brvheart 1,752 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 No shit idiot its for amusement not moneyQFT... if mom has a mercedes, money isn't a problem.ps... please have a friend of yours follow you around with a video camera, the limo idea is gold jerry... gold. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 A limo will be a problem downtown. And even LFP has a lot of weird, small streets. Doesn't sound plausable. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I have had many jobs over the years. Delivering pizzas when I was in college was the best. Back then, I was young, cute and thin. To get extra tips, I made sure I had clevage showing. That was the extent of my costuming. Pics would help with the self pleasuring fantasy. Thanks in advance. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 I'll bet Theresa was a 9 or better in those days. Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 find an oldschool limo and dress like a pimp... "the pizza pimp" is born... Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 well, since you are Asian, I think you should go with a docile Asian man with a thick accent that keeps bowing over and over trying to get the client to bow with you. Also, gather about 20 Chinese takeout menus and give them all to the client when you hand them the pizza box. Say domo arigato a 12 times. Try to work in the phrase Tokyo Drift as wellhe needs to also have someone bring a gong along with him, and just ring it a bunch while dutch bows. Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 how about a friday the 13th jason mask... Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 I think I'll put a brick of confectioner sugar in one of the boxes, and then come back for it in 15 minutes, all sheepish. Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 you could set the pizza on the floor and do a ceremonial dance around it... Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 This is me a few weeks before I turned 16. This was my junior year high school picture for the yearbook. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 what was an average tip for you? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 You are so going to get beat up in jail... I like the Asian one as well. You so funny.thanks you kind siralso, ask them if you can use their bathroom and telephonesee, I knew you had at least one funny in you.he needs to also have someone bring a gong along with him, and just ring it a bunch while dutch bows.brilliantThis is me a few weeks before I turned 16. This was my junior year high school picture for the yearbook. nice, you put out then? Lots of girls start giving it up around 15 years of age Link to post Share on other sites
RodReynolds 87 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Dutch, how's your mimery? Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Observational comedy is king...I just wish I had more time for independent projectsOK... heres one that would cost Fox at least $2KPlace a hidden camera inside the pizza bag. When the "mark" opens the door, hold your stomach and ask to use the bathroom. Place the bag somewhere so it films the entire room. Run to the can and on the way drop something like an empty 1/2 pint booze bottle on the floor.While inside, play pre-recorded sounds of loud farting while moaning and yelling things like "OH MY GOD!!!" and "PLEASE LET IT STOP!!!"Flush the toilet several times during the act and set off a mexican stink bomb under the door so the fumes leach out where the camera is placed.Walk out normally, pick up the bag and leave. A long piece of TP dragging from your shoe would be a plus.Youll have to be selective about your targets. Young girls and students are the best. Bikers and unfriendly people are probably a no-no. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 That would make for some great tv. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 This is me a few weeks before I turned 16. This was my junior year high school picture for the yearbook. Nice pic...I couldnt help but notice that it was in black&white....When did you graduate anyway?I hope the photographer wasnt burned when the gunpowder flash went off....Sorry... I'm an EOJ (equal opp jokester) Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 This is me a few weeks before I turned 16. This was my junior year high school picture for the yearbook. Is it just me, or are 7#9 chords going off? Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Get a leather helmet and an accomplice. Have the accomplice deliver the pizza while you are next to him on a leash self injuring yourself.Retarded Pizza BoyIf they ask or look curious have your accomplice explain that it is part of a vocational program. I bet you will get people to start requesting the retarded pizza boy deliver their order. Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 oh man, i have had a shitty day and i came home to see this thread. I really have to stay in OT more! this is brilliant and made me laugh a lot!!! Thank you all! Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 thats what the foums are far, make people feel better Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 thats what the foums are far, make people feel bettertears a little, sniff sniff, since i stopped playing online, strat became boring, and i fell...dare i say back into general surfing. Now i have seen the light!! Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 good for you Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted September 18, 2006 Author Share Posted September 18, 2006 I just had an interview. Things look very good. Plus, a friend of mine from high school works at the place. I wonder if he'd find this demeaning? Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I just had an interview. Things look very good. Plus, a friend of mine from high school works at the place. I wonder if he'd find this demeaning?so you're asian? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted September 18, 2006 Author Share Posted September 18, 2006 so you're asian?Does that need to be a bullet point here? But yes. Link to post Share on other sites
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