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#263101 Essay21

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 01:15 PM

Anything for you, four. I知 tumuscent with excitement at Scott Frost. He really is the complete package.

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 01:28 PM

Just to be clear, i知 not actually mad or whatever at Napa

I知 sad that I failed him, and failed myself.
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Posted 01 January 2018 - 01:30 PM

Did I mention I bought a robot vacuum? It has made my place so much more hospitable. I didn稚 think it could possibly be worth $150 or whatever, but not having a layer of dust and hair on my socks from walking 10 steps is nice.
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Posted 01 January 2018 - 02:26 PM

View PostRon_Mexico, on 01 January 2018 - 12:43 PM, said:



Donate them and the jacket to a homeless shelter and send me the receipt, and then don’t ever addess me again

The shirts are already in our donate box but you can pry that jacket from my cold dead fingers.

View PostInternetExplorer, on 01 January 2018 - 01:30 PM, said:

Did I mention I bought a robot vacuum? It has made my place so much more hospitable. I didn’t think it could possibly be worth $150 or whatever, but not having a layer of dust and hair on my socks from walking 10 steps is nice.

I love mine. Just makes the place look that much more tidy and it forces me to actually clean stuff up so the vacuum can actually run.

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 02:33 PM

The party I was at Saturday night...they had a tobacco roller out on the table. I don't know why anybody who smokes a lot doesn't get one of these things. It was like $50 for the injector, $7 for a box of 250 rolled papers w/ filter and then a $10 bag of tobacco. Seems like a no brainer.

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 06:01 PM

or you can roll your own, as god intended, without some machine and filter
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Posted 01 January 2018 - 06:37 PM

That seems like a lot more work but not that much more enjoyment. But I wouldn't know.


I've been off work since the 21st and go back tomorrow. My right eye just started twitching hardcore. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.


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Posted 01 January 2018 - 06:41 PM

I've actually used machine rollers and they aren't any less work than rolling yourself. The reason you get them, is so you have a filter, but rolling filterless cigarettes is super fast once you get the knack of it.
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Posted 02 January 2018 - 07:44 PM

I feel terrible. Haven稚 been sick like this in what feels like a long time. Might have to call in sick tomorrow.

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 07:51 PM

The only thing that will make you feel better, is going to work and getting everyone else sick, while you play hero for coming in, and doing absolutely nothing.
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Posted 02 January 2018 - 08:29 PM

Well I went in today so my germs are everywhere already. And I知 sweating profusely and was out of breath walking to the fridge for some OJ. My back hurts like I lifted weights and I can feel the mucus in my left ear. I知 in the danger zone here, D. An ear infection would derail my social life for weeks.

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 08:54 PM

I guess it's a good thing that your personality beat the ear infection to the punch, and has been derailing your social life for years.
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Posted 02 January 2018 - 10:09 PM

View PostBigDMcGee, on 02 January 2018 - 07:51 PM, said:

The only thing that will make you feel better, is going to work and getting everyone else sick, while you play hero for coming in, and doing absolutely nothing.
Yeah, lots of this in my office. Unlimited PTO policy is the only way to avoid this nonsense. It’s a miracle that I’m not already sick.
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Posted 03 January 2018 - 05:50 AM

I took a sick day two weeks ago when I had what SA has and the next day my boss was like 土eah, I told CFO you sounded like you were actually sick. Like, no shit dude, you think I壇 schedule an interview two days before I go on vacation for 2 weeks?

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 09:59 AM

dont let the bastards get you down, nap. but if they do, just keep the words of mookie wilson in mind.

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View PostRon_Mexico, on 23 April 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Now that i've had a few drinks, I'm ready to admilt that the reason I dont post more is suited.

I hate every fiber of his being. He's awful and everything he writes is wrong, coupled with being annoying. Its uncanny how awful he is. If he was around when this thread was thriving, he would have killed it. Thankfully, he wasnt.

Maybe in the real world, he's not so awful (evidence says otherwise) but here, he makes me want to fight. Nobody makes me want to fight. Its beyond weird. I almost feel bad, but I dont

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 12:31 PM

Kesha has a song on her album about not letting the bastards get you down.

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 01:10 PM

Kesha must be a hand maids tale fan

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 09:30 PM

I'm glad Mexico and Napa are friends again. I'm back home after 2 weeks in the Promised Land (aka Iowa). My parents house is always relaxing and my in-laws house is always stressful. I'm sad that we always go to the in-laws last. I wish it was the other way around. I'm still off until middle of next week so I'm going to work on the cars tomorrow and Friday and hopefully watch the entirety of the playoffs this weekend.

Also, it seems like several of you have been watching a little too much of every news channel on TV if you think these tax cuts are a bad thing. The only bad thing is our currently spending. We need to cut everything, especially defense, but these tax cuts are going to be great for the middle class. Lets remember that 51% of the country doesn't pay any federal income tax at all. (http://www.politifac...-households-pa/) So you guys saying that it hurts poor people are nuts. As for health care, if we can get costs back to pre-Obamacare levels that will be a huge win for poor people. It's a shame the Obamacare drove up prices so high, since that only hurt the middle class, especially the people on the lower 25% of the middle class. But that certainly isn't going to hurt poor people either since true poor people don't pay for healthcare either. (Households with 2 kids can make $49,200 per year and still get food stamps and free healthcare, that number goes up significantly with each additional child)



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View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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Posted 04 January 2018 - 02:09 PM

Lot of fucking snow here today. Had the whole day off. Waiting to hear on tomorrow. I'd guess 15 inch range so far.
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Posted 04 January 2018 - 02:28 PM

theraflu, i need you inside me right now. this day quill isn't doing DICK.

it would be insane to not close tomorrow after this storm. imagine if someone dies coming in, think of the liability!

View PostRon_Mexico, on 23 April 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Now that i've had a few drinks, I'm ready to admilt that the reason I dont post more is suited.

I hate every fiber of his being. He's awful and everything he writes is wrong, coupled with being annoying. Its uncanny how awful he is. If he was around when this thread was thriving, he would have killed it. Thankfully, he wasnt.

Maybe in the real world, he's not so awful (evidence says otherwise) but here, he makes me want to fight. Nobody makes me want to fight. Its beyond weird. I almost feel bad, but I dont




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