sites
acesup85 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I say call the whore, bend her over with your laptop on her back. This way you can rail her while playing the mtts. You will be railing and playing at the same time! Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 call the whore. When you are done you can play all the poker you want. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 It's hilarious that all the posts start with "Call the Whore"Exact same wording. Priceless. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I say call the old dirty whore and do your thing while yall shovel snow.... I also heard that an erection last longer in the cold weather... which means more mileage out of those old bags....This contradicts the shrinkage theory.I need proof. Link to post Share on other sites
HubDub04 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 I called the whore and nailed her 2 times. I feel relaxed, but I am going to the casino tonite to play some 3/5 NL so I need to get some energy back if i'm gonna play a 10 hour session through the night. Link to post Share on other sites
WhatArunAA 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 You have a job? Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I called the whore and nailed her 2 times. I feel relaxed, but I am going to the casino tonite to play some 3/5 NL so I need to get some energy back if i'm gonna play a 10 hour session through the night.ttiwwv Link to post Share on other sites
Ex_Matt 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I just got the callI got tomorrow off!! ship it one tiiiime. Link to post Share on other sites
HubDub04 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 You have a job?Yes, mainly helping out a former business associate. I am overseeing a few employees of his and telling him why they suck at selling, I am finding I am using a lot of my poker skills in assessing problems that they have and ways to correct them.I'm still a poker player first, working man second.I make like 4k more a month simply because I grind cash games, but this job makes it look better for my taxes etc. Link to post Share on other sites
Mackenzieee 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 id be calling that whore and ****ing all day....and drinking..just me though..lol pussy>online poker Link to post Share on other sites
Ex_Matt 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 pussy>online pokerThat all depends, they're both -ev most of the time, at least online poker is predictable. Link to post Share on other sites
Mackenzieee 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 That all depends, they're both -ev most of the time, at least online poker is predictable.lol nice Link to post Share on other sites
EStormOk 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 That all depends, they're both -ev most of the time, at least online poker is predictable.do you know how I know your.....nevermind, to easy. Link to post Share on other sites
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