New Hand Nicknames

[XX44466XX 0]

WHAT IS IT A COVER FOR??YES, I AM STATING MY OPINION THAT I THINK THOSE WHO MADES POSTS THE LIKES OF WHICH I WAS RIDICULING ARE UNINTELLIGENT AND IMMATURE.IF YOU BELIEVE THERE TO BE SOMETHING MORE YOU AND OLIVER STONE SHOULD GO WRITE A SCREENPLAY ABOUT IT TOGETHER.

Ooh, shouting. It turns me on when you're angry.Better yet, let's all have popsicles 'cause it's over 100 degrees here. Ugh.

[BWToth 0]

I made no original post to which people 'poked fun at me'. My first poke was a response to those who were poking fun at other people.My original intent in no way comes from my feelings being hurt or anything of that nature

[XX44466XX 0]

I made no original post to which people 'poked fun at me'. My first poke was a response to those who were poking fun at other people who were poking fun at me for my pokes of their poker poking.My original intent in no way comes from my feelings being hurt or anything of that nature

You're getting there BW. 'Cause this forum is all aboot poker. And feelings.

[BWToth 0]

You're getting there BW. 'Cause this forum is all aboot poker. And feelings.

This is out of control. No one has answered my question still. No Hints, No clues, just simply.Why do those of you who continually turn intelligent dialouge into immature and sarcastic quips cointinue to do so?Aside from the fact that it is fun, or you enjoy getting a rise out of the 'newbie'.

[AZWildcat 0]

Sarcasm was God's greatest gift. After Boobies of course.

Yeah, I have to rank boobies #1, booze #2, and roofies #3.... sarcasm #4... I also enjoy a nice pair of slacks...

[simo_8ball 0]

Why do those of you who continually turn intelligent dialouge into immature and sarcastic quips cointinue to do so?

You are posting in a thread about immature and stupid names for hands. Why are you surprised to get immature and stupid responses?P.S. It is very funny getting a rise out of the 'newbie'. Its one of the best ways to have fun on the forum. You will learn.

[DB10-2 0]

This is why...Because the newbies get all huffy and puffy when they are poked at and most find it quite funny, as you probably would if you were to stick around for a while and watch a newbie have a Mike Matusow when he's needled....

i don't think sarcastic posts trashing on newbies or anyone else are funny most of the time. in fact, most of the time they're a huge waste of space and time. any long-timer here who thinks they're entitled to act superior to someone else needs to get some perspective, because they're ruining this board 3x as fast as newbies who post repeat threads once in awhile.if you don't want to read another thread about hand nicknames, it's better to not read it than to post about how stupid it is within the thread. but nobody here seems to be able to resist.

[BWToth 0]

I was referencing the the stupidity of people who berate and mock the posts of other people on a personal level. And the fact that people seem to be beginning feel the need to put disclaimers at the end of their posts stating that what they have just said 'might be wrong' or 'this is pointless' in order to beat those who are chomping at the bit to make fun of them to the punch.Its sad that there are those people out there who seem to be going through the different threads seeking out innocent posts by people and making attempts to make fun of them, not only about the content of the post but on a personal level.It goes beyond, fun, entertainment, and simple sarcasm. It goes to the point of those who make the 'funniest' insult or most immature comment are admired and praised by their peers. It reminds me of a 7th grade cafeteria lunch table.My original intent was to inquire as to why people feel the need to act in such a manner, and I did do so knowing full well the types of responses I would get.I suppose it was a frivolous effort to begin with, I was still however hoping for someone to offer a well though out response devoid of single-minded selfishness.And my motivation is not founded on the fact that I made a reply to the topic of this thread and was made fun of about it. The idea began simply through my reading of the responses of the thread as an outside observer.DB10-2: yours is the type of reply I was hoping to receive

[XX44466XX 0]

Frivolous indeed.

[dapokerbum 0]

I was referencing the the stupidity of people who berate and mock the posts of other people on a personal level. And the fact that people seem to be beginning feel the need to put disclaimers at the end of their posts stating that what they have just said 'might be wrong' or 'this is pointless' in order to beat those who are chomping at the bit to make fun of them to the punch.Its sad that there are those people out there who seem to be going through the different threads seeking out innocent posts by people and making attempts to make fun of them, not only about the content of the post but on a personal level.It goes beyond, fun, entertainment, and simple sarcasm. It goes to the point of those who make the 'funniest' insult or most immature comment are admired and praised by their peers. It reminds me of a 7th grade cafeteria lunch table.My original intent was to inquire as to why people feel the need to act in such a manner, and I did do so knowing full well the types of responses I would get.I suppose it was a frivolous effort to begin with, I was still however hoping for someone to offer a well though out response devoid of single-minded selfishness.And my motivation is not founded on the fact that I made a reply to the topic of this thread and was made fun of about it. The idea began simply through my reading of the responses of the thread as an outside observer.DB10-2: yours is the type of reply I was hoping to receive

Too many words. my little brain can't take it.

[XX44466XX 0]

I was referencing the the stupidity of people who berate and mock the posts of other people on a personal level. And the fact that people seem to be beginning feel the need to put disclaimers at the end of their posts stating that what they have just said 'might be wrong' or 'this is pointless' in order to beat those who are chomping at the bit to make fun of them to the punch.Its sad that there are those people out there who seem to be going through the different threads seeking out innocent posts by people and making attempts to make fun of them, not only about the content of the post but on a personal level.It goes beyond, fun, entertainment, and simple sarcasm. It goes to the point of those who make the 'funniest' insult or most immature comment are admired and praised by their peers. It reminds me of a 7th grade cafeteria lunch table.My original intent was to inquire as to why people feel the need to act in such a manner, and I did do so knowing full well the types of responses I would get.I suppose it was a frivolous effort to begin with, I was still however hoping for someone to offer a well though out response devoid of single-minded selfishness.And my motivation is not founded on the fact that I made a reply to the topic of this thread and was made fun of about it. The idea began simply through my reading of the responses of the thread as an outside observer.DB10-2: yours is the type of unselfish, irrefutable man-love I was hoping to receive

Forums are fun.

[BWToth 0]

Sophomoric.

[XX44466XX 0]

Dude, loosen up, seriously. Heart attacks at 29 are no fun.

[dapokerbum 0]

Sophomoric.

Are you kidding more like Jr High

[BWToth 0]

Are you kidding more like Jr High

soph·o·mor·ic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sf-môrk, -mr-, -mr-)adj. 2. Exhibiting great immaturity and lack of judgment: sophomoric behavior

[dapokerbum 0]

soph·o·mor·ic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sf-môrk, -mr-, -mr-)adj. 2. Exhibiting great immaturity and lack of judgment: sophomoric behavior

Do you feel better about your life yet

[Kuge 0]

Do you feel better about your life yet

K3 = The Kuge. Take that krablar, pinch pinch.

[FourFlusher 0]

Is this still the nick name thread?Some body here named JJ the Dead Beat Dads, you always hope they come through for you, but, they never do.I loved that one...and...it helped me play the damn things, I'm not nearly as fond of them as I once was.

[pauld22 0]

soph·o·mor·ic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sf-môrk, -mr-, -mr-)adj. 2. Exhibiting great immaturity and lack of judgment: sophomoric behavior

Quite simply because of penis envy. When we...THEY make fun of others it is to enhance our...THEIR self esteem. Kind of like the bully in school that used to beat you...PEOPLE up just for fun. We....THEY had a void to fill. I...I mean THEY, THEY compensated for an undersized .........oh hell with it I have a small weiner is that what you all wanted to hear? Well fine I said it now quit staring!!! And by the way, I thought the rule was that you couldn't define a word WITH that word. :icon_think:Oh and A4 is the transvestite.

[BWToth 0]

And by the way, I thought the rule was that you couldn't define a word WITH that word.

"sophomoric behavoir" is a form of its usage not part of the definition itself

[Spademan 94]

I think it is important to keep in mind, in relevant and groudbreaking discussions such as this one, that I am, in every way, better than every one of you.

[Yoda 1]

I think it is important to keep in mind, in relevant and groudbreaking discussions such as this one, that I am, in every way, better than every one of you.

haha, a great reason to bump this

[Men the Hellmuth 0]

Well i know this thread got hijacked, but im still going to put some hand nicknames in here, a couple of younger players in my local game named so many hands its almost funny... we even get players at the casinos to start using the stupid names of these hands1. Q/4 = Queef2. 8/5 = bday suit3. K/3 = kathy4. K/4 - fork5. Q/3 - kathys daughter6. 8/10 - guuch7. K/J - capt Kennth J Noisewire/or noisewater8. J/6 - saw9. J/9 - Jannine10. A/10 - Aeten11. 2/9 - Pediophile12. 2/3 - Jordan13. K/5 - knife14. K/Q - Kwank now some are obvious ( like 2/3 and j/9 ) others not so obvious... but anway i just did this because im killing time before i go to the bar... have fun.. and good night

[pbwl11 0]

It goes beyond, fun, entertainment, and simple sarcasm. It goes to the point of those who make the 'funniest' insult or most immature comment are admired and praised by their peers. It reminds me of a 7th grade cafeteria lunch table.

And that was when for you....this past school year?

Sarcasm was God's greatest gift. After Boobies of course.

<-----No, THIS is God's greatest gift!

[Jam-Fly 8]

2-5 = The MonsterT-J = TJ (gettit ?)J-A = Physcho Killer2-2 = Kathie LiebertA-2 = best thing since sliced bread