checkymcfold 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 in sister's grade school class: ben(jamin) dover.in my high school business class (winner): mike hunt. teachers were SO careful pronouncing his name. SO careful. Link to post Share on other sites
SPADES21 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Although I'm a fan of obscurity, this is so far off the charts I'm going to have to hope you recede back into the darkness whence you came.i was thinking the same thing...where the hell did this come from Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 you liked Topanga didn't you?As it was said above...there isn't a teenage boy here who didn't lose his TGIF virginity to Topanga....wait was that creepy?Yeah it was creepy..........God bless those lips.QFTOh and let me add on my name, although I think everyone on here already knows it....Richard Johnson...oh yes, **** Squared was my favorite insult I got through high school Link to post Share on other sites
Devilkin 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 http://www.funnyname.com/Hugh G Rection . . . I'm still crying over that one . . Link to post Share on other sites
sharkbite 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Former Nascar driver D.ick Trickle Link to post Share on other sites
ohbummer 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Friend my dad works with by the name of Jim Shu Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Kid I graduated with is named Andrew McCracken. His dad is Phil. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 An attorney I have worked with here in idaho: Di.ck Cummings Link to post Share on other sites
jowest 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 seriously though... D.ick Pound... unbelievable... wouldn't you go by Richard, or Rich or something???Also, maybe you remember, maybe you don't, and maybe I'm a little too metrosexual, but there was a guy on that show Boy Meets World named Rider Strong. Poor kid never had a chance...Oh Yeah, almost exactly a year as an official forum member and only my 200th post... wish everyone was a little more selective...+1that was too easyOk my submission old landlord......D.ick Jolly In the phone book he was Jolly D.ick Link to post Share on other sites
packersfan 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 There was a doctor in my home townDr. Jack Knauf Link to post Share on other sites
Oneeydjaq 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Butkus, Di.ck Butkus Link to post Share on other sites
BWToth 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Best friend in high school : Justin Caseis he in a crappy pop rock band? Link to post Share on other sites
NOFX_PUNK 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 A dude called 'Wayne King' lives just down the road from meAlso my buddy works as a phone monkey for a bank and he had to do an i.d check on one 'Vincent Superdude Nymphomaniac Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell Valentine' - It was legit, the dude had his name changed, I'll bet he has hundreds of friends and a loving wife... is he in a crappy pop rock band?Justin Sane - (Anti-Flag)There's loads of them:Davey Havok - AFICasey Chaos - Amen DOn't suppose they are real tho... Link to post Share on other sites
7s7c 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 My buddy's wife works at a credit union and laughed out loud when she was processing an application by Peter Johnson of 69 Handy St. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Back in high school I used to do the P.A. for the girls basketball games.As the game would start I would do player introductions.Starting at Guard, #3, Blah blah.I was doing visitor introductions one game and was going down the list and got to a name I knew I was screwed before I even said it, Stacy FuksSo in front of several hundred people over a loud PA system.Starting at Guard #3 Staaaacyyyyyyyy Fuuuucccckkkkkkssss! cause I always said the names with great emphasis.The crowd goes silent and I hear this guy in the stands yell "thats pronounced FOOKS u idiot!"Doh. Link to post Share on other sites
NOFX_PUNK 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Back in high school I used to do the P.A. for the girls basketball games.As the game would start I would do player introductions.Starting at Guard, #3, Blah blah.I was doing visitor introductions one game and was going down the list and got to a name I knew I was screwed before I even said it, Stacy FuksSo in front of several hundred people over a loud PA system.Starting at Guard #3 Staaaacyyyyyyyy Fuuuucccckkkkkkssss! cause I always said the names with great emphasis.The crowd goes silent and I hear this guy in the stands yell "thats pronounced FOOKS u idiot!"Doh.This reminds me of another classic, my buddy is a good tennis player and has the unfortunate name Simon Cockman, During one tennis game he was called over the P.A as 'SIMON COCKRAM' I can only assume someone wrote it wrong for a laugh, but it was a good laugh! :icon_biggrin:Also, in the UK, girls play netball.... just sayin'.... Link to post Share on other sites
Oneeydjaq 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 The crowd goes silent and I hear this guy in the stands yell "thats pronounced FOOKS u idiot!"Doh.To which I would have replied, "Oh, I am so sorry, FOOK YOU!" Link to post Share on other sites
NOFX_PUNK 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 To which I would have replied, "Oh, I am so sorry, FOOK YOU!"FOOK ME? Link to post Share on other sites
sixhands 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 FOOK ME?No, I fook you, she fook me Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 My friends dad went to high school with 2 Armenian guys and their names were Ebinzeezer Macadangdang and Selmo Weams.Pretty sure on the spelling but could be off by a letter or 2. Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 My friends dad went to high school with 2 Armenian guys and their names were Ebinzeezer Macadangdang and Selmo Weams.Pretty sure on the spelling but could be off by a letter or 2.Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? Link to post Share on other sites
Shan027 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I worked in a call center for a major insurance company. One of my favorite clients was named Happy Boozer. That was his real name . . . not a nickname. His family owned the property for years so they named the street after the family. Boozer Lane. Happy Boozer on Boozer Lane. Had another client named Edward Rape. I never brought it up but I'm sure he had trouble finding dates. Link to post Share on other sites
benhoug 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 In high school I used to deliver pizzas. There was this one family that ordered every Sunday at the same time. Their name - Bohner (pronounced boner). The funny thing is they would never say their name when ordering, they always spelled it out... I would like a pizza for B-O-H-N-E-R. Link to post Share on other sites
jowest 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Back in high school I used to do the P.A. for the girls basketball games.As the game would start I would do player introductions.Starting at Guard, #3, Blah blah.I was doing visitor introductions one game and was going down the list and got to a name I knew I was screwed before I even said it, Stacy FuksSo in front of several hundred people over a loud PA system.Starting at Guard #3 Staaaacyyyyyyyy Fuuuucccckkkkkkssss! cause I always said the names with great emphasis.The crowd goes silent and I hear this guy in the stands yell "thats pronounced FOOKS u idiot!"Doh.This just furthers my suspicions that you were part of the audio visual club in high school. Link to post Share on other sites
benhoug 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Surprised nobody mentioned this one yet.Another Gaming CEO Arrested by U.S. GovernmentSportingbet Chairman Peter Dicks Nabbed in New York Link to post Share on other sites
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