SexyBlondeGuy 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I've been seeing this girl Olivia on and off for about six months. She's really into me but she won't do anything. I asked for a blowjob and her reply was: "But you pee from there! Gross!!" I asked if we could make out and her reply to that was: "But you puke from there! Gross!!"I was just sitting around contemplating my next move, when I thought: hey! a poker forum might just be the best place for some sound advice.So guys and gals, how can I get Olivia to enjoy my manhood? Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I've been seeing this girl Olivia on and off for about six months. She's really into me but she won't do anything. I asked for a blowjob and her reply was: "But you pee from there! Gross!!" I asked if we could make out and her reply to that was: "But you puke from there! Gross!!"I was just sitting around contemplating my next move, when I thought: hey! a poker forum might just be the best place for some sound advice.So guys and gals, how can I get Olivia to enjoy my manhood?Just shoot your manhood on her chest, she doesn't have a choice in the matter. Link to post Share on other sites
Jerry_Lundegaard 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Just shoot your manhood on her chest, she doesn't have a choice in the matter.Yeah, just do it while she sleeps. That will teach her...and even better, perhaps she will learn to love it. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I've been seeing this girl Olivia on and off for about six months. She's really into me but she won't do anything. I asked for a blowjob and her reply was: "But you pee from there! Gross!!" I asked if we could make out and her reply to that was: "But you puke from there! Gross!!"I was just sitting around contemplating my next move, when I thought: hey! a poker forum might just be the best place for some sound advice.So guys and gals, how can I get Olivia to enjoy my manhood?It's probably because you're ugly. And I was going to post that based entirely upon your handle, until I saw that you actually have your picture up as your avatar.Get a hair cut you dirty hippie. This girl is obviously too good for you.Good luck. Nice shirt, too. Is that pink? You are probably one of those guys who flips the collar because you think it's cool, right? Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I am laughing at this thread. nice continuity. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 TTIWWP.Not yours OP, you queer. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 You should give her a rusty anchor. End of thread. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I've been seeing this girl Olivia on and off for about six months. She's really into me but she won't do anything. I asked for a blowjob and her reply was: "But you pee from there! Gross!!" I asked if we could make out and her reply to that was: "But you puke from there! Gross!!"I was just sitting around contemplating my next move, when I thought: hey! a poker forum might just be the best place for some sound advice.So guys and gals, how can I get Olivia to enjoy my manhood?PM Clay Aiken, he has similar problems. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 dead horse. Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Use the old "penis in the popcorn" trick from Chapelle's Show. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 are you stronger than she is?and yes, I did see the other thread Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 roofies.... Link to post Share on other sites
myenemy 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Tell her that she should wear finger condoms to avoid getting poo under her nails. Then drop your penis into a cup of milk and let it slurp the milk up and after its done say, "Ahhh, happy boy?" Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Drug her up, take her home, throw a load on her back, steal all the money in her purse and crawl out a window.Now that's a date. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Hilarious idea, great avatar, not great execution. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Hilarious idea, great avatar, not great execution.I really thought this was you when I first saw the post. I guess I Wasn't the only one either Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 DHTNTB Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 I really thought this was you when I first saw the post. I guess I Wasn't the only one eitherI'm brought up every time someone makes one of these. i gess lindsey's hert my cretibility.........lol...................!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!............. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 I've been seeing this girl Olivia on and off for about six months. She's really into me but she won't do anything. I asked for a blowjob and her reply was: "But you pee from there! Gross!!" I asked if we could make out and her reply to that was: "But you puke from there! Gross!!"I was just sitting around contemplating my next move, when I thought: hey! a poker forum might just be the best place for some sound advice.So guys and gals, how can I get Olivia to enjoy my manhood?it may be a good thing. you have to watch out for those trolls. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 DHTNTBDon't Hit The New..........I got nothing Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Don't Hit The New..........I got nothingI'm at a loss as well.... Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 I'm at a loss as well....Trying to stay ahead of me?? lol Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Don't hit the new topic button. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Don't hit the new topic button.I was close....almost made it Link to post Share on other sites
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