jkalib 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Inspired by the Monty Python and Mel Brooks posts - What is your favorite Simpsons quote?I could narrow it down to:3) Lisa - If you're the police, who will police the police? Homer - I dunno, the coast guard?2) NASA Guy - In a way you're both winners. But in another more accurate way, Barney is the winner.1) Homer - (Disguising his voice for some unknown reason) Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Postal worker - OK Mr. Burns, what is your first name? Homer - I don't know. Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 3) Stephen Hawking: I came here to see your utopia, but now I see it is more of a fruitopia.2) Homer: Oh lord, protect this rocket house and all who dwell within the rocket house.1) Chief Wiggum: No jury in the world's gonna convict a baby....maybe texas Link to post Share on other sites
Vade 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 1) Homer - (Disguising his voice for some unknown reason) Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Postal worker - OK Mr. Burns, what is your first name? Homer - I don't know.Ding ding Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Chief Wiggum (the episode that Bart got a horse): "I'd rather let a thousand criminals run free than chase after them." Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Ned: Homer what are you doingHomer: ohh, just putting some speed holes in my car--------------------------------------------------------------------Ralphy: look daddy a Whale Egg Link to post Share on other sites
woutoR 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I didn't do it Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Marge : Now Homer, you're over-stimulated, lets get some beer into you, and then it's straight off to bed.Homer : (Runs about frantically , flapping his arms) Woo-hoo! - beer beer beer, bed bed bed! Link to post Share on other sites
Rocketwadster 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Homer - "You will have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."In the immortal style of Comic Book Guy - Best. Quote. Ever. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 See below, maybe not the best ever but funny. Link to post Share on other sites
theKAbag 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 mmmmm..... beer... Link to post Share on other sites
MDXS 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 "I'm going to Sea World!"Man, picking a favorite Simpsons quote is an impossible task. I could be here all day and have trouble deciding between hundreds..."It's a perfectly cromulent word." Link to post Share on other sites
Rocketwadster 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Homer - My kids are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever did suck. Link to post Share on other sites
NormanHaupt 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Homer: WOOOO! The two greatest words in the english language! De Fault! De Fault! wooohooo!Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S M R T- I mean S M A R T!oh man.. sooo many good ones. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Homer: WOOOO! The two greatest words in the english language! De Fault! De Fault! wooohooo!Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S M R T- I mean S M A R T!oh man.. sooo many good ones.that actually came by accident. It was never in the script. Dan Castellenta just messed it up on a take and Matt Groening thought it was too funny not to put in. D'Oh also came about in that way too. Actually some of Homer's funniest stuff came from a flubbed line Link to post Share on other sites
NormanHaupt 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Homer: WOOOO! The two greatest words in the english language! De Fault! De Fault! wooohooo!Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S M R T- I mean S M A R T!oh man.. sooo many good ones.that actually came by accident. It was never in the script. Dan Castellenta just messed it up on a take and Matt Groening thought it was too funny not to put in. D'Oh also came about in that way too. Actually some of Homer's funniest stuff came from a flubbed lineGod you're not one of those nerds who buys the DVD and watches the commentary all the time, are you? lol Link to post Share on other sites
kindofblu 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Homer: "To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!" Link to post Share on other sites
kindofblu 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 All time favorite:Homer:"I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musty odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'" Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Homer: WOOOO! The two greatest words in the english language! De Fault! De Fault! wooohooo!Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S M R T- I mean S M A R T!oh man.. sooo many good ones.that actually came by accident. It was never in the script. Dan Castellenta just messed it up on a take and Matt Groening thought it was too funny not to put in. D'Oh also came about in that way too. Actually some of Homer's funniest stuff came from a flubbed lineGod you're not one of those nerds who buys the DVD and watches the commentary all the time, are you? lolI'm not a nerd, but I do watch the commentary and what not. In my smoking days what else would I do, something productive, pfffttttt Link to post Share on other sites
Eclipse17 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 booooourns Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Marge-"Now, Lisa, a missing drayon could be anywhere"Homer-*jumps through window*-"Who wants lottery tickets?"Marg-"OK, its in his brain" Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Marge-"Now, Lisa, a missing drayon could be anywhere"Homer-*jumps through window*-"Who wants lottery tickets?"Marg-"OK, its in his brain"that's a great one Link to post Share on other sites
HtotheNootch 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 "You're turning me into a criminal when all I want to be is a petty thug," Link to post Share on other sites
jkalib 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Author Share Posted April 15, 2005 Homer: I have a friend, his name is Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo...Jr.Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard.Guy runs out of Moe's crying.Barney: Joey Joe Joe. Link to post Share on other sites
Rocketwadster 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Homer: I have a friend' date=' his name is Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo...Jr.Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard.Guy runs out of Moe's crying.Barney: Joey Joe Joe.[/quote']Isn't it Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo? Link to post Share on other sites
kung fu 0 Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Chief Wiggum: How do you like that, it's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purpose of gambling. not my favourite, but kinda relevant to the forum.Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...Homer: Is it Batman?Marge: No, he's a scientist.Homer: Batman's a scientist!Marge: It's not Batman! Link to post Share on other sites
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