SexyBlondeGuy

would a joke about how kramer refused to appologize to the monkey 'cause the monkey started it be crossing the line?it probably would so i wont tell it then...

I just came up with this idea. A brilliant one if you ask me.The law states that it's illegal to transfer money from US players to poker sites.Why not send the money to a foreign account and then deposit to your preferred poker site? Bet you feel pretty stupid for not coming up with this on your own.Because of my love for the game of poker, i won't charge a dime for my brilliance. A simple thank you will do.-SBG

or at least given a fine... not exactly a misspelling, but definately a mistake...SEXY AND SMART, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!

I used to make 1600 dollars A WEEK playing 60 dollar sit'n'go's. Now that my first baby is born i have given up on this, because even though my costs to live, and probably eat too, are very low, i have to be more mature and responsible. this means giving up on easy money and start working for a guaranteed 400 bucks a week. i didn't consider that with low cost to live and my moneymaking capapility exceeding 1600 a week i hadn't built enough of a bankroll to suppport myself playing poker for a living, or at least try it out for a short period of time...

i heard this 10 k event was possible to win with any two cards? is it true???

This is taken straight from the Grammar Police's signature:This guy was caught misspelling "cake." How dare he! It's not really a misspelling, but it's not correct either way. The period is supposed to be at the end of the sentence. "cake".Just because I'm dead sexy doesn't mean I'm stupid.Oh, still no luck with Olivia, but thanks for the good advice any way.

Newsflash: Chris Reeves is dead! It's too late for stem cell research. What we need is research on how to bring him back to life.

I've been seeing this girl Olivia on and off for about six months. She's really into me but she won't do anything. I asked for a blowjob and her reply was: "But you pee from there! Gross!!" I asked if we could make out and her reply to that was: "But you puke from there! Gross!!"I was just sitting around contemplating my next move, when I thought: hey! a poker forum might just be the best place for some sound advice.So guys and gals, how can I get Olivia to enjoy my manhood?