OrzyVibe 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 The only way to deal with this is to beat the dealer at his own game....he farts, you **** your pants. Tell him you have no problem taking this to an escalation point where you would bareass, softserve shotgun the table. Now that may be a semi-bluff, but lets see if he calls. Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 The only way to deal with this is to beat the dealer at his own game....he farts, you **** your pants. Tell him you have no problem taking this to an escalation point where you would bareass, softserve shotgun the table. Now that may be a semi-bluff, but lets see if he calls.Hopefully showing bareass would not induce him into "raising" and putting it all in. Link to post Share on other sites
sholden 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 101% of the reasons for the jump in online poker?Rounding actual numbers are:Farting Dealers: 52.5512%Relative ease to play: 33.5593%Snaggle-toothed waitresses: 9.0023%Rising gas prices: 4.8872% Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Hopefully showing bareass would not induce him into "raising" and putting it all in.I see what you did there. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 I don't know what's worse....that this thread is on page 3, or that I am now on my 3rd reply.page 2 sir Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 page 2 sirDon't tap the glass. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Don't tap the glass. godammit Link to post Share on other sites
wakeforest22 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 I haven't loled this hard in a long time...I just woke up and it's still going. Link to post Share on other sites
BDPoolie 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 page 2 sirStrange...on my PC is it on page 3. Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 <TAP TAP TAP> Link to post Share on other sites
wakeforest22 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 BTW I opened a sportsbook.com account last night and created username TheDealerFarted Link to post Share on other sites
untunga 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Thank you for reminding me how juvenile I am by laughing at this thread for 2 minutes straight. Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Thank you for reminding me how juvenile I am by laughing at this thread for 2 minutes straight. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 BTW I opened a sportsbook.com account last night and created username TheDealerFartedI need to make a new account at FTP for rakeback (and to use my bots ) and I am SO using that name. Link to post Share on other sites
mph552 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 This is hands down the funniest thread I have ever read on this site. GG everyone Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 This is hands down the funniest thread I have ever read on this site. GG everyone This is superthread Jimmy Snooka. Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Live people are the worst. I've played with older folks in the nl game here in San Diego that have shit themselves and tried to play through it without skipping a beat. I don't know if theres much I haven't seen at the poker tables. Link to post Share on other sites
mph552 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Thanks for posting the pic...I wondered what Dutch Boyd was doing these days... Link to post Share on other sites
OrzyVibe 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Live people are the worst. I've played with older folks in the nl game here in San Diego that have shit themselves and tried to play through it without skipping a beat. I don't know if theres much I haven't seen at the poker tables.You have to love that kind of tenacity and determination. Oh sure....we've all $hit ourselves at the poker table before...but to sit in your own filth and keep on grinding out a few more hours?? That's the kind of grit this country was built upon. I salute you, pantsfillers of Southern Cal. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Live people are the worst. I've played with older folks in the nl game here in San Diego that have **** themselves and tried to play through it without skipping a beat. I don't know if theres much I haven't seen at the poker tables.I'm sure I've told the story of the old lady that came on the boat almost every night and shat herself almost every night and we had to follow her down the ramp. I'd just stay on the boat till everyone was gone. Link to post Share on other sites
Vick12 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 I love this thread. This is superthread Jimmy Snooka. Oh...and easily my favorite part of this thread is the fact we have repsonses from a poster named....SilentButDeadly3!!!!(I'm kinda scared to know who took SilentButDeadly1 and SilentButDeadly2)I <3 FCP!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Shakey90 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 The only way to deal with this is to beat the dealer at his own game....he farts, you **** your pants. Tell him you have no problem taking this to an escalation point where you would bareass, softserve shotgun the table. Now that may be a semi-bluff, but lets see if he calls.POTFDwell played sir, very well played Link to post Share on other sites
scram 1 Posted May 10, 2007 Author Share Posted May 10, 2007 Thanks for posting the pic...I wondered what Dutch Boyd was doing these days...He's only Dutch Boyd during the daytime.That picture is of his alter-ego, Dutch Oven. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Don't you just hate it when you are playing live and you just got done eating mexican food, and you rip a gigantic/smelly fart and you're in the middle of a critical hand and it throws off your concentration? Link to post Share on other sites
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