ShakeZuma 585 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 stop losingnow THAT was funny Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 now THAT was funnymy thoughts exactly Link to post Share on other sites
Seattleallstar 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 troll?? what made me a troll? being open and honest about things? im like one of the first people to ever post on here. Link to post Share on other sites
Fade2241 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 The best thing to do is to start small and work your way up. I could never fathom depo'ing 1k straight unless I had won it off of another site or something...I would stop playing poker bro. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 now THAT was funnyNice avatar. So he wants to challenge the prenup and get $30 million, instead of 3-4 million.What a vag. Guess that tour isn't as hot as he thought?http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1559 Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Beaverstyle: bad taste.DNA: dude, he does this all the time.seattleallstar: {This Space Was Intentionally Left blank} Link to post Share on other sites
delasoul 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 One positive note is that you can give me your 1k and I will kick you in the nutz as hard as I possibly can. Then in a week after the pain goes away I will give it back to you. Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Dude, seems like you have a problemThe main thing to remember, is don't gamble what you can't afford to lose.It's hard to do, but you'll only be successful if you stand by that creed.If you don't there's always....I think this joke is tastless. How is it funny ? I can't see the funny side of suicide Link to post Share on other sites
The Bwaves 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 troll?? what made me a troll? being open and honest about things? im like one of the first people to ever post on here.Maybe you could start applying more of what you've learned on this site. I mean come on we all know if we lost a thousand bucks we would find a way to get it back, no matter what it takes.Anyone who loses a grand doesn't post it on FCP.Member 88, then you could listen to all 20,000+ memebers who joined after you and don't dump a grand in an hour.There's like 40 brazillion threads on BR management and how to be a winning player.Therefore, I feel you are a complete troll and this is bullshit. If not. Prove it ******.I think this joke is tastless. How is it funny ? I can't see the funny side of suicideWhat's NOT funny about it? One of the first posts was DNA saying that we shouldn't flame him because it's a serious issue.He's a genius to put it lightly! Funny people know that controversy is hilarious at times. This time, it was, concidering that DNA just said that we shouldn't.No one gets mad when we put YSALASSCKYS... Why is a string with some knot and a loop so bad? If this guy really kills himself because of that post, he doesn't deserve to live. If he does, he'll be dead, and he'll have lost a grand sucking at poker. Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Maybe you could start applying more of what you've learned on this site. I mean come on we all know if we lost a thousand bucks we would find a way to get it back, no matter what it takes.Anyone who loses a grand doesn't post it on FCP.Member 88, then you could listen to all 20,000+ memebers who joined after you and don't dump a grand in an hour.There's like 40 brazillion threads on BR management and how to be a winning player.Couldn't agree moreWhat's NOT funny about it? One of the first posts was DNA saying that we shouldn't flame him because it's a serious issue.He's a genius to put it lightly! Funny people know that controversy is hilarious at times. This time, it was, concidering that DNA just said that we shouldn't.No one gets mad when we put YSALASSCKYS... Why is a string with some knot and a loop so bad? If this guy really kills himself because of that post, he doesn't deserve to live. If he does, he'll be dead, and he'll have lost a grand sucking at poker.Couldn't agree less. Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan04 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Is that you Senator? Link to post Share on other sites
The Bwaves 0 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Couldn't agree moreCouldn't agree less.You can't take everything people say on here seriously. A picture of a noose isn't a serious post. That's it. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Beaverstyle: bad taste.DNA: dude, he does this all the time.seattleallstar: {This Space Was Intentionally Left blank}wooooopsy.Sorry bout the noose OP, couldn't help myself. Maybe I have a problem too...I think a great aspect of poker is to 'grind it' A.K.A. start small in limits and use proper bankroll management, and try and move up in limits. It makes the beats easier to take, and yes, it takes a while to make some money, but it's IMO true poker.Polish your game, and maybe win a nice $20-$50 mtt and you're set too!1/1,000,000 (guesstimate) can throw $1,000 on a site and immediately become a winning player... or use that $1000 at one time and not go broke. That's why bankroll management is so important..02 Link to post Share on other sites
try__an__hit 0 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Email the sites and ask them to lock your account. Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Seriously gamblers anonomyous. Lets not forget that poker is gambling, just like blackjack and other forms it can go horribly wrong. Don't hide loses from your family and friends, and let them help you. seriously. Link to post Share on other sites
Knight_Owl 0 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Uninstall the software and unplug your computer. In fact, sell your computer and get your $1000 back.very nice advice! Indeed sale your computer! get your 1k back and do something fun, enjoy a movie or better yet go to DisneyLand! Dude, seems like you have a problemThe main thing to remember, is don't gamble what you can't afford to lose.It's hard to do, but you'll only be successful if you stand by that creed.If you don't there's always....your a joke! seriously. what heartless advice. Obviously you were raised by wolves. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 You're a joke, seriously! What heartless advice. Obviously, you were raised by wolves. FYPMan, people are dense. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 is it true that you crap your pants if you hang yourself? Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 South park reference, I thought it was just when you die you crap your pants. Like chef... the scientologist. Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 is it true that you crap your pants if you hang yourself?However you die, you empty yourself when the muscles relax. Link to post Share on other sites
bhaas 0 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 However you die, you empty yourself when the muscles relax.So, if you're going to die then it would be wise to take a big shit first???Just want to clarify. Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
UncleKraut 0 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 That's weird. Saddam's going to crap himself when he gets hanged in a couple of weeks. Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now