TeeSludge 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 guidelines on recognizing fish names (no seriously)?I like to think that I'm really good at this but I'm not sure whether its just like a feeling I get when they sit down or what.. also my thoughts may be skewed because I think pretty much everyone sucks but there are varying degrees of sucking Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Nice try HebrewHammer.Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 22537The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History ConverterBTN: $536.30SB: $406.00BB: $414.20UTG: $305.40Hero (MP): $770.45CO: $400.00Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is MP with A J :club:UTG calls $4, Hero raises to $18, 1 fold, BTN calls $18, 3 foldsFlop: ($46.00) 3 8 7 (2 players)Hero bets $36, BTN calls $36Turn: ($118.00) 2 (2 players)Hero bets $78, BTN calls $78River: ($274.00) 5 (2 players)Hero checks, BTN bets $168, Hero calls $168Final Pot: $610.00BTN shows J T (Jack Ten high)Hero shows A J (Ace Jack high)Hero wins $607.00(Rake: $3.00) Link to post Share on other sites
Merby 3 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Whenever you're in the mood for a good chuckle, read DN's $10 to $100,000 challenge thread. Lots of "new members" registered to make some pretty lame/stupid/outrageous comments in that thread. Link to post Share on other sites
whatgreatis 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 [] 1 dollar per handHopefully the rest of the day goes like this. Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Hi....Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 playersThe Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History ConverterUTG: $203.00MP: $50.00Hero (CO): $389.50BTN: $59.75SB: $517.60BB: $67.00Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with 2 2 2 folds, Hero raises to $6, BTN calls $6, SB calls $5, BB calls $4Flop: ($24.00) 4 2 4 (4 players)SB bets $14, BB folds, Hero raises to $50, BTN folds, SB raises to $511.60 all in, Hero calls $333.50 all inTurn: ($791.00) K (2 players - 2 are all in)River: ($791.00) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)Final Pot: $791.00Hero shows 2 2 (four of a kind, Deuces)SB shows 4 7 (a full house, Fours full of Deuces)Hero wins $788.00(Rake: $3.00) Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I'm embarrassed to post an EV graph for today, so let's just post this hand:Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comHero (SB) ($235.50)Button ($150.60)Preflop: Hero is SB with , :kcButton calls $1, Hero raises to $10, Button raises to $30, Hero raises to $235.50 (All-In), Button calls $120.60 (All-In)Flop: ($301.20) , , (2 players, 2 all-in)Turn: ($301.20) (2 players, 2 all-in)River: ($301.20) (2 players, 2 all-in)Total pot: $301.20 | Rake: $0.50Results:Button had , (one pair, Aces).Hero had , (straight, Ace high).Outcome: Hero won $300.70Here's the plain graph:[x] >$1 per hand Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Hi....Nice! I flopped quads twice within a span of like 5 minutes against this aggrotard who would always make a play at paired boards, and didn't get a dollar out of the first one. The second one, I got the absolute min with Tx on TTT6x vs his J6. Link to post Share on other sites
The Lobster 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I will be posting a robusto graph at some point tonight, fyi, so you are welcome to stay impatiently tuned to your monitors.That is all. Link to post Share on other sites
ice4804 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Actually played some poker today for the first time in over a week!Villain is 27/16/2.0 over ~100 hands$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem6 playersConverted at weaktight.comStacks:UTG ($29.60)Hero (UTG+1) ($101.50)CO ($115.85)BTN ($142.60)SB ($113.25)BB ($70.00)Pre-flop: ($1.50, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 1 fold, Hero raises to $4, CO calls $4, 2 folds, BB calls $3Flop: ($12.50, 3 players)BB checks, Hero bets $9.50, CO calls $9.50, BB foldsTurn: ($31.50, 2 players) Hero ($88)? Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Suck it poker!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Actually played some poker today for the first time in over a week!Villain is 27/16/2.0 over ~100 hands$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem6 playersConverted at weaktight.comStacks:UTG ($29.60)Hero (UTG+1) ($101.50)CO ($115.85)BTN ($142.60)SB ($113.25)BB ($70.00)Pre-flop: ($1.50, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 1 fold, Hero raises to $4, CO calls $4, 2 folds, BB calls $3Flop: ($12.50, 3 players)BB checks, Hero bets $9.50, CO calls $9.50, BB foldsTurn: ($31.50, 2 players) Hero ($88)? CRAI Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Actually played some poker today for the first time in over a week!Villain is 27/16/2.0 over ~100 hands$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem6 playersConverted at weaktight.comStacks:UTG ($29.60)Hero (UTG+1) ($101.50)CO ($115.85)BTN ($142.60)SB ($113.25)BB ($70.00)Pre-flop: ($1.50, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 1 fold, Hero raises to $4, CO calls $4, 2 folds, BB calls $3Flop: ($12.50, 3 players)BB checks, Hero bets $9.50, CO calls $9.50, BB foldsTurn: ($31.50, 2 players) Hero ($88)? he can't have the nutflush, so i'd check. check raise shove if he bets the turn, and reevaluate the river if not. Link to post Share on other sites
ice4804 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 CRAIIf he checks behind, are you c/c bad rivers (J, Q, K, 8, T (?) ) and betting blanks and a diamond? Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 If he checks behind, are you c/c bad rivers (J, Q, K, 8, T (?) ) and betting blanks and a diamond?Looks good to me. Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I've been set over setted 5 times this month (when money goes in, probably at least triple that when you count money going in before) FML? Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Oops, posted graph too soon.Just gave $300 back in like 4 seconds.J5 < Q5 on QJ5 flop.Then A9 < KT on 9xx flop (aipf)Same guy who should have been bust then, 3-bets for like the 4th time in a short match, I call with JTcc, flop is T42, I flat, he shoves 2.5x pot on the blank turn, I call because he's seemed retarded in the few minutes we've been playing, he has KK, I somehow don't improve, and he instaleaves.:(Oh well.Just booked a return trip to Tampa for Feb 14-21 for my gf and myself for $500 CAD total. Ship it to me. Link to post Share on other sites
The Lobster 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Weird glitch I just found in HEM btw - if your villain folds and shows on the river, it (or at least in one hand for me) gets credited as a showdown pot, and profit goes in your won w/ showdown stats. Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Weird glitch I just found in HEM btw - if your villain folds and shows on the river, it (or at least in one hand for me) gets credited as a showdown pot, and profit goes in your won w/ showdown stats.Only you Cereus donks need to worry about this. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Weird glitch I just found in HEM btw - if your villain folds and shows on the river, it (or at least in one hand for me) gets credited as a showdown pot, and profit goes in your won w/ showdown stats.what site?edit: duhdouble edit: i hate that button, except when other people use it. Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I've tried being positive and optimistic this whole month but fk it, can't take it no more. I'll book the losing month I guess Link to post Share on other sites
TeeSludge 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Rick/Rob/Ron/Rory,I know its not finalized yet and stuff but do you have any idea what day we would be getting the fcp house? I'm working on making my travel arrangements now.quick edit: i understand that i'm not guaranteed a spot or w/e and its gonna be based on availability but I'm still planning my trip around that anyway Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I've tried being positive and optimistic this whole month but fk it, can't take it no more. I'll book the losing month I guessThe extra days off will help you go on a tear come Feb. Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Hi....Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 playersThe Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History ConverterUTG: $203.00MP: $50.00Hero (CO): $389.50BTN: $59.75SB: $517.60BB: $67.00Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with 2 2 2 folds, Hero raises to $6, BTN calls $6, SB calls $5, BB calls $4Flop: ($24.00) 4 2 4 (4 players)SB bets $14, BB folds, Hero raises to $50, BTN folds, SB raises to $511.60 all in, Hero calls $333.50 all inTurn: ($791.00) K (2 players - 2 are all in)River: ($791.00) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)Final Pot: $791.00Hero shows 2 2 (four of a kind, Deuces)SB shows 4 7 (a full house, Fours full of Deuces)Hero wins $788.00(Rake: $3.00)Sure you don't wanna flat call and wait for the river to fold, nit? I've tried being positive and optimistic this whole month but fk it, can't take it no more. I'll book the losing month I guessSigh I feel you bro. Rick/Rob/Ron/Rory,I know its not finalized yet and stuff but do you have any idea what day we would be getting the fcp house? I'm working on making my travel arrangements now.LOLOLOLOL. Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Rick/Rob/Ron/Rory,I know its not finalized yet and stuff but do you have any idea what day we would be getting the fcp house? I'm working on making my travel arrangements now.99% the first day we will have the house is Friday, May 29th. Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Sure you don't wanna flat call and wait for the river to fold, nit? Die Link to post Share on other sites
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